American Idol

American Idol is an American reality TV show in which amateur singers compete to win a recording contract. Ghost has been highly critical of the show, criticizing its fans for caring more about who wins than who wins the US Presidential Election, and for being fruity-asses dancing around like they have a hamster hanging out of their assholes. Ghost cites American Idol as one of the main reasons for Junkyard America.

During Radio Graffiti, Ghost has been known to insult callers who sing, telling them "This Ain't American Idol" on a rather frequent basis.