Ted Cruz



Ted Cruz is a Texas Senator who competed with Donald J. Trump for the Republican nomination in the 2016 American Presidential Election.

He ultimately suspended his campaign after losing the Indiana primary and no longer having a reasonable path to the nomination, despite his plan to win by blocking Trump from winning the first ballot.

Ghost's Views
Ghost claims that the Republican Party themselves dislike him, that this explains why the party has discussed Paul Ryan and other potential candidates despite actively promoting him against Trump. Ghost has claimed the man is not a 'real Texan', and actively criticizes his birthrights, given he was born in Canada. Unsurprisingly, Cruz has become a common troll theme on the show as a result.

Capitalist Army
During Capitalist Episode 227, Ghost called for the Capitalist Army to rise up and help spread the rumors of his alleged sex scandals. Ghost often sent out orders to tweet Cruz hashtags alleging his affairs.