User:Don Pinstripelli

Note to self (or anyone reading) - make an Albin (Calvin) Harris remix somehow


 * (To the tune of Be My Guest)
 * I'm depressed, I'm depressed,
 * I'm a freakin' communist,
 * Engineer is a queer, let me get that off my chest.
 * All you trolls, and fruitbowls,
 * Just annoy me for the lulz.
 * With disgusting names like PoopTickler, do any of you have souls?
 * All you fruits, and deaf mutes,
 * STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FLESH FLUTES!
 * And once all the minorities have been guessed,
 * Just know I watch MLP and have a half inch wee-wee
 * I'm depressed, I'm depressed, I'M DEPRESSED! *cans.wav*

HIGHLIGHTS

 * Coodoo17 made a couple of remixes based on the above text
 * PranksterPinkiePie subscribed to me on YouTube
 * Supposedly PranksterPinkiePie and Asho have both read MLP: TCR
 * Electric fence splice played during Capitalist Episode 235
 * Gorillaz hambone remix played during Capitalist Episode 241
 * Undertale Flowey remix played during Capitalist Episode 247 and caused cans.wav during Capitalist Episode 299
 * Templeton/Ghost sex splice played during Capitalist Episode 252 and Capitalist Episode 255
 * Blue Moon remix played during Capitalist Episode 255
 * My name is at the top of Ghost's Christmas card from the Steam group
 * PEGO joke splice played during Capitalist Episode 440 and caused cans.wav twice
 * Markipiler Engineer splice played during Capitalist Episode 482
 * I gave someone on /pol/ the idea to make the Twitter name "GaydenSnake" during Saturday Night Show Episode 8
 * I gave someone on /pol/ or TheBronyNetwork's chat the idea to make the GAB name "PickleNickelback" during Capitalist Episode 503
 * Ghost read my GAB name "VinegarVinegarVinegar" during Capitalist Episode 513
 * Ghost read my GAB name "I Saw Daddy Pozzing Santa Claus" during Capitalist Episode 514
 * I'm certain that Ghost looked at my "Rick and Morty 2 Coin" GAB name during Capitalist Episode 529 but refused to say it
 * Ghost read my GAB name "Trash Hunger Games" during Capitalist Episode 530
 * Ghost read my GAB name "OYYYYYY VEEEEEEY" during Capitalist Episode 533
 * I gave someone on the TCR Discord the idea to make the GAB name "1-900-HAMBONE" during Capitalist Episode 534, which achieved cans.wav
 * "I'm depressed" remix played during Capitalist Episode 541, causing two cans.wav
 * Got a shoutout at 3:13:59 of the Ghost Show Episode 17 (even though he fucked up my name)