Spaghetti Kid

Spaghetti Kid is a failtroll caller who's called in to Radio Graffiti a handful of times since the 2017 return. He appears to have a speech impediment (presumably to be the result of Autism). He has tried desperately to troll Ghost any way he can, usually by telling jokes or sucking up to him, but it never works.

He made his debut in episode 503 where he tried to agitate ghost by calling him a Saudi Arabian hambone, but Ghost found his speech impediment ridiculous and tried to make him say spaghetti until hanging the call up, hence his name.

He made a shout-out to Bmar896 and Tub Guy on the 2017 Thanksgiving special in some sorry attempt at a joke about fisting a turkey, delivered so terribly that Ghost was speechless for a few seconds and needed to hear it a few more times. Ghost changed the subject by asking if he could say "Yay, Spaghetti!". Even Spaghetti Kid could tell that Ghost was making fun of him, so he hung up.

He would call in again two months later, attempting to emulate Ghost's "Prognosticator of Prognosticators" shtick by sucking up to his views on white supremacists and claiming he saw it coming two years ago. Ghost cut him off with the typical Spaghetti mocking, so Spaghetti Kid panicked and said nothing but the "n word", which took Ghost off guard and caused a cans.wav, disgusted over how the trolls corrupted him with their racism.