Rage Quit



A rage quit is a general term used to describe when a user becomes enraged by something so much that they rage and abruptly end the session. Normally this term is used in gaming when someone is getting beat badly and shuts off their console. A rage quit within True Capitalist Radio, on the other hand, refers to when the trolls actually enrage Ghost to the point where he ends the show a few minutes early (or sometimes, an entire hour), or spends much of the rest of the show in rage and disbelief.

Actual rage quits, for the most part, are a rare occurrence on True Capitalist Radio. Ghost often threatens to end the show early, but instead usually moves on after calming down and takes more calls. The Chatroom, of course, fills with heckling comments daring him to end the show during one of these threats (which he occasionally takes note of, issuing an "Enough, alright?" or "Don't tempt me..." response to the chat). Show termination threats usually entail Ghost informing the listeners that he doesn't even need to do the broadcast and that he could instead be on Sixth Street right now. He may even mention the drink specials that happen to be available, such as Dollar-You-Call-It Night (these tend to be on all days but Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays, according to Ghost.)

On even rarer occasions, Ghost has rage-quit only for the Engineer to take over the show in Ghost's absence. During these take-overs Ghost returns, reprimands the Engineer, and usually ended up finishing the show, Radio Graffiti included.

Ghost Rage Quits
Keep in mind that Ghost normally runs a three-hour broadcast (two hours in early-mid 2016, back to 3 hours again), and that if he rages hard enough, even while ending an episode at its normal time, he may not come back for at least a week because of his annoyance at being disrespected. This was the case for the final few months of the 2011-12 episodes of True Capitalist Radio. In other cases, Ghost may spend much of a show in a tirade, or go so far off topic in his rages that he misses completing some of his news commentary.



Rage Quit Rule
For a rage quit to count for the purposes of this article, there must be ten or more minutes of air time left in the episode.

2011-12 edition

 * April 26th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 73
 * Episode Length: 2:57:20
 * Reason: The Internet Buttstalker pulled off nearly 10 calls to Ghost during the show, causing him to rage hard multiple times until he gave up.
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 * May 10th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 84
 * Episode Length: 2:23:39
 * Reason: Ghost was greatly annoyed at people not respecting his show.
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 * May 27th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 97
 * Episode Length: 2:53:31
 * Reason: While making Prank Calls, a fan in the chatroom gave Ghost his own number to call and then attempted to ask him for an investment opinion. Ghost promptly ended the show in irritation at this attempt at hogging his attention.
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 * July 8th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 124
 * Episode Length: 2:27:48
 * Reason: People in the chat saying they were bored. It's important to note Ghost was hardly angry at all, and for the most part, left in good spirits knowing the trolls would be upset they couldn't have Radio Graffiti.
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 * July 22nd, 2011
 * Episode Number: 127
 * Length: 2:59:39
 * Reason: The Aborted Fetus called in causing to rage hard and end the show minutes early. Despite taking time off for the summer, he did come back for the August 1st broadcast only to rage again.
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 * August 1st, 2011
 * Episode Number: 128
 * Length: 2:31:56
 * Reason: Troll caller pretending to be a fan and a fruitbowl.
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 * August 16th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 135
 * Length: 2:43:17
 * Reason: A couple of Dr. Mario remixes play as Ghost rages hard albeit thinking it was a circus remix causing him to quit in rage 17 minutes early.
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 * August 19th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 137
 * Length: 2:39:38
 * Reason: Troll caller claiming he'll make a game based off his show.
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 * August 29th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 142
 * Length: 2:51:50
 * Reason: Troll playing a splice of Ghost "officially declaring himself the king of 10-year old boy ass".
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 * August 31st, 2011
 * Episode Number: 143
 * Length: 2:13:40
 * Reason: UnnamedParadox playing "Money, Success, Fame, Bronies". He did come back for one news story but left for the day afterwards.
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 * September 9th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 148
 * Length: 2:54:37
 * Reasons: The Twitter name "Texas En Fuego", along with a remix of the Tetris theme being played back-to-back during Radio Graffiti.
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 * September 12th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 149
 * Length: 3:00:17
 * Reason: 213 calls in to tell about his capitalist confession. Ghost also rages over a splice about his son and Twitter names making fun of the 2011 Texas wildfires. Despite all this, he did Chatroom shoutouts and finally had enough when he read out a chatroom name: "0 0 Ray Ping," going on a lengthy rant about the Youth of America.
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 * September 29th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 157
 * Length: 3:00:00
 * Reason: A troll by the name of NavyHuskie calls in playing his Taco Tuesday remix in which a few seconds it started with a Hambone audio sample. This caused Ghost to rage hard and quit; and by that moment forward, the Hambone splices, remixes, and trolling was born.
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 * November 8th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 172
 * Length: 2:49:11
 * Reason: Troll caller playing a Hambone remix of Skrillex's Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites.
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 * December 7th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 180
 * Length: 2:24:04
 * Reason: The "fruitiness" of the day was beyond his comfort level. Note Party called in and called Ghost a hambone when he made a comment about estrogen pills, sending Ghost packing.
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 * December 19th, 2011
 * Episode Number: 185
 * Length: 2:57:28
 * Reason: Troll caller playing the splice "Old McDonald had a Hambone". He was infuriated with a couple callers making fun of his Granny.
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 * January 6th, 2012
 * Episode Number: 193
 * Length: 2:50:41
 * Reason: A chatroom name about his granny.
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 * January 25th, 2012
 * Episode Number: 203
 * Length: 2:53:47
 * Reason: Cypher-11 prankcalling another radio host with Ghost's voice, and the other radio host confusing Ghost for Alex Jones.
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 * February 9th, 2012
 * Episode Number: 207
 * Length: 2:41:56
 * Reason: Tub Guy inviting Ghost to his World War III bunker for a three-way with Alex Jones. Ghost already had gotten massive rage over 347 singing a Bruno Mars parody.
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 * February 16th, 2012
 * Episode Number: 209
 * Length: 2:54:14
 * Reasons: Two transsexuals, Tina and Amy Daly, fighting over Ghost. Ghost had massive rage from Herbert, who called a few minutes prior to the transsexual fight.
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 * March 2nd, 2012
 * Episode Number: 214
 * Length: 1:54:05
 * Reason: A caller playing an autotuned version of Pinkie Pie's "no fear" song. Ghost took an extended break from the show following this broadcast, as he was tired of the consistent doxing attempts.
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 * April 19th, 2012
 * Episode Number: 218
 * Length: 2:53:08
 * Reason: Coodoo17 playing a remix of the Bob the Builder theme.
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 * April 30th, 2012
 * Episode Number: 221
 * Length: 2:55:17
 * Reasons: A prank call that used Ghost's voice to call PETA and the next caller played a Stevie B - Spring Love remix.
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 * May 15th, 2012
 * Episode Number: 226
 * Length: 3:04:26
 * Reasons: KaraszKun was being disrespected, and the broadcast was consistently interrupted by Troll Terrorists including the Ghetto Capitalist. The final call was Coodoo17's remix of the Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way", which Ghost raged hard at. As the final broadcast for over three years, many agree it ended with a real bang. Ghost did not return due to the May 2012 Twitter hacking incident, and remained silent until 2015, when he posted a YouTube message.
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2016-present edition

 * May 10th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 262
 * Length: 1:59:39
 * Reason: Bombardments of Daniel Bryan Splices. A remix of Stevie Ray Vaughan's "Texas Flood" finally sent Ghost packing.


 * May 24th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 272
 * Length: 2:38:00
 * Reason: Coodoo17 playing a "Singing in the Rain" remix.
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 * May 30th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 277
 * Length: 1:55:37
 * Reason: Twitter Shoutouts related to Vietnam caused Ghost to rage hard and go on a break, which almost caused Ghost to skip Radio Graffiti. Several Vietnam remixes and splices made Ghost rage and consider deleting the episode.
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 * June 3rd, 2016
 * Episode Number: 281
 * Length: 2:45:00
 * Reason: During the Twitter Shoutouts, people were being "soulless," causing Ghost to rage hard as he tried to find his microphone.
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 * June 6th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 282
 * Length: 2:24:39
 * Reason: The extreme disgust after questioning MaskedPony about his diaper fetish caused Ghost to throw up and cans.wav for several minutes until he just left the show.
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 * June 20th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 293
 * Length: 2:45:00
 * Reason: Ghost went over a violent rage quit, especially during Radio Graffiti, over a 20 year old who almost assassinated Donald Trump. Also during his violent rage, he was dealing with trolls messing with his intro. The last two calls of Radio Graffiti's normal 2 hour time slot also made Ghost very peeved-one from a "Where's Kira" caller and the other from Montie/269.
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 * June 22nd, 2016
 * Episode Number: 295
 * Length: 2:28:48
 * Reason: Ghost had yet another major, violent rage after trolls continued messing with his intro. He later went on a lengthy rant about trolls not caring about his health. A Twitter user sent him an article linking cancer to anger problems and high fat diet, which sent Ghost over the edge after he was already furious about being disrespected.
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 * July 4th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 302
 * Length: 2:00:00
 * Reason: Trolls kept making fun of America on the 4th of July show. Ghost raged particularly hard after the True Vietnam Radio splice made fun of American war crimes in Vietnam and True Communist Radio by thisissparta789789 portrayed Ghost as a communist. These splices ultimately pissed Ghost off so bad that he decided to leave before the third hour.
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 * July 15th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 312
 * Length: 2:53:20
 * Reason: The Ongoing coup in Turkey severely pissed off Ghost after hearing reports that the Radical Islamists were winning the coup instead of the military. Hearing this eventually rose Ghost's blood pressure to the point in which he had to end the show. This is thus far the only rage quit Ghost has done in an episode which only had Serious Callers.
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 * July 17th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 313
 * Length: 1:44:00
 * Reason: After a lot of Serious Callers were calling in about the events that were going on around the time of the show, a troll caller asked Ghost about where to find an Electabuzz in Pokémon Go, causing Ghost to go on a rant and to ultimately leave the show after feeling that the audience didn't take him seriously. He skipped both the Monday and Tuesday shows after this, stating that he's going to "Enjoy our freedom while it still lasts".
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 * July 20th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 314
 * Length: 2:00:00
 * Reason: People kept Chain-Call Trolling Ghost with the cycling theme from Pokémon Red/Blue that Ghost thought sounded like circus sideshow monkey music. After the track played for the 6th time, Ghost left the show without doing a post-show.
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 * July 21st, 2016
 * Episode Number: 315
 * Length: 2:38:00
 * Reason: Ghost raged hard throughout Twitter Shoutouts and Radio Graffiti uninterrupted, ranting about taking people to the woodsheds, and ranted about single moms and Pokémon Go. Also, he raged on a caller who made a Vaporwave/autotune remix of him.
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 * August 4th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 324
 * Length: 2:40:48
 * Reason: To commemorate Barack Obama's birthday, Pylons played a remix of Templeton barking to the tune of the Soviet National Anthem while Pylons would say "happy Obama Day". Ghost would be shocked to hear his dog barking to the anthem, he would be pissed off and would bring out the Woodshed if the trolls ruin his Baller Friday before ending the broadcast.


 * August 10th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 328
 * Length: 2:32:50
 * Reason: Trolls kept making Ghost mad during Radio Graffiti with splices, remixes, and fruitbowls. At the end, a troll spliced him as an Islamic extremist. This made Ghost rant and leave the show, preventing an awaited KaraszKun to talk to Ghost.
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 * August 12th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 329
 * Length: 2:26:15
 * Reason: Ghost, having taken the Thursday show off, explained why he wasn't there, telling a story about how some Homeland Security operatives threatened him and his wife while they were eating breakfast at a taco bar, and double dipped one of the chips he was eating. Telling this story caused massive rage, and lots of trolls made fun of it, much to Ghost's anger. Ghost ended the show abruptly, but not before breaking the all-time cans.wav record at 23 cans triggered. This would last until Episode 358, on September 23.
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 * August 18th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 333
 * Length: 1:59:52
 * Reason: During the show, Ghost got interrupted yet again by Templeton before Twitter Shoutouts. He wanted a treat again but ended up biting Ghost's hand. After that, Trolls started using names related to the incident, pissing off Ghost. In Radio Graffiti, Ghost got splices, remixes, and calls from trolls about how Templeton bit his hand. This caused Ghost to not do a third hour after being wounded from his dog bite.


 * September 13th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 350
 * Length: 1:13:52
 * Reason: Ghost planned to start calling up members of the DNC based on numbers from his listeners. Shortly before the end of the first hour, Ghost got word that someone in The Brony Network's chatroom was planning to send him a number for the FBI and trick him into calling it. He ended up only doing shoutouts for the members of the Inner Circle before quitting just under 14 minutes into the second hour. This makes it the current shortest regular episode in the show's history.


 * September 16th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 353
 * Length: 2:02:00
 * Reason: Throughout the show, people kept tweeting Ghost pictures of Body Pillows, causing Ghost to go on an insane ramble for a while. In addition, Engineer took over the show, causing Ghost to get furious with him and potentially hit him. To add the icing on the cake, Tub Guy finished off the episode with a song making fun of Texas and the Texas Martyrs, which caused Ghost to end the show altogether.


 * October 3rd, 2016
 * Episode Number: 363
 * Length: 2:35:00
 * Reason: Ghost broke down crying after a call with various members of the Capitalist Army (including Teutonic Plague and Donald Trump) endorsing Team Engineer, leading to him ending the show nearly 30 minutes early, citing that he couldn't take this betrayal anymore. After the show, both 727 Caller and Teutonic Plague, concerned with Ghost's well being, said it was a joke and they're on Team Ghost. Teutonic Plague also claimed after the show that his brown-nosing was an act, however he still likes the show and is a member of the Capitalist Army.


 * October 7th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 367
 * Length: 2:43:25
 * Reason: Ghost found out that G was Toilet Guy, a failtroll Tub Guy ripoff who likes Anime, raging at his poorly explained response. It led to Ghost raging for the rest of the show.


 * October 12th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 371
 * Length: 2:46:00
 * Reason: Ghost had been played a choir and orchestral versions of the theme from "Boss N*****". Ghost then ended the show with taking trolls to the woodshed.


 * October 21st, 2016
 * Episode Number: 377
 * Length: 2:47:00
 * Reason: Before Radio Graffiti, Ghost was bit by Templeton again, leading to Templeton splices and #TeamTempleton on Twitter. The icing on the cake was when Ghost heard a police siren and thought they were coming to get him, causing him to end the show early. (He later revealed on Twitter that his neighbor called 911 for noise disturbance)


 * November 25th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 399
 * Length: 2:45:10
 * Reason: Ghost quit the show 15 minutes early due to being tired from Black Friday and managing his Brick and Mortar businesses. What finally ended it was a splice of Ghost having gay sex with The Internet Buttstalker and Barack Obama.


 * December 8th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 408
 * Length: 2:48:33
 * Reason: Ghost quit the show almost 12 minutes early because of the 727 Caller informing Ghost that RaidenSnake likes Anime and is a furry. This cause him to Cans.wav to a total of 15 cans before ending the show.
 * December 26th, 2016
 * Episode Number: 419
 * Length: 2:45:52
 * Reason: Ghost would quit the show almost 14 minutes left because of many calls related to George Michael's death and a fanfiction of Santa lead to a 15 cans total before Ghost quit.


 * January 4th, 2017
 * Episode Number: 426
 * Length: 2:44:56
 * Reason: Ghost would be chain-called with Big Smoke like calls and a recording of the Internet Buttstalker, Ghost would do a big rage filled ending. Ending the broadcast about 15 minutes before it ended.


 * January 12th, 2017
 * Episode Number: 432
 * Length: 2:49:08
 * Reason: After being done with Radio Graffiti, many people would post pictures of Boogie and a crippled cosplayer of the black Knight from Monty Python sent Ghost on a unintelligible rage and Cans.wav at the end of the broadcast.


 * January 13th, 2017
 * Episode Number: 433
 * Length: 2:44:09
 * Reason: A failtroll, supposedly the cleveland caller, would make a Pizzagate joke. Ghost would call the caller back along with confronting him. After calling him back, Ghost would quit in a rage without throwing cans with almost 16 minutes in the broadcast left.


 * January 27th, 2017
 * Episode Number: 441
 * Length: 1:35:18
 * Reason: Ghost had his fill of the Alt-Right, raging on how his show has been only listened to by Troll Terrorists. He said he may not be coming back to the show as a result of this (which he went on to do a broadcast the following Monday). This is currently the second shortest regular episode in the show's history.


 * February 2nd, 2017
 * Episode Number: 445
 * Length: 2:40:10
 * Reason: A clip of Elfoxoloco talking badly about Ghost in the Inner Circle voice server was leaked and played on the show, causing a ragequit.


 * February 14th, 2017
 * Episode Number: 452
 * Length: 1:45:40
 * Reason: Ghost rage quit after being in a bad mood since the previous broadcast. He was also worrying about Donald Trump's administration being in danger due to Michael T. Flynn resigning and blaming Russia and that people were not listening to him. He went on a rant that his listeners paid more attention to celebrities and cartoons. Another possible reason is that he possibly wanted to enjoy Valentine's Day with his wife.


 * May 3rd, 2017
 * Episode Number: 498
 * Length: 2:43:18
 * Reason: Ghost was already in a bad mood due to how he saw his listeners as "cartoon fetish freaks". During Radio Graffiti, someone played a conversation of Ghost arguing with Trumping to the song "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen, causing Ghost to rage quit.


 * November 23rd, 2017
 * Episode Number: 510
 * Length: 2:16:00
 * Reason: Ghost took random numbers for most of the show, both before and after Gab shoutouts. This essentially led to a non-stop Radio Graffiti, eventually causing him to rage quit after a splice of him and Roy Moore getting it on.


 * December 15th, 2017
 * Episode Number: 519
 * Length: 1:48:18
 * Reason: After going on a long rant that his listeners are mostly 'asperger autists', Ghost would take random calls, effectively making it a Radio Graffiti without Shoutouts. The calls would infuriate him greatly, with a splice of him having sex with Bernie Sanders causing him to rage quit.