Soliloquy



During his True Capitalist Radio broadcast, Ghost is often distracted, going on short rants about unrelated topics. He refers to these as 'soliloquies' and often apologizes for 'going off on a soliloquy there.' These rants vary in length and, being unplanned, cover a vast many topics that are not among the regulars covered during TCR.

Ghost's soliloquies are, increasingly since the Return, on the topic of conspiracies. Listeners have found it increasingly easy and amusing to distract Ghost by mentioning anything even vaguely related to NASA or any other conspiracy theory. Ghost's soliloquies sometimes annoy trolls as they can cut into Radio Graffiti time. However, some trolls manage to distract him when he's on these rants by tweeting/posting pictures of people that he hates, or otherwise besmirching him. Ghost was once trolled by a Twitter name called "True Soliloquy Radio."

List of Notable Soliloquies
This is a list of notable soliloquies Ghost has gone off on during True Capitalist Radio. Rants that already have their own pages should be linked to from here.
 * Midgets - In Episode 83 Ghost went on a 3-minute soliloquy about midgets after hearing a caller he thought sounded like a midget. Ghost stated that he thought being a midget has to be a punishment from God, though claimed he was kidding after receiving negative feedback from the chatroom. This particular soliloquy helped spawn some of the first attempts at trolling Ghost by calling him a midget.
 * Coffee - A very common subject of Ghost's soliloquies. In fact, Ghost used to go on this particular soliloquy practically every day during The Markets before the hiatus. These soliloquies usually involved Ghost addressing his hatred of coffee drinkers and how they would be assholes on days when they didn't have their morning coffee. Ghost would usually end these soliloquies by boasting that he was naturally energized by his love of money, needing only four hours of sleep per day and hoping for coffee prices to go up.
 * The Gym Rant - Ghost went on a four-minute rant claiming that body builders were closet-homosexuals and that women weren't interested in them because they were more feminine and wanted more dick than most heterosexual females.
 * YouTube - Ghost often goes off on rants about YouTube and YouTubers whom he believes are all talentless pieces of self-centered crap who think that people actually want to watch them cut things in half. Boogie in particular gets the brunt of these rants, where mentioning his name
 * Feminism - Ghost went on a lengthy soliloquy on the Feminist movement on the Chalkening episode after reading the name "Kitchens for Fems," claiming they are corrupting the female youth in America as a lesbianic movement.
 * NASA - A few times throughout the show, Ghost has gone on multiple soliloquies about it being over-funded and that the moon landing was "nothing but Nevada." One of his soliloquies about NASA since The Return ended up spawning a troll claiming to be Buzz Aldrin's grandson.
 * Millennials and the Youth of America - Ghost went on a soliloquy on both subjects on multiple occasions, claiming the Millennials are coddled and egotistical. He also claimed the Youth of America are why we are in Junkyard America.
 * Emotions - During a Twitter shout out segment, Ghost went on a huge soliloquy on emotions and emotional people during one broadcast, prematurely ending the shoutouts and going completely off-keister. His thoughts on emotions and emotional people contradicts his past statements on emotions.
 * Cartoon fetishes - Ghost has gone off on this rant multiple times since The Return, most notably in April 2016, when he did a 2 hour sunday show and went off on anime and the sexualization of cartoons following a Republican delegate tweeting an anime pic at him.
 * Asperger's and Autism - Ghost ever since he returned from The Break went on multiple rants about these psychological drugs. On Capitalist Episode 522, he went on a near hour and a half rant about Autism and manchildren ruining his show.