Soliloquy

During his True Capitalist Radio broadcast, Ghost is often distracted, going on short rants about unrelated topics. He refers to these as 'soliloquies' and often apologizes for 'going off on a soliloquy there.' These rants vary in length and, being unplanned, cover a vast many topics that are not among the regulars covered during TCR.

Ghost's soliloquies are, increasingly since the Return, on the topic of conspiracies. Listeners have found it increasingly easy and amusing to distract Ghost by mentioning anything even vaguely related to NASA or any other conspiracy theory. Ghost's soliloquies sometimes annoy trolls as they can cut into Radio Graffiti time. Ghost was once trolled by a Twitter Name "True Soliloquy Radio."

List of Notable Soliloquies
This is a list of notable soliloquies Ghost has gone off on during True Capitalist Radio. Rants that already have their own pages should be linked to from here.
 * Midgets - In Episode 83 Ghost went on a 3 minute soliloquy about midgets after hearing a caller he thought sounded like a midget. Ghost stated that he thought being a midget has to be a punishment from god, though he said at the end he was only kidding. This particular soliloquy helped spawn some of the first attempts at trolling Ghost by calling him a midget.
 * Coffee - Very common subject of Ghost's soliloquies, in fact Ghost used to go on this particular soliloquy practically every day when The Markets where still part of the show. These soliloquies usually involved ghost addressing his hatred at coffee drinkers and how they would be assholes on days they didn't have their morning coffee. Ghost would usually end these soliloquies by boasting that he was naturally energized by his love of money, needing only four hours of sleep per day and hoping for coffee prizes to go up.
 * The Gym Rant - Ghost went on a four minute rant claiming that body builders are closet-homosexuals and that women aren't interested in them because they're more feminine and want more dick than most heterosexual females.
 * YouTube - Ghost often goes off on rants about YouTube and YouTubers whom he believes are all talentless pieces of self-centered crap who think that people actually want to watch them cut things in half.
 * Feminism - Ghost went on a lengthy soliloquy on the Feminist movement on the Chalkening episode after reading the name "Kitchens for Fems," claiming they are corrupting the female youth in America as a lesbianic movement.
 * NASA - A few times throughout the show, Ghost has gone on multiple soliloquies about it being over-funded and the moon landing was "nothing but Nevada." One of his soliloquies about NASA since the return ended up spawning a troll claiming to be Buzz Aldrin's grandson.