The Markets

"The Markets" is the name of the opening segment of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, done by your host, the man they call Ghost. The Markets begins about five minutes into the show, after Ghost plays his intro-jingle and introduces himself, and continues for about a half an hour to an hour.

Segment
Ghost summarizes the day in the markets and expands on the points he finds important. He goes through the major stock entities and continues through the commodities and futures, reading the data from Bloomberg's markets section. Ghost often stops and rants on Corn, Wool and Coffee, with each segment having a speech Ghost repeats on nearly a daily basis.

Ghost is known for always claiming to have made money even in bear markets. He usually takes time to advocate bottom feeding. By the end of the markets he is often already drinking some form of alcohol. He claims this is Johnnie Walker Blue Label (although as of late, it has been "Spetan", a drink from Germany, which he usually takes the time to pour into a German-made crystal glass as well). This does not support the cans theory.

The Market rundown's Structure
Ghost's rundown on the Market is usually done in this order:

"And that, my Friends, is the Markets, for your ass!"

- Ghost upon finishing the Markets.