List of Shoutout Names

This page is a list of organized and successful Twitter, Streamlab, StreamElements (including donation names), Gab, Ghost.report Forum and Chatroom (BTR Chatroom, Ghost's Discord as well as the YouTube Chatroom) names that Ghost reacted to (profoundly or not, depending on the circumstances). A Twitter/Chatroom name in brackets or with slashes denotes that there was a variant of that name.

The names are spaced out so that they can be read easily. Please highlight any names that angered Ghost to the point of cans.wav in bold and link them to the episode where they aired, like this.

The topics sometimes overlap, so try to put the names in the topic where they best fit.

Deaths

 * 20 Shots at the Darkness in Sacramento
 * 76 Year Old Potato PC Died LOL
 * 76 Years Too Late
 * Aaron Hernandez (Is a Pain in the Neck / Left Us Hanging)
 * Air Dancing Robin
 * Alex Jones 1, Alan Colmes 0
 * Ali Shaking in the Grave
 * Aliens Ate Paxton's Heart
 * Anthony (Bour-hanging / Bourdain Plus LeBron Equals Choke)
 * Apple iDead
 * Baby Back Ribs
 * The Bacon Busters of Iowa (in reference to the police shooting in Iowa)
 * Bill Paxton-Off
 * Black Hole to Hell
 * Blue Tarp Clean-Up
 * Bourdain Wind Chime
 * Braindead Lincoln
 * Brains None, Shotgun 1
 * Breathless Whisperer
 * Broken-Hearted Thicke
 * Bourdain (0, Fieri 1 / Died, LOL He Died / Took My Breath Away)
 * Budd Dwyer Headshot
 * Bullet Bag Darrell
 * Bullets for (Trayvon / Grimmie)
 * Can We Hang Out Robin
 * Can't Hear Me Now in Sacramento
 * Cancer for Bowie
 * Cancer for Frank (Rambo)
 * Cancer for Lemmy
 * Cancer 1, Mary 0
 * Cancer Killed My Job
 * Cancer KOed Joe Frazier
 * Candy Overdose Wilder
 * Cardiac Fisher
 * Casey Anthony Bathwater
 * Casey's Kids
 * Caylee Anthony Olympic Swimmer
 * Cincinnati Gorilla Glue
 * Charlie (First, Eddie Next / Murphy LOL)
 * Chimp 2, Elder Chimp 0
 * Chocolate Factory Closed
 * Chuck Berrie'd (In The Grave)
 * Chuck Berry First, Ghost Next
 * Cliff Burton Short Bus
 * Colmes Dun Goofed
 * Conquest First, Albin Next
 * Cosby's Drink is to Die For (in reference to Ensa Cosby)
 * Croc Hunter LOL
 * Dale Enhardt's Sr. Last Big Hit: the Wall
 * Dan Wheldon Goofed
 * Dan Wheldon LOL
 * David Bowie LOL
 * David Croakefeller
 * Dead Babies for Disney
 * Dead Dick Clark
 * Dead Pig in Des Moines
 * Dead Prince
 * Deadie Reynolds
 * Death Star (Blew my Heart / LOL)
 * Debbie Down LOL
 * Debbie's Brain Went Wham
 * Depression Robs Robin
 * DHS Conquered Conquest
 * Dick Clark LOL
 * Dindu 1, SAPD 0
 * Disney Baby Back Ribs
 * Disney is Gator Land
 * DNC 3 Shawn 0
 * Don (Nipples / Shekels / Rickles' Dick Hole)
 * The Downward Spiral of Chris Cornell
 * Drinks for Bon Scott
 * Drunk Bon Scott
 * Dying Pains
 * Extra Saliva For MCA
 * Feel The Bern / Burn Stevie Ray Vaughn
 * Fire Monk
 * Fisher's Gone Fishing
 * Fisher's Heart Locket
 * Fisher Price Toys
 * Flattened Cliff Burton
 * Fruit Up Before You Go-Go
 * Game Over for Mary
 * Gary Coleman LOL
 * Gator Kids Meal
 * Gator Ruined Childhood
 * Gator Tots
 * Gatorade for Babies
 * Gave His Heart
 * Gave Priest a Little Head
 * Gene Wild No More
 * George Gave His Heart Out
 * George Last Christmas
 * George Michael Has No Heart
 * George Michael Heartbreak
 * Glenn Weightless Again
 * Golden Ticket to Hell
 * Gorilla Holocaust
 * Grim Reaper 1, NASA 0
 * Grimmie Six Feet Under LOL
 * Guns for (Kurt) Cobain
 * Guy Clark LOL
 * Hang on Robin Williams
 * Hanging Hernandez Out to Dry
 * Hanging Around at (Anthony's Place / Linkin Park (in reference to Chester Bennington's death))
 * Hanging Out With (Anthony / Aaron / August Ames / Chester Bennington / Mr.) Hernandez / Kate Spade)
 * Hawking (Blue Screen of Death LOL / Got His Plug Pulled / Has Logged Off / Unplugged)
 * Hawking.exe Has Stopped Working
 * He Chucked Out (in reference to Chuck Berry's death)
 * The Headless Priest
 * Heart Goes Out To George Michael
 * Hernandez (4/20 Hangout / Hanging Around / Hung His Burrito / Out Indefinitely With A Neck Injury)
 * Holloway Hide n' Seek
 * Human Race Now Dumber Without Hawking
 * Hungry Like the Gator
 * I Got a Golden Tumor
 * I Turn Toddlers Into Food
 * iHell For Jobs
 * Insulin For Jobs
 * It's Pig Season
 * Jesus (Died LOL / Got Nailed)
 * Jimmy Super Die Snuka
 * JFK Has No Brain
 * JFK Headshot
 * Johnny B Dead (in reference to Chuck Berry's death)
 * Johnny Cash LOL
 * Kebab 1 Vodka 0
 * Kurt Cobain 2: Electric Boogaloo
 * Last Christmas 2016
 * Leia (Gravewalker / Joins Alderaan)
 * Leia's Heart Went Wham (in reference to Carrie Fisher's death)
 * Lemmy Dead (For One Year)
 * Lemon Water
 * Lemon's Sister Went Down Sour
 * Leonard Cohen LOL
 * Lincoln Is Brainless
 * LOL at Ryan Dunn
 * LOL Budd Dwyer
 * LOL Steve Jobs/Steve Jobs LOL
 * Long Shot Cobain
 * Mario Fail For Steve
 * (The) Marlins Boating Club
 * Mary (Got Tired Moore / Rigormooretis)
 * Mary Tyler (Moore Got Canceled / No Moore)
 * Michael Clarke Dun Goofed
 * Michigan Gets Lit
 * Mind Blown Cobain
 * MLK LOL
 * Mr. Potato (Dead / Headless)
 * Monks En Fuego
 * My Heart Goes To George Michael
 * No Jobs For Apple
 * Never Gonna Dance Again
 * No More Big Macs LOL
 * No Tylenol for Tyler
 * No Throne for Prince
 * No Wheelchair Ramps to Heaven
 * No Wife for Solo
 * Oompa Loompa Poverty
 * One Fisher, Two Fisher
 * Paul Walker Barbecue
 * Paxton Terminated
 * Paxton's Heart Got Maxed Out
 * PC Owns Jobs' Soul
 * Pills for Prince
 * Pokémon Go Plane Crash
 * Prince (Elevator to Hell / One Year Sober)
 * Princess Leid to Rest
 * Race Cars en Fuego
 * Randy Rhoads en Fuego
 * Reservation in Hell for Bourdain
 * Rest in Piss Rockefeller
 * Rickle My Pickle
 * Rickled Don Rickles
 * R.I.P. Don Dick Holes (in reference to Don Rickles' death)
 * R.I.P. Microsoft Sam
 * Robin Killed Williams
 * Robin Slit Williams
 * Robin Williams Swing Set
 * Rockefeller First, (Soros / Albin) Next
 * Rockefeller Sleep
 * Royal Elevator Prince
 * Russia's Cold Turkey
 * Ryan Dunn (Goofed / R.I.P. LOL)
 * Sacramento (Backyard Shenanigans / Phone Bills Are to Die For)
 * San Antonio Pig Roast
 * Santa Wham'd George (in reference to George Michael's death)
 * She Ate Too Much Jello Pudding
 * Short Drop Robin
 * Shook-Up Ali
 * Shotguns Gave Me No Brain
 * Stairs For Gary (Coleman)
 * Stephen Hawking 1st, Ghost Next
 * Stephen Hawking's Ghost
 * Steve Jobs Was An Hero
 * Steve Versus Cancer
 * Stingrays For Steve
 * Talking Wheelchair for Sale
 * There's a Space Out There (Ghost cans.wav'd when laughing at this name)
 * Thicke on Thin Ice
 * Toasty Monks
 * Trayvon (Corpse / Martian / Smokes Weed During The Day, Does Shots At Night)
 * True Waterslide Radio
 * Trump Train Kills Prego
 * Victory for the Empire
 * Wake Me Up Before you Die-Die
 * Waterslide 1 Caleb 0
 * Wet and Wilder
 * Wheldon Crash
 * Whitney Dun Goofed
 * Wilder (and Out / Never Lasting)
 * Willy Wanka
 * Wrist Slit Robin
 * You Can't Get to Heaven in a Hawking Chair

Natural Disasters

 * 727 en Agua
 * Alaska En (Ciero / Fuego)
 * Alaska Freezer Company
 * Alaska Shaken, Not Stirred
 * Alaska Wrap-Up
 * Alaskan (Coolatta / Ice Age / Sherbet / Vibrator)
 * Americans are Freezing LOL
 * Aquaman 2, The Dam 0
 * Aquarium Thai LOL
 * Arabs Shook Their Mohammed (caused 2 cans)
 * Atlantis First, Japan Next
 * Aussie Heat Fake News
 * Aussies are Hot Heads
 * Bacon (Canadian / Wall of Fire)
 * Barbecue Fort Mac
 * Burrito Shake Boogie
 * Burnt Maple Leaf
 * California (be Dammed / Dam Busters / en Agua / Barbeque / Snowman / Waterpark)
 * Cali (Liquidity Markets / Pool Party)
 * (Canada / Guatemala) en Fuego
 * Camp Fire 86 Cali 0
 * Canadia Toasted
 * Charcoal-fornia
 * Chilly In Alaska
 * Cold Feet Alaska
 * Crackin' Alaska
 * Curry Earthquake
 * Daaaaam (Oroville / Reno)
 * Dam You California
 * Death to the East Coast
 * Debbie Does North Queensland
 * Dip in the Bayou
 * Dominican Crackin'
 * Ecuador Be Crackin'
 * Epic Fail AZ
 * Eskimo On The Rock
 * Everest Ice Party
 * Fails for Fukushima
 * Famine for Africa
 * Floaties for San Francisco
 * Floating Baguette
 * Flooded DC Rainmaker
 * Floods for (Louisana / Thailand)
 * Florida (Boating Club / Water Rides)
 * Free Blowjobs in Florida
 * Freezin' Alaska
 * Frying Up Florida
 * Georgia's Twist Ending
 * Getting Blown in (Florida/Georgia)
 * Gobble Wobble
 * God's Wrath in Madagascar
 * Gulf of Louisiana
 * Hawaiian Front Yard Barbecue
 * Haiti Yacht Club
 * HAARP Set Sail for Georgia
 * Hey India What's Shakin'
 * Hope Africa Starves
 * Hot Deals in (Hawaii / Italy)
 * Herman Sugar Hurricane
 * I Hope AZ / Arizona Burns
 * I See Alaska Out Cold
 * I Shake Turks
 * Ice Hole Alaska
 * Igloos for Alaska
 * India Aftershock
 * India Be (Crackin'/Shaking)
 * India Shaken, not Stirred
 * India's Cracking
 * The Indonesian Quaker
 * Iraqi Vibrator 
 * Irene (44 East 0 / LOL)
 * Italy be Crackin'
 * Jackhammers the Middle East
 * Japan Parkinson's
 * Japan Tragedy LOL
 * Japanese Mutants
 * Katrina Ate My House
 * LOL At (Arizona / AZ / Oklahoma / Peru)
 * Lost City Baton Rouge
 * Louisiana (En Agua / Water Park)
 * The Louisiana Wet Socks
 * March 11 Surfer
 * Matthew (at the U / KOed Florida / McHurricane)
 * Merry X-Mas NY
 * Mexico (Best / Burrito) Shake
 * The New Guinea Shimmy
 * The Nicaraguan Vibrator
 * No Towels for Japan
 * No Towels for the Filipinos
 * No Water for Cali
 * NY Let It Snow
 * OK Be Shakin'
 * Oklahoma Underwater
 * Orange Massacre LOL
 * Oro-spill
 * Oroville (Boating / Yacht) Club
 * Peru Dun Goofed
 * Portugal (in Flames / Pyrotechnics / Barbecue / Flame War)
 * Pray Florida Sinks
 * Radiated Jap Food
 * Radiation For Japan
 * Radioactive Yen
 * Rice Radiation
 * Rock Slide Alaska
 * Rumbling (Tower of Pisa / Turkey)
 * Saddam's Iraqi Milkshakes 
 * Sail Away California
 * San Diego Shaken Not Stirred
 * Shake & Bake Mexico
 * Shake-n-Bake Alaska
 * The Shake-up in Mexico
 * Shaken, not Turked
 * Shakin' (Bake) Turkey
 * Shakin' Chile
 * Shakin' Like India
 * Shaking Haiti
 * Shaking in New Zealand
 * Shaking my Maracas in New Mexico
 * Shaky India
 * Six Flags Fukushima
 * Sizzling Canadian Bacon
 * Smoking in Canadia
 * Snorkeling in Oroville
 * Snow in Ukraine
 * SoCal En Fuego
 * Surf's Up at Oroville
 * Sushi Radiation
 * Taking a Dip in Louisiana
 * Tennessee (Fried Chicken / Slow Cooker)
 * Three for One in Japan
 * To Hell With Portugal
 * Toaster Vancouver
 * Toxic Debt For Japan
 * Trembling (Tortellini / Turkey)
 * Turk Shaker
 * Turkey Be Shakin'
 * Underwater Beret
 * Underwater Mardi Gras
 * Venetian Water Works
 * Wash Away the Liberals
 * Washed Up Oroville
 * Water Slides for Libs
 * Waterpark in Oroville
 * Waterpark Thailand
 * Wet 'n Wild Louisiana
 * Wet Kiwis for Ghost
 * What Shakin India
 * What's Shakin' (Mexico / Japan)
 * Winter Fun Alaska

Mass Shooting Names

 * /pol/ in 26
 * 17 (Broken Hearts / Dead Students will Commence Again)
 * 2 Points for UCLA
 * 2017 Started With a Bang
 * 39 Less Roaches
 * 5 Hail Marys in a 100 Bullets
 * 50 Fewer Degenerates
 * Anime Loving Jahootie
 * ARs for (Airport / Gay) Bars
 * Bang Up Job in Florida
 * Be My Columbine
 * Blood on the Dance Floor
 * A Bullet a Day Keeps the Teacher Away
 * Bullet Points for UCLA
 * Chardon 3 Points
 * Cheap Shots at Pulse
 * Church 26% More Holy
 * Columbine (LOL / Down by 15%)
 * Columbine's Valentine's Day Edition
 * Clips for Twinks
 * Cupid (Shot Florida / Lead Buffet Special)
 * The Commando in Orlando
 * Cops Lives Splatters
 * Cruisin' for a Broken Heart
 * Dead Moose Mosque
 * Devin Machine Gun Kelly
 * Double Tap at Pulse
 * Face Mecca Now
 * Five Whites at Esteban's
 * Florida's Allah Snack Bar (misread as Alaska Snack Bar)
 * For Valentine's Day Had my First Shot
 * Forever Seventeen
 * Fruit Ninja Orlando
 * FUBAR the Gay Bar
 * Gay Bar Guts
 * Glocks for Cocks
 * Gun Shopping in Munich
 * Guns for Columbine
 * Guns in Jose's
 * Harambe Comes to Cleveland
 * Hispandex 5, Florida 0
 * HIV (Blood Bath / in Orlando)
 * Holding the Door at Pulse
 * Istanbul Gun Range
 * Mandalaid to Rest (Ghost cans.wav'd when he said the f-word shortly after reading this name)
 * Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet
 * Master Bar Brawler Omar
 * Michigan Gets Lit
 * Munich Gun Show
 * Muslim Walks Into a Bar
 * Nevada IHOP LOL
 * OmAR-15 (in reference to the Orlando shooting)
 * Orlando (Be Poppin' / Hole Puncher / No Pulse / Pig Roast)
 * Pacemaker for Pulse
 * Parkland 1st, White House Next
 * Ghost Shouts Out Parkland
 * Pistols for Parkland
 * Porky Amendments (in reference to the Quebec mosque shooting)
 * Pulsing with Lead
 * Pulse Gun Range
 * Reno Jihad (LOL)
 * San Bernardino Sam Hyde
 * Santa's Gift for Istanbul
 * Santa Fe Bullet Buffet
 * Shooting Pearls at Parkland High School
 * Shoot the Wounded Turks
 * Shot in the Heart in Florida
 * Shots are on Me in (Orlando / Cincinnati)
 * Skip Class, Get Shot in the Ass
 * The Six Mosqueteers
 * Six Swiss Cheese Kebabs
 * Smoke a Klebold
 * Sutherland Springs Gun Range
 * Texas Flood of Bullets
 * There Goes the Baptist
 * Townsville Gun Range
 * Turkey (Dinner for Allah / Stuffed with Lead)
 * Turkish Splatter Art
 * UCLA (Dun Goofed / Gun Range / Laser Tag)
 * Virginia Tech Dun Goofed
 * You Can't Spray the Gay Away
 * Zero Pulses for Florida

Terrorist-related Tragedies

 * 7 Flat NY Pizzas (in reference to the lower Manhattan terrorist attacks on Halloween 2017)
 * Abbey Roadkill
 * Alamo Demo(lition) Experts
 * Albin's House for Special Delivery
 * Allah Snackbar in Manhattan
 * A Nice Day in France (led to the introduction of the Woodshed)
 * The Austin Ass Blasters
 * Austin (Bomber Got Swatted / Bomber is Texas Martyr / En Fuego / Bombing was a False Flag / is Booming / First, San Antonio Next / Postal Delivery / was a Blast)
 * Belgium en Fuego
 * Berlin Drive-Thru
 * Big Smoke at the White House
 * Bike Sales are Booming in Austin
 * Bomb by Bomb-West
 * Bomber Missed a Jew
 * Bombings for Belgium
 * Booming (Speakers / Real Estate) in Austin
 * Boston Bombing was a False Flag
 * Bowling for Buckeyes
 * Bowling in Berlin
 * Breaking Barriers in the White House
 * British Bridge Bowling
 * British Flatbreads
 * Brussels in Flames
 * Buckshots for Buckeyes
 * Buy a London Flat
 * Cruising Through Markets
 * Deep-Fried Turkey
 * Drifting in Ohio State
 * Explosive Deals with Free Shipping
 * Flat Fish And Chips
 * Flight 93 LOL
 * Four Bombs Not Enough
 * Garbage Truck Takes GOP To The Dump
 * The Gates to Trump
 * Germany Truck Santa
 * The GOP Got Railed
 * Grand Theft Auto UK (in reference to the London terrorist attack)
 * I Had a Blast at Britain
 * Having a Blast in Austin
 * I'm Hunting Turkey
 * Igor Bombgimov
 * Infowars Blows Up Sixth Street
 * Just Got Amazon Prime in Austin
 * Kaboom Goes the Alamo
 * London Race Track
 * Londonstan Meat Market
 * Keep On Truckin' Berlin
 * Make Austin Hiroshima Again
 * Manhattan (Bowling Alley / Moving Company)
 * Nice Truck (France)
 * Nice Knives in London
 * Ohio State Bumper Cars
 * OSU Car and Knife Show
 * Paintball in Russia
 * Praise Saudis for 9/11
 * Russia is the Bomb
 * Saint (Blast-phomy / Splattersburg)
 * See Austin Bombed Like Saddam
 * Skyline Office in Scoldering Austin, TX
 * Sweden Rubber Hijab
 * Swedish Street (Meat) Balls
 * Slash Prices in Ohio
 * Tripwires at the Alamo
 * Trump Train Derailed
 * UK Bowling League
 * Vienna Meat Market
 * White House (Demolition Derby / Drive-Thru)
 * White House Diet Coke Delivery Gone Wrong
 * White House (Pizza / Water) Delivery
 * The Yellow Bomber of Texas
 * Your Package is Ready for Pickup

Accident-related Tragedies

 * 11 Roasted Kebabs in Iran LOL
 * 101 Ways To Cook A Manhattan
 * 33 Crispy Cali Divers
 * 36 (Fewer Liberals / Raving S'mores)
 * Abandon Ship Oakland
 * Aborted Amtrak
 * Air Egypt Barrel Roll
 * Air Show LOL
 * Arctic Blast No Match for Bronx
 * Barrel Roll over Egypt
 * Brazil Barbecue
 * Cap Sized Cruises
 * Charbroiled Oakland
 * Chief Mexican Fireworks
 * Costa Deltanic
 * Crispy-Fried Liberal
 * Cruise Barrel Roll
 * Dance Floor Too Hot
 * East River Helicopter
 * Engineer (1, Hoboken 0 / Train Wreck)
 * Egypt Corkscrew
 * Egyptian (Air Submarine / Flight School / Pool Party)
 * Epic Hindenburg Fail
 * Explosive Tacos
 * Feel The Bern Oakland (misread as Oakland Feel The Bern)
 * Flaming Raider Nation (in reference to the Oakland Ghost Ship fire)
 * Flight Delay Egypt
 * Floating Pot of Pharaohs
 * Florida (Bridge Falling Down / Pounder / Street Pancakes)
 * Freshly Roasted Turkeys in Iran
 * Hoboken got (De)Railed
 * Hot Deals in (Egypt/Oakland)
 * Jersey Train Simulator
 * Last Ticket to Seattle
 * Last Train to Hoboken
 * Leftist Bridge is Falling Down
 * Multi-Track Drifting (in reference to the Hoboken derailing incident)
 * NHL Tragedy
 * Oakland (420 Blaze It / Ark Show / Bar and Grill / Bern Victims / Bonfire / Drops the Heat / Equals Ghostland / Goliad / Art Shoah (stopped reading it midway through) / Spicy Salsa)
 * Paco's Fireworks Party
 * Pandas Did Miami Bridge
 * Plane Scores Gol
 * Press Tilt for Boat
 * Red Bull Gives Trains Wings
 * Roasted Hospital Korean Food
 * Seattle Rollercoaster
 * Spread It Around Like Bronx Fire (misread as Spread It Around Like The Bronx Fire)
 * Swim Like an Egyptian
 * This Rave Is Hot, Brah
 * Thomas (Jersey Engine / Won't Stop at NJ)
 * Titanic (Has Cool People / (One) Way Down / Sale Half Off)

Miscellaneous Tragedy Names

 * 2 Chimps 1 Tard
 * 80 Years of Albin Hitler's Gas Bill Hasn't Paid
 * Assad (1, Aleppo 0 / Had Bad Gas)
 * Ambulance Fun Time
 * Ambulance of Passion (in reference to the Connecticut paramedic rape)
 * Assad's Gas Bill Up 72%
 * Berkeley Bonfire Party
 * BLM 1, Charlotte 0
 * I Bombed Tokyo
 * Brazilian Demolition Derby
 * Bubonic Death by Chocolate
 * Cancer For Mandela
 * Chicago (Chimp and Dip / Tard Control)
 * Cooking with Anne Frank
 * Drinks With Cosby
 * Drop the Soap at Auschwitz
 * Fun Ambulance Ride
 * Garbage Day for Venezuela
 * Gas the Jews
 * High Gas Bill in Syria
 * Hitler's (Gas Bill / Jewish Plate)
 * Israel Got Baby Boomed
 * Jew Circumcision
 * June 12th Will be Bombastic
 * LOL Gettysburg
 * Longhorns for Cosby
 * Mad Cow For South Korea
 * Melons for Milwaukee
 * Meow Mix for Venezuela
 * Milwaukee Zoo Escape
 * (More) Lead For Flint (in reference to the Flint water crisis)
 * New York Zoo Chimp Escape
 * No Freedom for Syria
 * Patriotism Down By 1941%
 * Popping Pills with Bill
 * Poverty (is Funny/LOL)
 * Pray For Iran War
 * Purging In Chicago
 * Putin Nukes America
 * Refugees for Sweden
 * (Shekels / Jews) Down by 6,000,000%
 * Starving Venezuelan
 * Syria (Gas Bill Up 56% / Down by 58%)
 * Syrian Pizza Bill
 * Syrian Vape Club
 * Tasers For Teens
 * Venezuelan (Dog Chow / Weight Loss)
 * Waffen SS
 * Wisconsin en Fuego
 * Zyklon B

Texas names

 * 20 Years of Cowboys Fail
 * 50 Flames of Greg (Abbott)
 * Amarillo (Texas Holdem / Got Fired Up)
 * Astros 1, Rangers 0
 * Austin (Bath House / FEMA Rescue / Hispandex Riot / Redneck / Refugee Party / Slaughterhouse / Strap-On Parade / Vibrator)
 * Bebo Steaks for Stoops
 * Bend Over Texas
 * Brisk Texas Teabagger
 * Burn / Bern Victim Abbott
 * Canadian on 6th Street
 * Choking Cowboys
 * Clowns Invade Texas
 * Communist Texan
 * Coonery on 6th Street
 * Cowboys (Lost) LOL
 * Cremated Cowboys
 * Cucked UT 49-31
 * Cucks of Texas
 * Dallas (Chokeboys / Crash Boys / Got Packed / Steers N' Queers)
 * The Dallas Police Department
 * Deep-Fried Abbott
 * Deep In The Fart of Texas
 * Dindus 1, Sixth Street 0
 * Don't Swim in Texas
 * Drunken Balloon Pilot
 * Dusty Texan
 * (Eff You / FU) Texas / Fuck You Texas
 * Electrified Balloon
 * Feel The "Bern", Abbott
 * FibromiTexas / Texasmyalgia
 * Floods For Texas
 * Free Shots on Sixth Street
 * Frozen Texas LOL
 * Fudge Packed Cowboys
 * Funeral at the Friends Bar
 * Ghost City Texas
 * Give Texas Back to Mexico
 * God Hates the Longhorns
 * Greg Abbott Barbecue
 * Gunman Trumps San Antonio
 * I Hope AZ Kills Texas
 * Iceberg In Texas
 * Inbred Texan
 * ISIS on 6th Street
 * Junkyard Texas
 * Laughs at Teh Texas
 * LBJ Equals Pride of Texas
 * Lone Star Losers
 * The Lone (Sanctuary / Shithole / Tard) State
 * Longhorns Got Cut
 * Mayor Ron Nirenberg (Mayor of San Antonio, not the real Ron Nirenberg)
 * Make Texas Mexico Again
 * Mayfield Cucked UT
 * Merry Texmas
 * Mother of All Bombs for 6th Street
 * Muslims for Texas
 * Need Recount for Texas
 * Nightmare on (6th Street / San Hambonio)
 * No (Blacks In Texas / Leg Greg / Ramps (In) Sixth Street
 * Occupy 6th Street
 * OU (45, Texas 40 / Beat Longhorns / Beat UT)
 * Ozzy 1, Alamo 0
 * Packers 34, Cowboys 31
 * (Pegasus) LGBTQ Nightclub San Antonio
 * Plagues For Texas
 * Power Lines 16, Balloon 0
 * Poz-hole Lone-Star State
 * Private Cowboy
 * Rebel Flag equals Sore Loser Rag
 * Red River Turkey Shooutout
 * Red Bowie in Blue Wave
 * Refugees for Austin
 * Rotisserie Waco
 * Sadiq Khan for Texas
 * San Antonio Police Department (not the actual SAPD)
 * San Cornholio
 * The San Hambonio Shooter
 * SAPD Officer 1, Bum 0
 * Shooting Pearls on Sixth Street
 * Silver Dollar Drag Club
 * Sixth Street (Caliphate / Target Range / Brawler)
 * Slave Auction on Sixth Street
 * Snowstorms For Texas
 * Spankings on Sixth Street
 * Stay At the YMCA Alamo
 * Still Burnin' in Waco
 * Texan (Bird Feed / Mexican / Turtle Beatdown)
 * Texas (Cum Gurgler / Cuckery / Dust Bowl / Dust Bowl Texas / Failed State / Floods / Gay Rodeo / Guy Man / Hambone / Hate Goats / Holes / Is Gay / Knife Fights / Marker / On Ice / Pokémon League / Soldier Pool Party / Strap-On Parade / Today, Tejas Tomorrow / Wasteland)
 * Tom Clancy's Rainbow Sixth Street
 * Trash Hole Texas
 * U of T Long Odds
 * Unwarranted Texas Pride
 * Waco Texas LOL
 * A Very Gay Texan

Texas Wildfires

 * 2012 More Sun Burnt Texas
 * 3rd Degree For Texas
 * Alamo (Ablaze / In Ashes)
 * Ashes On 6th Street
 * Ashy Alamo
 * Barbecue (Lone Star / Texas LOL)
 * Bastrop County LOL
 * Blazing (Bastrop County / Lone Star)
 * Burn ((Baby / For) Texas / Texas Burn)
 * Burnt Texas Toast/Texas Is Toast
 * Burning (Lonestar / Texas)
 * Caliente Texas
 * Charbroiled Texas
 * Cookin' Texas
 * Crispy Texas
 * Deep-Fried Texas
 * Fiery Texas
 * Fire (Roasted / Wood) Texas
 * Flaming Texas Chops
 * Ghost Burned Texas
 * Grilling With Texas
 * Hackers Did Texas Wildfires
 * Ham-Burning Texas
 * Hot / Flaming (Deals / Times) in Texas
 * Houston Hotness
 * I (Really) Lit Texas
 * Incandescent Texas
 * Lone Star Barbecue (induced massive rage and a fake ragequit)
 * Lone Star (Roaster / Texas Barbecue)
 * Lulz At Texas
 * Make Texas Burn Again
 * More S'mores Using Texas
 * No Corn For Texas
 * Pot Roast Texas
 * Pray Texas Burns
 * Roasting Texas
 * Scorched (Austin / (Earth) Texas / Ranger)
 * Scorching Cowboys
 * Sixth Street (BBQ / Fumes)
 * Sizzling (Sixth Street / Texas)
 * Smokin' Texas
 * Spread Wildfire Around Texas
 * Sun-Kiss Texas Wildfire
 * Texas' Future Is Bright
 * Texas (Ash Hole / Bar 'n Grill / Barbecue / Bonfire / Burning LOL / Charizard / Dun Goofed  / Inferno / Is Flamin' / It Is Burn Ting / on the Grill / Roasted / Roasting on an Open Fire /Smoke House)
 * Texas En Fuego (induced massive rage and an attempted rage quit)
 * Texas (Toasting / Wild Fires) LOL
 * Thirsty Texan
 * Toasty 6th Street
 * Use Texas for S'mores
 * Well Done Longhorn
 * Wildfire Summer for Texas
 * Wildfires for Texas

Flood Names

 * 17 Inches of Rain will Commence
 * 20,000 Leagues Under Austin
 * 6th Street Yacht Club
 * Accessible Water Taxi
 * Action Park Texas
 * Adult Swim Texas
 * Alamo (Atlantis / Bay Fishing Company / in Aqua / Shark Tank)
 * All Hail Texas
 * Aquaman (Austin / Texas)
 * Aquatic (Alamo / Antonio / Texas)
 * Aqua Ghost on 6th Street
 * Austin (Aquifier / Bay Shrimp Buffet / Pool Party)
 * (Australia 1 / Chief Slapaho 1), Texas 0
 * Backstroke for Texas
 * Coast Guard on Sixth Street
 * (Cloud / Water) Alchemy vs. Ghost
 * Deep in the HAARP of Texas
 * Docking at Ghost's Home
 * Drink Up San Hambonio
 * Drowned (Fire Ants / Galveston)
 * Drowning Cowboy
 * Eels for Ghost
 * Fishing (in Houston / With Gump)
 * Flooded With Immigrants
 * Fort Hood Water Park
 * Ghost Equals Texas Flood Crisis Actor
 * God's Pissing on Texas
 * Good Laughs at Texas
 * Gulf of (San Antonio / Texico)
 * Haiti First, Texas Next
 * Hambonio Drowning in Debt
 * HAARPing Your Mellow
 * Herman Sugar Rain
 * Houstlantis
 * Houston (Bath House / Public Pool / Wetlands)
 * Hydrated Houston
 * Jesus Walks on San Antone
 * Keystone Water Pipe for Texas
 * Life Aquatic Texas
 * Liquidity (in Austin / Markets)
 * Lone Star (Yacht Club / Drowned / Island)
 * (Mermaids in / Mud Bowl / Noah's Ark / No Towels for / Party Boat / Take a Shower) Texas
 * Neptune Visits Texas
 * Outdoor Pool For Templeton
 * Pirates of 6th Street
 * Poseidon 1, Hambonio 0
 * Poseidon vs. (Hambonio / Houston Houseboats / San Antone / Sixth Street / Texas / Texas - Round 2)
 * Poseidon's Land Assets
 * Public Swimming Texas
 * Quit HAARPing on it
 * Raging 6th Rapids
 * (Raining Tears / (Rainy Days / Rubber Duckies) for Texas)
 * Ride the Texas Wave
 * San Antonio (Harbor / Surfer)
 * Scuba Diving Texas
 * Sea World Expansion
 * Set Sail to 6th Street
 * Shamwows for Texas
 * Sink 6th Street
 * Sinkhole 1, SAPD 0
 * Sinking in San Hambonio
 * Skinny Dipping in Austin
 * (Smooth) Sailing on 6th Street
 * Submarine (Tours in) Texas
 * Submarines for Ghost
 * Sunken Lone Star
 * Surf's Up in Texas
 * (Surfing / Swift Boat) on 6th Street
 * Swimmin' (With Abbott / Texas)
 * Tecific Ocean
 * Texas (Aquarium / Beer Water Down / Canal System / Coral Reef / Drowning in Debt / en Agua / Failed State / Flood [Double Dipped / Insurance] / [Floating/Liquid] Assets / Liquidity Market / Over Flooded / Rain Dancer / Slip and Slidin' / Swim Team / Tsunami / Walks the Plank / Water [Polo Team / Works])
 * The Texas Watyrs
 * Torrential Texas
 * Towels for Texas
 * True Octopus Radio
 * Underwater Texas (LOL)
 * Vaporwave for Texas
 * Waterboarding in Texas
 * Wet Dream Texas
 * The Yellow HAARP of Texas

Texas Martyr Names

 * 181 Years of Treason
 * Alam-hoax
 * Alamo (Akbar / a la Mode / Aleppo / Didn't Matter / First, Goliad Next / Lost Cuz Texas Weak / Special Olympics / Wallbusters / Was Down by 250%)
 * The Alamo Booty Scratcher 
 * The Alamo was a False Flag
 * The Allahmosque / Allahmo Akbar
 * Bayonet 1, Crockett 0
 * Bean and Cheese Alamo Owned / Alamo Bean and Cheese Owned
 * Bowie (Alamo Lazyass / Died in His Sleep / Pussed Out for Flu / Lying Down on the Job)
 * The Butthurt Martyrs
 * (Candy Apple / Communist) Crockett
 * Crockett (be Begging / Died Running / Had it Coming / Kicked The Bucket / Went on His Knees)
 * Davy Cuckett (Was a Paid Actor) / Cuck Coward Crockett
 * Davy Moon Cricket
 * Davy Tard Crockett
 * Death to the Texas Martyrs
 * Dead Crockett Best Crockett
 * Deflowered Yellow Rose
 * Dogshit Crockett
 * (Farting on / The Fartyrs of) the Alamo
 * Flu 1, Alamo 0
 * Forget The Alamo
 * Goliad (BBQ Pit 1836 LOL / Death Camp / First, Ghost Next / Texanocaust)
 * ISIS Will Get the Alamo
 * The Martyr the Fartyr
 * Martyred for Allahmo
 * Mexican Martyr
 * Mexico 1, Davy Cuckett 0
 * Paid Actors at the Alamo
 * Remember Allah's Hoes (misread as Remember the Ala-Hoes)
 * Remember the (Allahmo / Ala-Milo / Autismo / Autistic-mo / Deviantart-mo / Short Bus Martyrs / Ala-Morons / Kabbalahmo)
 * Remove the Trash at Goliad
 * Russia Hacked the Alamo
 * Sam Houston (a National Traitor / Got Lucky / War Criminal)
 * San Jacinto Equals War Crime
 * Santa Anna (Did Nothing Wrong / Dindu Nuffin / Wore Crockett's Skin Hat)
 * Short Bus for Martyrs
 * Tard Independence Day
 * Texas Belongs to Mexico
 * Texas Martyrs in Hell LOL
 * Texas Martyrs for (Allah / Hillary)
 * The Martyrs Slip 'n Slidin' Beer
 * The Texas (Butt Darters / Fakers / Fartyrs / Forkers / Hipsters / Tardyrs / Walmartyrs / Mar-Turds / Butters / Martards / Martyrcue / NA'VItyrs / Poz-Tards / Shitholers / Soyboyers / Soytards / Soy Farmers / Waters / Wheelchairs / Heart-On'ers / Mortys / Poz-Holers)
 * The Martyrs Died for Nothing
 * Whizzing on the Alamo (with Ozzy)
 * The Yellow (Beer / Crisis Actor / Cupcake / Fork / Hijab / Hoes / Journalist / MILF / Rick / Shithole / Slut / Smile / Trap) of Texas
 * The Yellow Rose of (OU / Sith)

Tornado names

 * Blowjobs Riverwalk
 * Getting Blown in Texas/ Dallas
 * No Roofs In Texas
 * Remember the Alablow
 * Texas Twistin' / Twistin' Texas
 * Texans Are Blowhards
 * Tornado of Vibrators
 * Tornado Warning for San Hambonio
 * Tornadoes in San Antone
 * Trollnado
 * (Turbulent Times / Twisters / What a Twist) in Texas
 * Windy Texas

Furry Names

 * Australian Fur
 * Beatings for Furries
 * Furries for (Ghost / Templeton / Trump)
 * Furries Pride 2011
 * Furries Rock
 * Furries Will End Ghost
 * Furry Con TCR Panel
 * Furry Yiffa
 * Ghost Fursuit
 * Ghost's Panda Fursona
 * Make America Yiff Again
 * My Foot Pause
 * San Antonio Furry Mafia
 * Soft Paw (for) Ghost
 * TCR Panel for AnthroCon
 * Templeton Fursuit

Soviet/Communist names

 * 42 Communist Coin
 * Badass Bolshevik
 * Beautiful Soviet
 * Broseph Stalin
 * Capitalism is Sin (with a picture of Mao Zedong as their avatar)
 * Comrade Vladimir
 * Communism (Everyone / Everywhere)
 * Communism is Freedom
 * Communist Anal Discharge
 * Communist Army
 * Communist Jesus
 * Communist (Single) (Dad / Mom / Mommy)
 * Communist Satanist
 * Eastern Bloc
 * Esteemed Soviet Homeland
 * Hammer and Sickle
 * Happy 170th Birthday to Communism
 * Hot Communist
 * Joseph Stalin
 * Lenin For Commies
 * Mother Russia
 * Retarded Commie
 * Rush In
 * Soviet (Communist / Eric / Liberal / Moscow / Union / War / Weasel)
 * I Support Communism
 * U.S.S.R. Communist Party
 * Vladimir Lenin

Brony Names

 * 2pac Is A Brony
 * (4 / 10) Years of Bronies
 * 400 Brony Episodes
 * Accidental Pony Boner
 * Al-Jazeera Brony
 * Applejack
 * Applejack's Sexy
 * Apple Loves Ghost
 * Asexual Brony
 * Auschwitz For Tara Strong
 * (Ban/Unban) All Bronies
 * Barron's a Brony
 * Beatings For Bronies
 * Berry Punch
 * Big Brony
 * Bisexual Brony
 * Boycott Pony Merch
 * Bronies for (Commies / Donald Clark / FBI Watch List / Ghost / Hillary / Islam / Life / Sanders / Trump)
 * Bronies Love Tzeki
 * Bronies Never Die
 * Bronies Won - Trump Next
 * Bronified
 * Brony (And Proud / Beater / Bob Thornton / Buster / Champion / Equals Awesome / Equals Ghost / Forever / Genocide Now / Goatse / Group Pooper / Hunter / Jesus / Lover / McGraw / Party / Poon / Porn / Sanders / Slut)
 * The Brony Intelligence Agency
 * Brony-Con (Ticket for $1999 / Till 2025)
 * Bullets For Bronies
 * Buy Brony Currency
 * Californian Brony
 * Canadian Brony
 * Capitalist Brony
 * Captain Equestria
 * Captain Kirk Brony
 * Caribbean Brony
 * Celestia 2012
 * Clopgasm
 * Clopping To (Ghost / Ponies)
 * Closet Brony
 * Communist Brony
 * Cutie Mark Crusader
 * Dash Is My Wife
 * Dash of Rainbow
 * Dashielicious
 * Dat Cutie Mark
 * Deport Bronies Now
 * Derpy (Butt Plasma / Fruitbowl / Love Muffins / Is Best)
 * Discord is Q
 * DJ Pone-3
 * Double Pony Penetration
 * Emo Fluttershy
 * Equestrian Psycho
 * Export To Equestria
 * Flootershai
 * Fluttashank
 * Fluttershy Brony
 * Fluttershy is (Cute / My Waifu / True Talent / Jerry Brown)
 * Flutter Sparkle
 * Flutteryay
 * Freemason Brony
 * Futashy
 * Gas Bronies Now
 * Gay Texan Brony
 * Geno The Brony
 * Ghost 0, Bronies 129
 * Ghost Brony Confirmed
 * Ghost Is A Brony
 * Ghost Is (Best/Worst) Pony
 * Ghost is Celestia
 * Ghost (For/Loves) (Bronies/Ponies)
 * Ghost Pony (Hugs/Wipes)
 * Ghost (The) Brony
 * Ghost Trollitics
 * Ghost Watches MLP
 * Ghost Wears a Brony Thong
 * Ghost's Brony Harem
 * Ghost's Dad Is A Brony
 * Giggle at the Ghostie
 * Happy 45th Tara Strong
 * Hell Brony
 * Hipster Clopper
 * Hitler Is Best Pony
 * The Horny Unicorn
 * Icelandic Brony
 * Immigrant Brony
 * Isle Of Fluttershy
 * Isle Of Ponies
 * Japple Ack
 * Jewish Bronies Unite
 * Jizz Brony
 * Juggalo Brony
 * King Trollestia
 * Kinky Cadance
 * Luna In Socks
 * Luna Poop Corressor
 * Luna X Ghost's Hat
 * Lyra and Bon Bon
 * Lyra the Unicorn
 * Magical Brony
 * Merry Pony X-Mas
 * Minty (Floss / Swirl) Brony
 * MLP All The Way
 * Moon Owns Bronies
 * My Little (Capitalist / Ghosty / Rebirth / Notes)
 * My Miniature Pony/Horse
 * Naughty Rainbow Dash
 * Needs More (Bronies/Ponies)
 * Nickelshy Radio
 * NYC Brony Infestation
 * Pacifist Brony
 * Pink(ie) Pie (Brony)
 * Pinkie's Perv Pals
 * Piss On Equestria
 * Play (Brony/Pony) Music
 * Ponies For Ghost
 * Ponies On Saturday
 * Ponies Own
 * Pony Anal (Fister / Probe)
 * Pony (Anus / Calls Suck, No Lulz / For Christmas / Jihadist / Kill Assad / Movie 2017 / Poop Sniffer / Pump Pooper / Time / Toast)
 * Pony Ass (Master / Smack)
 * Poop Bronies
 * Prankster Pinkie Pie
 * Pray Bronies Die
 * President/Princess Luna 2012
 * Professor Twilight
 * Rainbow Dash (Brony / Coin / For Ghost / For Life / Forevah)
 * Rainbow (Cash / Flank / Lover)
 * Rarity Brony
 * Rarity is a Skankasaurus
 * San Anponio
 * Scalp Pony Merch on eBay
 * Scary But Fun
 * Scoot Scootaloo
 * Scottish Brony
 * Senor Clop
 * The Spiffy Pony
 * Starfleet Brony
 * Straight Brony
 * Sunny Day Brony
 * Super Mario Brony
 * Syrian Brony
 * Tara Strong (Wins / Equals SJW)
 * TCR Panel at Winnie City PonyCon
 * TCR Panel for BronyCon / TCR BronyCon Panel
 * The Autistic Brony
 * The Draconequus
 * The Lunar Socialist
 * The Real Dashie
 * There's a Porn of Ghost as a Pony
 * Trixie is Best Pony
 * True Capitalist Derpy
 * Trump for Bronies
 * Twilighticious Man
 * Twilight Sparkle 2012
 * Vibrated Brony
 * Vote Bronies 2012
 * Watch the MLP Movie
 * We Want Brony Merch
 * Why You Hate Bronies

Sick Sadistic Names, #-M

 * 100 Acre Woodshed
 * 18 Naked Cowboys in Ram Ranch
 * 2 Negholes = 1 Pozhole
 * 2nd Amendment for Autists
 * 3 Black Men Fornicating
 * 9 Year Old Equals Win
 * 9 Years of Power Topping
 * Accordion Fapper
 * African Slave
 * A Gross Nutsack
 * AIDS for (Breakfast / Lunch / Dinner)
 * The AIDS (Giraffe / Turtle)
 * AIDS of Our Fathers
 * Albion Hangs Monkeys
 * Anal (Assassin / Bratwurst / Cheese / Corn Nuggets / Cruncher / Fondler / Hamster Rides / Lice / Ninja / Piston / Plumber / Porn Nuggets / Poop Drippings / Pounding / Rapist / Seepage / Spelunker / Tongue Scoping / Tooth Fairy)
 * The Anal Discharge
 * Anal Worm (Travel/er)
 * A Null Injection
 * Ant Farm Dickhole
 * Anus (Beef / Inhibitor)
 * Armpit Postcard
 * Ass (Banquet / Biscuit / Blaster / Cheek Eater / Gargle / Hungry / Orange / -phyxia / Plumber / Pulverizer / Pounder / to Mouth)
 * At The Bath House
 * Autistic Porno
 * The Ayatollah of Ebola
 * Baby Butt (Boy/Hole)
 * Baby Seal Strip Club
 * The Baby Shaker
 * Baby Taint Lick / Baby Teet Licker
 * Bad Burrito Crap
 * Ball Gag for Ghost
 * Ballsack Tickler
 * Banana In Ghost Butt
 * Bare Bears for Ghost
 * Bareback for Butt Coin
 * Barnyard Colon Scooper
 * Bathtub Farts
 * Big Cocks at Mt. Gox
 * Big Hairy Bear Balls
 * Billy the Belt Boy
 * Bird Shit
 * Birthday Suits for Tards
 * BJs for (a Cabinet Position / Bean and Cheese Coins / Bitcoins / Cheeseburgers / Chuck E. Cheese Coins / EBT Cards / Hillary Votes / LBJ / Lucky Charms / Penis Coins / Putin Coins / Squirrels / Stevie Ray / Your Browser History)
 * Black (Butts Matters / Hole, My Asshole)
 * Bleach My Ass
 * Bleeding Anus
 * Blood (Chuckle / Fart / Hiccup / Puke / Sneeze)
 * Bloody (Diarrhoea / Pee Poop / Tampon)
 * Blue Waffle (is Yum)
 * Body Pillow (Emporium / Sales Boom)
 * Body Pillows in Pampers
 * Bonfires for Porch Monkeys
 * Boy Scout Orgy
 * Breathe Pubes
 * Brutal Ass Master (Jr.)
 * Brutal Thunder Cunt
 * Bubblely Butt Butter
 * Buckets of Jizz
 * Bum Crack Mountain
 * The Bunion Licker
 * Burning Weiner
 * Butt (Chug Ghostler / Fondler / Hole Express / Love Toys / Nugget / Pirate / Sex / Sniffer / Steak / Wrench)
 * The Butt Wiper
 * Butter Up Ghost's Ass
 * Butterection
 * Butthole Surfer
 * Cactus Enema
 * (Candy/Hairy) Vag
 * Candy Horse Apple
 * Can We Get a Major Fap
 * Captain (Cock / Crotch Stain / Pussy Fucker)
 * Castration Tools
 * Catheter (Chaos / Kung-fu)
 * Centimetre Small Penis
 * Chair Sniffer/The Seat Sniffer
 * Cheese (Armpit / Testicle / Lovers for Ghost)
 * Choo-Choo Me Poo-Poo
 * Chocolate Anal Milkylicker
 * Chopped Clitoris
 * Chicken Rape
 * Chuck E. Cheese Coins Up 69%
 * Chunky Chicken Choker
 * Circumsized Mario
 * Cleft Labia
 * Clitoris Punch Mallet
 * Clitoral Dismemberment
 * Clown Car Uterus
 * Coat Hanger Fetish / Foetus
 * Cock Smoker
 * The Cock (Chopper / Merchant)
 * Coffee Makes me Poop
 * Coke Can Booty Boy
 * Colon (Bacon Strips / Buffet / Burgers / Cowboy / Feeler / Hot Dog / Invader / Punisher / Sausages / Sniffer / Stroker / Tenderizer)
 * Columbus Blowjob
 * Cool (AIDS Man / Group Poop)
 * Corn Blaster
 * Cowboys in the Shower at Ram Ranch
 * Crackhead Cuckery
 * Crockett Body Pillow
 * Cucka-Cola
 * Cucked in the Moonlight
 * Cucumber in the Cunt
 * Cuck-a-Doodle-Doo
 * Cuck Cakes
 * Cum Bubble
 * Cumming On Ghost
 * Cunt
 * Dangling Dingleberry
 * Darkkeys Pick Cotton
 * Deep (Butt Crack / Cruncher)
 * Deep Dish Dickhole
 * Destroyer Anus / Destroy Her Anus
 * Diabetic Fetus Blue Waffle
 * Diarrhoea (Bath Boy / Bubble Bath / Blue Label / Casserole / Fetish / Gargler / Licker / Soup / Swimmer / Trader / Waterfall / Burger)
 * Dick Cheese and Wine
 * Dick Hole Fiesta
 * Dick Suck Saturday
 * Did I Nuke That?
 * Dildo Faggins
 * Dirty Gooch
 * Distilling Penis
 * DJ Statutory Rape
 * Dolphin Ball Bag Sacks
 * Dog Fart
 * Dog Humper
 * Dog Poop (Connoisseur / Sniffer)
 * (Doctor) Peter Popper
 * Double Dipped (Turd Sandwich / Dickhole)
 * Double Donkey Puncher
 * Drinking Afterbirth
 * Drop the Soap at Auschwitz
 * Eat Gaga's Hot Dog
 * Eat My Poop (Bottom)
 * Eat My Wiener Big Boy
 * Eat The Bacon (Bits)
 * Eat Shit And Die
 * Eating Sewer Poop
 * Edward Scissor Ass
 * Eggplant Fetish
 * Emo Group Pooper
 * Enema Soup
 * Epic Incest
 * The Exploding Cock Wizard
 * Famous with My Anus
 * Fan of Fleshlight
 * Fart (Breather / Huffer / Whiffer)
 * Fart Fetish (Frank / Fiona / Ghostler)
 * Fart In Your Dinner
 * Fart Puddle
 * Farting Makes Me Shrink
 * Fatal Orgasm
 * Fecal Fondler
 * Feeling His Jewels
 * Ferret in my Bum
 * Fetus Fondler
 * Finger Spanking Diarrhoea
 * Firm Bacon Tits
 * Fishy Cum Queefs
 * Fisty McAss (Fondle / Plug / Rape)
 * Flaming (Ass Cannon / Nipple Chops / Poop Juggler / Poop Rub / Turd Sex)
 * Flesh Flute Player
 * Foreskin (Puppets / Sniffer / Sushi)
 * Fountain Butt Cleanse
 * Fried AIDS Pie
 * Fruit of the Dick Hole
 * Fuck Niggers (read as F-U-C-K N-word)
 * Fudgery Bacon Butt Crack
 * Funky Butt Lovin
 * Gaga Deez Nuts
 * The Gay Bagel ("Is that with cream cheese?")
 * Genital Warts
 * Getting Pozzed for Pride
 * Ghost Butt Bubble
 * Ghost Choking on Aussie Sausage
 * Ghost is a Cocktease
 * Ghost Likes to Whip Out His Dick Hole
 * Ghost Touched My Spaghetti
 * Ghost Watches the Lemonparty Network
 * Ghost's (Ass Hair / Body Pillow / Bunny Hole / Fart Sniff / Sex Can Slaves / Sweat Jar)
 * Ghostie and the Squirts
 * Ghostler's Left Ball
 * Gibby Asseater
 * Ginger Anal Beer
 * Giggle at the Goatse
 * Girl Fart (Connoisseur / Coin)
 * Girl from the Woodshed
 * Give a Nickel to Touch my Pickle
 * Giving Head to the Feds
 * The Glory Hole Kid
 * Go Steal Excrement
 * Goat Wiener Sack
 * Gold Anal Statue
 * Golden Gaytime
 * Golden Showers for Ghost
 * Grab Him by the Dick Hole
 * The Grand Cockmongler
 * Grandpa Cuckold
 * Green Corn Poop
 * Grindr
 * Group Poop (Dynamics)
 * Hairy Taint Lick
 * Halal in Her Meat Balls
 * Hamfist McAssfondle
 * Hanging Scrotum
 * Happy New Queer
 * Happy Boner Friday
 * Hard for Tards
 * Hemorrhoid Strike
 * Hentai Burgers
 * Hermaphrodite Penis
 * Higher Apes Pick Women
 * Hillary's Hot A-Hole
 * Hitler's Meat Wallet
 * Hole on Hole Creampie
 * Homo Queer Sickle
 * Hot Dogs for Herbert
 * The Horny Unicorn
 * The Horse Licker
 * Horse Radish Deep Throat
 * Hurricane Gang Bang
 * Hyper Sperm 101
 * I Like Poop (Dicks)
 * I Love Cheese Pizza
 * I Need Pee Pee for my Dick Hole
 * I Saw Daddy Pozzing Santa Claus
 * I Spank Myself
 * I Suck Dicks and Cocks
 * I Suck Dicks and Cocks, Jr.
 * I Suck Dicks and Cocks, Sr.
 * I Wanna Dip Trump's Dick
 * Incest with Mother
 * Iran's Explosive Butt Plugs
 * It Burns When I Pee
 * It's the Nutsack
 * Jane Walker Blue (Labia / Waffle) Oh Yeah
 * Jahooties Fondler
 * Jimmy Fingers Arse
 * The Jizz Master (3000)
 * Jizz Princess
 * Julian Ass Massage
 * Just Pee and Wipe the Sides
 * Kid E Diddler
 * King of Excrement
 * King of the Meat Pipe
 * Kneel and Suck
 * Kola Cum Gurgler
 * (The) Kool-AIDS Man
 * Kunt Mash
 * Leaky Pooper
 * Lick Her Pits
 * Lick my (Peckershaft / Sack)
 * Liquid Turd
 * Low Fat Sperm
 * Low Wangington
 * Lumpy Excrement
 * Lumpy Sperm Soup
 * Luxury Glory Hole
 * Making Nuns Show Their Buns
 * Manhood Magic
 * The Manly Lesbian
 * Marker In Dickhole
 * May I See Your Pee Pee Hole?
 * Mayo on my Taco
 * A Melting Pot Of Poo
 * Men for Panties
 * Menstrual Gas
 * Michael J. Fox and the Squirts
 * Microwaved Diaper
 * Mighty Morphin' Peter Poppers
 * MILFs on Wheels
 * Milo Takes #1 Up His #2
 * Moist Taint
 * Mongoloid Hemorrhoid
 * Monkey Spaker
 * (You) Mother Cucker
 * Mr. Dick
 * Mr. Menstruation
 * Mr. Milkylicker
 * My Flaccid Woody
 * My Loose Ass
 * My Poopy Pants
 * My Sticky Valentine
 * My Vag Smells

Sick Sadistic Names, N-Z

 * A Null Tongue Scoping
 * Nail Me Hard
 * Nipple Scoops
 * Nut Whipper
 * Nutsack (Parachute / Sandwich)
 * Nutty Stool Sample (followed by a massive tantrum/soliloquy from Ghost)
 * The Nut Buster
 * The Nutsack Scientist
 * Occupy (the Pooper / Your Anus)
 * Old Man's Scrotum
 * Operation Spilled Fetus
 * The Pancake Slut
 * Papercut on Penis
 * Pay 26 Bareback Coin to Use my Ghosty Hole (misread at first as Pay 26 Bareback Coin to Use my Glory Hole)
 * The Pedo Priest
 * Pee Drinka
 * Penis (Stapler / Twaddler)
 * Penzone Pants Tent
 * Pepper for Your Ass
 * Pepperoni Dog Farts
 * Perm Pubes
 * Perv With Nerve
 * Phallic Fluffer
 * Pink Slime Tranny
 * Politics Goatse
 * Poo Poop Chute
 * Poop (Bucket / Buffet / Chute Punisher / Connoisseur / Crayons / Dangler / Fondue / Gobbler / Juggler / Listener / Masseuse / Messiah / Sculptor / Slapper / Smearing Guy / Trader / Whisperer)
 * Poop in (Sink / My Soup)
 * Poz (Ghost for Pride Month / in my Schnoz / Hambone / Holy Hole / Me With Your Penix)
 * Poz-Hole (Donut Holes / Glory Hole)
 * Pretty Goy for a Soy Boy
 * Prince of Excrement
 * Professor Pud Puller
 * Prostate Capitalist
 * The Prostate Proddler
 * Prostate Sniffer
 * Pumperknickel Pickle Puncher
 * Putin Pozzed Ghost's Nig-Hole
 * I Queef Seven Colors
 * I'm Queefing To Death
 * Queefing Kumquats
 * Raiden (Dipped Dick Hole / Raids Santa's Taint)
 * Ram Ranch Really Rocks
 * Ranger Rick Had A 10 Foot Dick
 * Raw Sewage Soda
 * Rear-naked Cock Lock
 * Rectum (Cleaner / Sausage)
 * Rosie Poz-Hole Donald
 * The Rectum Smasher
 * The Religion of Penis
 * Rock Punch Groin
 * Rumple Foreskin
 * Rubberband On Sack
 * Samantha Zyklon B
 * San Antonio Fly Fondler
 * Santa's (Big Sack / Lap Dance)
 * SAPD Shit Sandwich
 * Satan's Poop
 * Sausage Jockey
 * Scabby Flaps
 * Scissor Me Timbers
 * Screw A Puppy
 * Scrotum Capitalist
 * Second Harvestgate
 * Semen (Capitalist / Connoisseur / Feline / Guzzler)
 * Señor Goat Rape
 * Sen(i)or Rapist
 * Septic Tank Swim
 * Sewer Poop Party
 * Sharpie in Pooper
 * Sheriff Nutsack
 * Shirtless Bowels
 * Shit on Ghost
 * (Shitty / Titty / Queefy) Cum Squats
 * I'm Shooting Poop Here
 * The Short Bus Colon Inspector
 * Show Us Armpits
 * Show Ya Wang
 * Shrek Nipples 2000
 * Sir Cuddle Butts
 * Slippery Semen
 * Smell My Poop
 * Snatch Licker
 * I Sniff Underwear
 * Sniff My Seat, Bro
 * Soppy Wet Dog Sex
 * Spank to Pregnant Anne Frank
 * Sperm Sprinkler
 * Spread it (Around) Like AIDS
 * Squeeze My Balls
 * Squirrel Fister
 * The Squirts
 * Stephanie Eats Poo
 * Stick a Tamale Up Your Ass
 * Stillbirth Soup
 * Stinky Wet Turds
 * Stretch my Nuts
 * Suicidal Spanker
 * Syphilitic Meat
 * Take off My Pants/Your Pants
 * Tampon Lolipops
 * Tard Crew
 * Tasty Man Nipple
 * TCR Brand Maxipad
 * Teenage Mutant Peter Poppers
 * Tender Nips
 * Testicle (Cruncher / Muncher / Teaser)
 * Texan Sodomiser
 * Texas Testies Tickler
 * Tickle Me Rectum
 * Tickle My (Anus / Christmas Tree / Prostate)
 * Tiger Up Her Cunt
 * Tiny Cucks
 * The Tit Tube
 * Toddler Speedbump
 * The Toe Tapper
 * Tongue Tickle Ghost Anus
 * Toy Caca
 * Train Body Pillow
 * Trouser Bulge
 * True Barnyard Orgy Radio (induced massive rage and a lengthy rant)
 * True Poopy Radio
 * Turd Taste Tester
 * Twitter My Clitter
 * Unwaxed Granny
 * Urine (Carressor / Gargeler / Smoothies / Tickler / Toothpaste)
 * Vaginal Discharge
 * Vaginal Enema
 * Vomit Fetish Girl
 * Vore for Ghost
 * Wang Milk Eater
 * Wanna Try My Pie?
 * Weed Grass Enemas
 * What What In the Butt
 * Wheelchair Orgy - $40,000
 * The Whipping Machine
 * Whippling Vomit
 * White Gay Pride
 * The (Moore / Whore) Master
 * The Wizard of Poz
 * Womb Drinker
 * Woodpeckers From Space
 * Woodshed (Bondage Chain / Love Story / Monkey Spanker / Wanderer)
 * Yeast Infection Sample Bag
 * The Yellow (Ass Crack / Squirts) of Texas

Trans names

 * Albin and the Transmunks
 * Grandma Albin Got Run Over By a Transdeer
 * Leaky Trans Can
 * Spooky Scary Trans Can
 * The Trans Alamo
 * The Trans Albin
 * (The) Trans Alex Jones
 * The Trans American
 * The Trans Amtrak
 * The Trans AR-15
 * The Trans Ass Hair
 * The Trans Australia
 * The Trans Azzmodor
 * The Trans Bathroom
 * The Trans Bathtub
 * The Trans Bible
 * The Trans Bill of Rights
 * The Trans (Bit)coin
 * The Trans Black
 * The Trans (Bowling) Ball
 * The Trans Box
 * The Trans (Beer) Bottle
 * The Trans Birthday Candle
 * The Trans Boy
 * The Trans Breitbart
 * The Trans Brexit
 * The Trans Brony
 * The Trans Burrito Supreme
 * The Trans Butter
 * The Trans Cadillac
 * The Trans Cain
 * The Trans Can(tonio)
 * The Trans Chicken
 * The Trans Christmas (Tree / Ornament)
 * The Trans Chicago Tard
 * The Trans Chin
 * The Trans Chip
 * The Trans Chocolate
 * The Trans Cocaine
 * (The) Trans Columbine
 * The Trans Cuckett
 * The Trans Cup(cake)
 * The Trans Dallas
 * The Trans (Davy) Crockett
 * The Trans Deray Radio
 * The Trans Double Dip
 * The Trans Dusky
 * The Trans Diaper
 * The Trans EBT Card
 * The Trans Eeyore
 * The Trans Engineer
 * The Trans Esteban Santiago
 * The Trans Everything
 * The Trans Fat
 * The Trans First Lady
 * The Trans Ford Focus
 * The Trans Fork
 * The Trans Fridge
 * The Trans Fruitcake
 * The Trans (Future) President
 * The Trans Gator
 * The Trans Gender (Ghost)
 * The Trans Ghost(ler)
 * The Trans Glowing Knife
 * The Trans Grape
 * The Trans Guac Bowl
 * The Trans Gun
 * The Trans Hambone
 * The Trans Heart Attack
 * The Trans Homeland
 * The Trans Iraq
 * The Trans Johnnie Walker/Johnnie Walker Trans Label
 * The Trans Katana
 * The Trans Latte
 * The Trans Longhorn
 * The Trans Low Rider
 * The Trans Luigi
 * The Trans Markipiler
 * The Trans Matrix
 * The Trans Midget
 * The Trans Migrations
 * The Trans Microwave
 * The Trans Nagasaki
 * The Trans NASA
 * The Trans Nintendo
 * The Trans Nipple
 * The Trans Nuke
 * The Trans Number 9 Large
 * The Trans Pacific
 * The Trans Panda
 * The Trans Pickle Rick
 * The Trans Pistol
 * The Trans Plant
 * The Trans Pontiac
 * The Trans Prime Rib
 * The Trans Production Notes
 * The Trans Queen
 * The Trans Race Traitor
 * The Trans Reptilian
 * The Trans Russian Hacker
 * The Trans Sandwich
 * The Trans Scrooge McDuck
 * The Trans Sellout (induced massive rage)
 * The Trans Shekel
 * The Trans Shitty Avatar
 * The Trans Short Bus
 * The Trans Shotgun
 * The Trans Shuttle
 * The Trans Sonic Plague
 * The Trans Squirrel
 * The Trans Steak
 * The Trans Taco
 * The Trans Templeton
 * The Trans Testicles
 * The Trans (Texan / Texas / Texan Martyr)
 * The Trans Tickler
 * The Trans Tinfoil (Hat / Shekel)
 * The Trans Toilet (Paper)
 * The Trans Tornado
 * The Trans Trans
 * The Trans Twitter
 * The Trans Tree (with a tree with balls "carved" in it)
 * The Trans Trump
 * The Trans Tsunami
 * The Trans Vagina
 * The Trans Vietnam
 * The Trans VP
 * The Trans Wheelchair
 * The Trans Woodshed
 * The Transtendo Switch
 * Tranime
 * Tranny Granny
 * Trans 42 Coin
 * Trans At White House
 * Trans Cans for Hillary
 * Trans Cantwell
 * Trans Capitalist Radio
 * Trans Christmas Card
 * Trans Corn
 * Trans Dentures
 * Trans Doge Coin
 * Trans Donald
 * Trans Farm Equipment
 * Trans Fatman
 * Trans Fidget Spinner
 * Trans for Ghost
 * Trans Ghost Body Pillow
 * Trans Ghost Granny
 * Trans Goku
 * Trans Hiroshima
 * Trans Johnnie Walker
 * Trans Logan Paul
 * Trans Melania
 * Trans Michelle Obama
 * Trans Penn and Teller
 * Trans Princess Leia
 * Trans Rambo
 * Trans Ryu Hayabusa
 * Trans Santa Claus
 * Trans Szechuan Sauce
 * Trans Shrek
 * Trans Stephen Hawking
 * Trans Taco Tuesday
 * Trans Tower
 * Trans Wagon Rider
 * Trans Willy Wonka
 * Transghostie
 * World Trans Center

Trans-Metaphors

 * Alice with a Phallus
 * Barack with No Cock
 * Broad with a Meat Rod
 * Bronies with Bolognas
 * Bub with a Nub
 * A C-Section with an Erection
 * Chelsea Handler with a Big Dangler
 * Chicks with Dicks
 * Crone with a Bone
 * Daddy with a Vaggie
 * Darling with a Dingaling
 * Dee-Dee with a Wee-wee
 * Dolls with Balls
 * Donald Duck with a Nip Tuck
 * Donald Trump with a Baby Bump
 * Dude with Fallopian Tubes
 * Fetus with a Meatus
 * Genius with a Girl Penis
 * Girls Shooting Pearls
 * Girls with Family Pearls
 * Grills with Dills
 * Harriet with a Carrot
 * Jeannie with a Weenie
 * Joan with a Bone
 * Johnson Without a Johnson
 * Kim-yo Jong with a Meat Bong
 * Kim-yo Jong Well Hung
 * Lawrence with a Labia
 * Little Leslie with Two Testies
 * Liz Springer with a Jizz Slinger
 * Marine with a Peen
 * Mars with Long Bars
 * Meg with a Third Leg
 * Melania with Male Genitalia
 * Millie with a Willy
 * Minx with a Throbbin' (Ghost found this one quite humorous)
 * Mrs. Crockett with a Rocket
 * Nanas with Bananas
 * Nicole with a Dickhole
 * Poon Tang with a Wang
 * Queens with Jimmy Deans
 * Sharon Stone with a Long Bone
 * '''Slag with a Meat Bag
 * Sluts with (Butt Plugs / Nuts)
 * Stella with a Fella
 * Stormy Daniels with a Meat Handle
 * Tiffy with a Stiffy
 * Tranny with a Fanny
 * Twat with a Meat Rod
 * Venuses with Penises
 * Yellow Rose with a Hose

Cosplay names

 * Amish Jew Cosplay
 * Castro Cosplay
 * Daffy Duck Cosplay for Ghost
 * Davy Crockett Cosplay
 * Engi Cosplay
 * Ghost Cosplay
 * ISIS Cosplay
 * Julian Assange Cosplay (Ghost cans'd at it after a subsequent picture was tweeted at him)
 * Melania Cosplay
 * Raiden Cosplay
 * Roy Moore Cosplay
 * Stevie Ray Vaughn Cosplay (Ghost cans.wav'd after he saw a picture of the cosplay)
 * Templeton Cosplay
 * True Cosplay Radio
 * Trump Cosplay

Poop Tickler

 * 1337 Poop Tickler
 * Adopted Poop Tickler
 * Admiral Poop Tickler
 * Baby Poop Tickle
 * Brony Poop Tickler
 * Canadian Poop Tickler
 * Captain Poop Tickler
 * Chef Poop Tickler
 * Chief Poop Tickler
 * Colonel Poop Tickler
 * Commodore Poop Tickler
 * Copper Poop Tickler
 * Crazed Poop Tickler
 * Darth Poop Tickler
 * DJ Poop Tickler
 * Dog Poop Tickler
 * Donald Poop Tickler
 * Dr. Poop Tickler (MD)
 * El Poop Tickler
 * Emperor Poop Tickler
 * First Lady Poop Tickler
 * (Five Star) General Poop Tickler
 * French Poop Tickler
 * Ghetto Poop Tickler
 * Ghost the Poop Tickler
 * Golden Poop Tickler
 * Grand Arbitrator Poop Tickler
 * Grand Inquisitor Poop Tickler
 * Grandpa Poop Tickler
 * Haitian Poop Tickler
 * Hispandex Poop Tickler
 * The Inner Circle Poop Tickler
 * Jew Poop Tickler
 * King Poop Tickler
 * Lego Poop Tickler
 * Lieutenant Poop Tickler
 * Lord Poop Tickler
 * Mayor Poop Tickler
 * Miss Poop Tickler
 * Mama Poop Tickler (with Casey Anthony as an avatar)
 * Nazi Poop Tickler
 * Neon Poop Tickler
 * Nigerian Poop Tickler
 * Noob Poop Tickler
 * Pony Poop Tickler
 * Poop Tickleback
 * Poop Tickler
 * Poop Tickler's Cat
 * Poop Tickler Junior
 * Poop Tickler Senior
 * Poop Tickler the 3rd
 * Poop Tickler the Ghost
 * Poop Tickler U.K.
 * Pooper Tickler
 * Pope Poop Tickler
 * President Poop Tickler
 * Private Poop McTickle
 * Professional Poop Tickler
 * Professor Poop Tickler
 * Putin Tickler
 * Rabbi Poop Tickler
 * Reverend Poop Tickler
 * Robo Poop Tickler
 * Running Poop Ticker
 * Russian Poop Tickler
 * Satan Poop Tickler
 * Scarlet Poop Tickler
 * Silver Poop Tickler
 * Senator Poop Tickler
 * Sergeant (Poop/Putin) Tickler
 * Sir Poop Tickler
 * Socialist Poop Tickler
 * Super Poop Tickler
 * Templeton Poop Tickler
 * Testicle Poop Tickler
 * Transtesticle Poop Tickler
 * Uncle Poop Tickler
 * Wasteland Poop Tickler
 * Winnie the Poop Tickler
 * Woodshed Poop Tickler

Phonetics, A-M

 * A Cunny Funt
 * A Null Injection / Anna Lynn Jection
 * Ah Eat Mah Poo/Mapew
 * Al Kaholik
 * Amerr Ick Hunt
 * Amerr Tardid (Amer-retarded)
 * Anita (Dick/Rimjob)
 * Alpha (Ball Sack / K Dog / Q Hard / Kenny One)
 * Amanda Hump/Suck
 * Are I Pee Oh Sam Uhh
 * Art of the Deal-do
 * Arm Uh Jew
 * (The) BalSac
 * BAWSAQ (Ballsack)
 * Ben (Dover / Me Ova and ??? (Ghost stopped reading halfway through))
 * Bic Dik (Big dick)
 * Biggie Wreck Shin (Big erection)
 * Boo Kah Key / Boo Khaki
 * Brown Knees for Cruz
 * Bubblely Butt Butter
 * Burning Tech Haas (Burning Texas)
 * Buster Cherry
 * Cash the Chews
 * Choo Me Wang
 * Clit Orris
 * Coal Ictin Titlements
 * Coast Comes
 * Coast Ease A Cunt
 * Coast 4 Sir Ee Uh
 * Coast Is (A Chew / Rush In / Toopid)
 * Come Honor Face
 * Common My Face
 * Connor Riah
 * Coxie Normus (Cock's enormous)
 * Dark Ease
 * Diana Texas Fry
 * Dixie Normus (Dick's enormous)
 * Dixon Cox
 * Drew P. Wang
 * Drew Peacock
 * Dum Cumpster
 * Eff You Coast
 * Emma (Cook Hold / Rooskie)
 * Eric Shawn
 * Eye Drink Afterburph
 * Eye Eat Mop Who (I eat my poo)
 * Eye Em Coming (I am cumming)
 * Eye Ham Gey (I am gay)
 * Eye Hope Eye Die (I hope I die)
 * Eye Leak Mah Deek (I lick my dick)
 * Eye Love (An Ay Mee / Rooss Uh / Rush E Uh / Sea Pea)
 * Eyeme Uh Jew
 * Eye May Fruit (I'm a fruit)
 * Eye Money Gurr
 * Eye Shape Shift (I shapeshift)
 * Eye Vote Hole Bama (I vote Obama)
 * Eye Was Mo Last Ted (I was molested)
 * Eye Wee Tauted
 * Eye'm A So Shall Ist (I'm a socialist)
 * Eye'm a Bee Row Crat (I'm a Bureaucrat)
 * Eye'm So Viet Nam (I'm so Vietnam)
 * Eyes Got Can Surr (I got cancer)
 * Fook Me (Fuck me)
 * Fuh Got
 * Fuh Q Ghost
 * Gas the Juice
 * Ghost(ler) Knot Sea
 * Ghost Is Can Sir (Ghost is cancer)
 * Ghost Luv CP
 * Ghost Equals Not Sea General
 * Ghost's Purple Ass Hair
 * Ghost The Faquad (Fuckwad)
 * Go Bar Rock
 * Goat is Sofa King Aw Tis Tick (Ghost is so fucking autistic)
 * Harry Cox
 * Harry Cunt
 * Have a Wet Backyard
 * Haywood Jablomi
 * He Eat In Texas
 * Hew Mad Coast
 * High-L
 * High Love Hole Bama
 * High Feck Kids
 * High Leek Mae Deek
 * High Ray (Pa Kids / Panimals)
 * Hill Larry Drone Ghost
 * Hugh G. Rection
 * Hugh (Jass / Jidiot)
 * Hum Pee Har Der (Hump me harder)
 * Humphrey Willy
 * I Am So Viet
 * Ice Made You
 * Icy Butts (I see butts)
 * Ice Neffarts
 * Ice Up Port Hillary (I support Hillary)
 * Ice Bank Mice Elf (I spank myself)
 * Ike Ant Reid
 * I Love (Annie May / Oh Bamuh / Pianists / Rush Ah)
 * I Love (Ball / Bar) Rock
 * I Man Alkie
 * I Yam Stew Pid
 * Ima Fun Damentalist
 * Ima Gabe Asher
 * Imac Ripple
 * I'm a Race Ist (I'm a racist)
 * I'm a Shoe
 * Imax Moe Lester (I'm a molester)
 * Imus Siemen Connoisseur (induced massive rage)
 * I'm (Common Hist / Commune Hist / Connie Mist)
 * I'm (So Feel It / Soap Feet It / Sophie Hit)
 * I.P. Freely (I pee freely)
 * I Suck Pea Nuts
 * I Vote For Hole Bama
 * Issac (Horses / Ock / Hunt)
 * Isle of (Bernie / CP / Eminem / ISIS / Knot Seas / Seamen / Shekels / Soros / Trudeau / Cape Horn)
 * Ivana (Sokyodik / Tinkle)
 * Jack (Me) Hoff / Jack Noff
 * Jah Koffs Card
 * Jenn Italia (Genitalia)
 * Jenny Tulls (Genitals)
 * Juice Suck (Jews suck)
 * Juicin in the Oven
 * Justin Cider
 * Justin His Ass
 * Kai (Kai Kai / King Up TCR)
 * Kimmy a Trink
 * Klingon Me Balls
 * Klingon My Willy
 * Knot-se (Nazi)
 * Koast is a Chew (Ghost is a jew)
 * Koast is Rather Kay (Ghost is rather gay)
 * Krill Fegs
 * Let's All Be Nerds
 * Like a Nooda Shoah
 * Lou Sass
 * Love More Nall
 * Love Rush Ha
 * Luke In Forwood
 * M Gobblin' Cocks
 * Mah Deck's Mall
 * Mai Kan Cer Hurtz
 * Mai Lou Sass
 * Manny Dixon Mayas
 * Mass-Un Saw Tard
 * Maya As Reecks
 * Mice Owns Fruity
 * Mike Hock Hurts
 * Mike Hunt (Fort Rump / Reek / is Smelly / Stink(s) / Swollen)
 * Mike Litoris
 * Mike Rotch Hertz (My Crotch Hurts)
 * Mike Ox (Limp / Lit Toll / Mall)
 * More Chew Music
 * More Less Station/Moral Less Station
 * Munchma Quchi
 * Mug Ranny Saw Tranny (My Granny's A Tranny)' (caused a Rage Quit on Episode 193)''
 * (My) Drew Peacock
 * My Hunt Swollen

Phonetics, N-Z

 * Nida Screwing (Need a Screwing)
 * Not Sack
 * Not Sea (Goat)
 * Numb Her Nine Large
 * Odd Sock Ghost
 * Oliver Kozlov
 * Oliver my Anus
 * Ophelia Balls
 * Pat Me Crotch
 * Paul Mah Wang
 * Pea Ness Up Mike Hunt
 * Peas A Crap
 * Peed Duction Notes
 * Phil (McCracken / McKroin)
 * Philip (His Mouth / McCrack)
 * Phook Ewe
 * Phruit Cake
 * P. Ness (Ghost thought this was a legit name until he realized it was a troll)
 * Pupin Yapul
 * Ray Pa Pony
 * Ray Pew
 * Ray Ping Kids
 * Raye Cyst Coast
 * Reuben McHawk
 * Rob Mach Litoris
 * Sawyer (Panzoff / Tranny)
 * Seymour (Bots / Cox / Ass)
 * Sharon Seamen
 * Shos O Shet
 * Sim A Chew
 * Snooping as Usual
 * Sofa King Hard
 * The Sputnik Hearse
 * Sum A Jew
 * Stacy Rect
 * Stick Tin My Ass
 * Suck Mike Hock
 * Suzie Feltersnatch
 * Taker Pans Off
 * Tax His Socks
 * Tes Dicoles
 * Texas Has Not Seize
 * Tex Anns Can't Read Well
 * Texass
 * Thug Aim
 * Trump Mass Debate
 * Trump's Sofa King
 * Uh Maya Jew (caused two cans.wav in a row)
 * Use Iak Kak
 * Whet Baqs
 * You're in Mouthwash
 * Yuri Nater

N-word names

 * 10 Years of a Knee Guard
 * 2 Years of Nick Ard Ree
 * Albin Baba and the 42 Knee Guards
 * I Am Arnold Schwarzenegger
 * Andrew Carneger
 * Bad Knee Grow
 * Beatnik Hers
 * (Beanie / Brony / Ebony) Guards
 * Bernie Gerstmann
 * Beware of Donny Gras
 * (Brony / Knicker) Nicker
 * Disney (Grow President / Grows Fast)
 * Enginee Guard
 * Fay Got New Knee Guards
 * Folk Nick Gurrs
 * Gain Hickers
 * Ghost Hates Nay Grow (induced massive rage)
 * Ghost is a (CIA Knee Guard / Neek Grohl???)
 * Ghost Spanks Knee Grow
 * Icy (Knickers / Nick Hers / Neck Hurts)
 * I Drink Vinegar
 * I Hate (Nick Gertz / Nick Curse / the Knee Grows)
 * Hawking Gah
 * Hanging With Nickhers
 * (Inee / Knee) Garr
 * Internet Killed the Knit Kerr
 * Jolly Old Saint Necka
 * Kaeper Nicker
 * Kaepernick Needs a Knee Guard
 * Knee (Guard(s) / Gad / Gore Ri??? / Grow / Kah / Kerrs)
 * The Knee Guard of Wall Street
 * Knee Guards Derail the Train
 * Main Igor
 * Melting Pot of Knee Gars
 * (Mining / My Neigh / Sony / Sydney / Tranny) Grows
 * Money Gah
 * Money Grows on (Trees / Streets)
 * Monica's Pick Cotton
 * Mr. Nikkeggers
 * My Friends are Snickers
 * Nay Gertrude is on the Hood
 * Nedcurrs
 * Neega Lover Ghost
 * Nee Gorsuch
 * Neh Ker
 * Neigh Kerrs
 * Nick (Curse / Her / Hurts)
 * Nicks Curse Picks Cotton
 * Nick Digger
 * Nih Kerr
 * Ni Ger
 * Mr. Niko Niko Kneegrows (with Niko Niko Nii playing in the background)
 * Nitch Errs
 * No Guns for Knee Guards
 * No Rights for (My Knickers / Vinegars)
 * Omni Gers
 * Ponegros
 * Reggin (Spelled) Backwards
 * Smash Vinegars Good
 * Snickers are Monkeys
 * Some Nick Herr
 * The Sultan of Knee Guards
 * Super Knee Gah Bros (induced massive rage, and also caused Ghost to later bring on Tyrone)
 * Sydnegros
 * Tiny Garden
 * Uncle Knee Guard Claus
 * Vinegar Vinegar Vinegar
 * Vinegars (in the Streets / Pick Caught In)

Foot Fetish names

 * Dildo Foot
 * Foot Fetish Friday
 * Foot to Mah Face
 * The Foot Fister
 * Ghost Foot Fetish / Foot Fetish Ghost
 * Ghost Loves Touhou / Toe Hoes
 * Ghostler's Feet Plate
 * Operation Footsy Roll
 * Smelly Feet You Have
 * Smoking Foot Fetish
 * Succubus Foot Job
 * The Footjob Kid
 * Toe Hoe (Hijack / Politics)
 * Toe Hoes For Ghost

News Topics

 * 5 Shanks For Moore 
 * 12 Years of Obama
 * 15 to 70k Russian Bots
 * 72 Virgins For Gaddafi
 * ABC Loses Viewers
 * Aladdin's Nuclear Genie
 * Al Franken vs. Bill Cosby
 * Aleksander Hadouken
 * Aliens are Real
 * Allahu Akbar
 * Anime Hentai for Osama bin Laden
 * Aussie Caught Pair of King Fish
 * Aussies Doing It Down Under (misread as Aussies Doing It Down, Down Under)
 * Bashar 2012
 * Berkeley Hippie Basher
 * Bill Blowed His Last Load
 * Boogers for Cruz
 * Boogie Got Cucked
 * Bricks for Spics
 * British MP Sushi
 * Bubonic For Ebonics
 * Bullets for Bergdahl
 * Buzzfeed is Fake
 * Buzzfeed Got Gawked
 * Cain First, Moore Second, Trump Last
 * Canada's the Best
 * Canadia is Best
 * Canadian Socialist
 * Capitalism Killed Detroit
 * Child Actors for Weinstein
 * Christine Pelosi Patriot
 * Coke 1, Pepsi 0
 * Correct the Record
 * Cruz 1, Internet 0
 * Cruz/Chavez 2016
 * Cruz Dresser
 * Daddy and the Other Daddy
 * A Day Without a Sandwich
 * Death To Bashar
 * DNC 1, Seth 0
 * DNC 2, Joe and Seth 0
 * DNC Got Rich Quick
 * DNC Trumps Seth
 * Deflate Brady
 * Deray The Panda
 * Drink Roy Moore Soy
 * Drinks with Cosby
 * Drones for Assange
 * Down With Occupy Wall Street
 * Easy Rape Idaho
 * EBT Santa Claus
 * Ecuador Cucked Assange
 * Elon Musk
 * England is Your City
 * Explosives Cooking NYC
 * Extra Rice for the Department of Justice
 * A Few Poz-Holes Moore
 * Fire Hose Jim Crow
 * First of the Month
 * Five Shanks for Moore
 * Flying Bloody Chinks
 * Flynn Dun Goofed
 * Flynn Flinched Like a Finch
 * Flynn's KGB Handler
 * Food Stamp Rioter
 * Franken's Grope Today, Gone Tomorrow
 * Free Deray
 * (Free / Forgive / Hang / Kill) Weiner
 * Free Joe Boeheim
 * Free Weed By EBT
 * Gaddafi's White Warrior
 * Gaming is a Mental Illness Now LOL
 * Give Me Back My EBT
 * Globalism Already Won
 * God Bless Santorum
 * God Save Canada
 * Golden EBT Card Award
 * GOP Black Panther
 * GOP Office en Fuego
 * Grand Elect My Ass
 * Greek Socialist
 * Hacked By Russia
 * Happy B-Day (Obama / Hitler / Ghostler)
 * Happy Birthday Chris Chan(dler)
 * Hey Kid, Wanna See a Dead Body? (in reference to the Logan Paul incident)
 * High Court 1, People 0
 * Hijab Feminist
 * Homo Kasich
 * Hoodies For Diane Sawyer
 * Hope Euro Fails
 * I Care For Billy
 * I Heart Eurotrash
 * I Miss Moammar
 * I Salute Kim Jong Il
 * Immunity for Huma
 * ISIS on 6th Street
 * J. Comey American Hero
 * Jamie Lynn Is My Hero
 * Janet Ran Out
 * Janet Reno be Shaking
 * Jimmy Savile (induced massive rage)
 * Julian First, Albin Next
 * Juno Probe in Jupiter
 * Just Swiped My EBT
 * Justice for Horny the Clown
 * Kasich is a Homo
 * Ken Bone 2020
 * Kennedy Space Center
 * Keemstar for Deray
 * Kim Jong Il 2012
 * Lamar Smith 2012
 * Left 1, Bannon 0
 * Lights outs in PR
 * Lock Up Liberals
 * Logan Paul Hanging Out with the Japanese
 * LOL at Cuba
 * LOL at Gaddafi
 * Lolita Express
 * Machmud For Pres
 * Manafort Got Double Dipped
 * Manhattan Blows
 * McCain for (VA Secretary/Prez)
 * Megyn Kelly Got Neutered
 * Michael Moore For President
 * Michelle for President
 * Migrants for Munich
 * MILF Abedin
 * Milo Dindu Nuffin
 * Milo Savile
 * Milo Touched by Hand of God
 * Milo's Bible Study
 * Milo's Priest Confession
 * Mitt's Barber Shop
 * Molested Stanford
 * Mommy and My Other Mommy
 * Moore Beer
 * Moore Forklifted Corfman 
 * Moore's Kiddly Diddlers 
 * Nevada is a Lie
 * No Mormon For President
 * No Ring for Weiner
 * NWO Informant
 * Nuclear War 2016
 * Obama is Black Trump
 * Obama Wiretapped Ghost
 * (Obesity / Fat) Is A Disease
 * Occupy (Asho / BlogTalk / Canterlot / Columbine / Ghost's Chatroom / KFC / Oblivion / San Jose / Starfleet / The Moon / Toad Town / Whiterun)
 * Official Democratic People's Republic of Korea
 * Only 18 Days til the First of the Month
 * Osama (Is Alive / 72 Anime Virgins)
 * Outback Pozhole house
 * Paris Down 200% for Le Pen
 * Party in Cairo
 * Party in the CIA
 * Pee on Corpse
 * PETA for Porn
 * Pentagon 1, Vets 0
 * Please Forgive Loretta
 * Praise Sultan Erdogan
 * Pray Electors Flip
 * Pray For Hugo
 * Pray for Four Years of Obama
 * (President) Mike Pence 2017 / President Pence 2016
 * Pro Honky
 * R.I.P. (Bin Laden / Cho Seung-Hui / Gaddafi / Kim Jong Il / Joseph Fritzl)
 * R.I.P. CNN - 1/17/2017
 * Radioactive Curry
 * Recount Votes 2016
 * Remove Cuck Schumer
 * Reseat Lamar Smith
 * Resurrect Kim Jong-Il
 * Rick Santorum 2012
 * Rob Porter Went Out Swinging
 * Roger Stone Got Stoned
 * Ron Paul 2012
 * Rosie Dun Goofed
 * Ross Perot Ron Paul
 * Roy (Hoochey My Coochey / No Moore / Moore's Favorite Chord is A-Minor)
 * Russia Forever
 * Russia Hacked My Toilet
 * Save Ghaddafi
 * Sharia Law for the South
 * Short Bus Hacked by the CIA
 * Slipping Santorum
 * Snooki For President
 * Solar System for Sale
 * Soy Moore Drink
 * Spending my EBT
 * (Still) No Charges LOL
 * Stoning for Roger Stone
 * Stormy Daniels
 * Super Gaga Halftime
 * Sweden Equals Facepalm
 * Swing Low, Sweet Japs
 * Swinging Sushi Forest
 * Tannin' With Mommy
 * Tax the Bikes Trade War Now
 * Teresa Mayhem
 * The Ball-less Weiner
 * The CIA Stole My Son
 * There's Moore in the Oven
 * Three Way for Deray
 * Tim Sugar Kaine
 * Tor-NATO
 * Trust the Government
 * Twerk For Food Stamps
 * Two Point Five Minutes to Midnight
 * Trysexual Pride Day
 * Viva Assad
 * UN 1, Internet 0
 * UN Double Dips Internet
 * UN Invasion Command
 * UN Saviors of the Internet
 * UK Forever Alone
 * UK is Here to Stay
 * UK Stay Away
 * United Fight Club
 * Washington Cattle Drive
 * Welfare Refugees
 * Wild Jahootie
 * Wilder First, Le Pen Next
 * Woodchippers For Kids
 * XBOX Is Real Work
 * Year Two of White House Walkout
 * YouTube 1, Gamers 0

Herman Cain names

 * 71 Year Old Failure Cain
 * Aborted Cain
 * Bialek Got Cained / Sharon Got Cained
 * Cain for Sandusky
 * Cain I Quit
 * Cain Stole My Bike
 * Cain the Brony
 * Cain Train Derailed
 * Corn Boy Cain
 * Dead 9/9/9
 * Ghost On Herman
 * Granny Got Cained
 * Hambone Cain
 * Hambone Herman
 * Herman (Cain / Gran / San)dusky
 * Herman (Brony / Epic Fail / Nigger / Pizza / Schumer / Sperman) Cain
 * Herman Cain LOL
 * Herman Cocain
 * Herman Dun Goofed
 * Herman Hambrony
 * Herman (Haitian) Sugar Cain
 * Herman on Women
 * Herman Poop Color/Skin/Tickle
 * Herman Rage Quit
 * Herman Raped Me
 * John Cainsich
 * John Sugar McCain
 * Nooses For Herman
 * No (Bikes / Coins / Votes) For Cain
 * No Sugar For Ghost
 * No You Cain't
 * Pee-wee Herman Cain
 * Pimp Daddy Cain
 * Ropes for Herman
 * Sherman Cain
 * Sperman (Sugar) Cain
 * Sugar Daddy Cain
 * Sugar Free (GOP / USA)
 * Sugar Pickin' Cain (caused a fake Rage Quit)
 * Sugar Quitter Cain
 * Tim Sugar Kaine
 * Vibrator Herman

Sandusky names

 * 7chan For Sandusky
 * Asho on Sandusky
 * Bernie Sandusky
 * Change Room Child
 * Do the Dusky
 * Dusk the Youngin's
 * Dusky (Bath (Boy / Toys)
 * Dusky Bathroom Attendant
 * Dusky Day Care
 * Dusky Ice-Cream
 * Dusky Insertion
 * Dusky Nuts
 * Dusky Politics
 * (Dusky/Sandusky) Shower Toys
 * Dusky Soap Drop
 * Dusky Texas
 * Dusky Till Dawn
 * Free Joe Paterno
 * Free Sandusky
 * Ghost on Sandusky
 * Ghostdusky
 * Ghost Sandusky
 * Gimpdusky
 * Gym Teacher Dusky
 * I Abuse Sandusky
 * Isle of Sandusky
 * Jerry Sandusky
 * Jobs for Dusky
 * Karaszdusky
 * Locker Room Kid
 * Milo Sandusky
 * Navy Sanhuskie
 * Notsam-Dusky
 * The Penn State Kid
 * Penn State Bath Boy
 * Pile Driver Dusky
 * Robert Chomdusky
 * Rhythmic Slapping Sounds
 * Sandusk Hero
 * Sandusky Baby Shower
 * Sandusky (Bath/Shower) Boy
 * Sandusky Claus
 * Sandusky Day Care
 * Sandusky (for) 2012
 * Sandusky For Prez
 * Sandusky Gym Teacher
 * Sandusky Party Kid
 * Sandusky Politics
 * Sandusky Shower / Bath Attendant
 * Sandusky the Clown
 * Sandusky x Ghost
 * Sandusky's Bath Boy
 * Sandusky's Pizza Boy
 * Sen(i)or Sandusky
 * Trusty Sandusky
 * U.S. Sandusky
 * Vibrate Sandusky
 * Wide-Pooper Penn State

Alex Jones names

 * Alex Jones Declares War on Terrorist Ghost
 * Alex First, Ghost Next
 * Alex Jones (Bought Ghost / Taking Your Bronies)
 * Alex Jones For Ghost
 * Alex Jones Ghost Forever
 * Alex Jones Too Much Super-Male Vitality
 * Bronies for Alex Jones (caused Ghost to cans.wav after he said that "the bronies are with me")
 * Clinton 1, Alex 0
 * Filter Skelter
 * Ghost Is (New) Alex Jones
 * Ghostlex Jones
 * Happy Birthday Alex Jones
 * Hey I'm Alex Jones
 * Jalex Ones
 * Jones/Palin 2012
 * Pepe's Revenge on Alex Jones
 * The Real Alex Jones
 * Viva Alex Jones

Meredith Vieira names

 * Ballin' Meredith Vieira
 * Bieira for Ghost
 * Boobs of Meredith
 * Gay Meredith Bukakke
 * Gravy Fetish Vieira
 * Meredith For Anal Cheese
 * Meredith For Cum Rag
 * Meredith For Cunt Spray
 * Meredith For Jizz Bucket
 * Meredith For Poop Tickler
 * Meredith For Pres(ident)
 * Meredith Is A Skank
 * Meredith Is Queen
 * Meredith Loves Gaga
 * Meridith's So Prez
 * Meredith Used Lube
 * Meredith Vieira Cream Pie
 * Meredith Vieira For President
 * Meredith V(ieira) 2012
 * Meredith Vieira 2020
 * Meredithies For Ghost
 * MILF-edith Viera
 * Navy and Meredith
 * President Meredith Vieira
 * Vieira for America

Shrimp names

 * Asian Tiger Shrimp
 * Ghost Got Shrimp Back
 * Hannibal Shrimpler
 * No Shrimp for Ghost
 * No Shrimp for Texas
 * Shrimp Deals In Texas
 * Shrimps for Ghost
 * Tiger Shrimp (a la Mode / for Texas / LOL)

Bernie Sanders names

 * 400 Bernie Pornos
 * Austin Feels the Bern
 * Bernie Bernout LOL
 * Bernie the Ghost
 * Bronies for Sanders
 * Feminists for Bernie
 * Feel the Bern Ghost
 * Fertile Bernie
 * Ghost's Berning Up
 * Ghostnie Sanders
 * Loophole Elect Sanders
 * Phil D. Burn
 * (Sanda / Sanders) Claus
 * Sooners for Sanders
 * Spermy Uncle Bernie
 * Sugar Daddy Sanders
 * Templeton Sanders
 * Uncle Bernie's Woodshed
 * USA For Bernie

Donald Trump and Trump's Family names

 * 35 Less Trump Supporters
 * 42 Coin Down Like Melania's Kidney
 * Adolf Trumpler
 * Alarmist Trump
 * Assange First, Trump Next
 * Barron (Trump Anime (with a picture of the actual Barron Trump anime) / Went Pee Pee on TPP)
 * Capitalist R. Kelly
 * CIA (Heart Massage) for Trump
 * CIA Make Trump a Ghost
 * CIA Trumps Democracy
 * Circus Train First, Trump Train Next
 * Communist for Trump
 * Cucks for Trump
 * Deray Power Top Trump
 * Dipping With Trump
 * Divorce 1, Donald Trump Jr. 0
 * Donald Sugar Trump
 * Donald Trump for Anime
 * Donny Jr. (Divorce LOL / Future Fuhrer)
 * Erdogan For Trump
 * Forrest Trump
 * The Fourth Reich Starts Now
 * Getting Lit at Trump Tower
 * Grab Trump by the Pussy
 * Heart Attack Gun for Trump
 * Hot Deals at Trump Tower
 * ICP on Trump's Bed
 * Inside Ivanka
 * Kim-Chad Un vs. Donald Cuck
 * Kim Trump Un
 * Las Vegas Wilkes Booth
 * LGBT Trump
 * Letter for Trump (in reference to Vanessa Trump's attempted assassination)
 * MAGA Thrown Under the Omnibus
 * Male-ania
 * Melting Tower of Friendship
 * Muslim Fudge Packers For Trump
 * North Korea for Trump
 * Number 45 With Extra Impeach
 * Pampers for Trump
 * Pickle Trump
 * The (Piss) Yellow House
 * Pissed Away Trump Coins
 * /pol/ the Trump Train
 * Prolapse Trump
 * Racists for Trump
 * Retarded Number 45
 * R.I.P. Trumpcare
 * Ronald McDonald Trump
 * Spread it Around Like Fire in Trump Tower
 * Soros 1,000,000, Trump 0
 * Soros Controls Trump
 * Spencer 1, Trump 0
 * Superpredator for Trump
 * Supreme Court 1, Ivanka 0
 * Take a Leak on CNN
 * Taking a Trump Dump
 * Time to Impeach Trump
 * Totalitarian Trump
 * (I Need) TPP for my Bunghole
 * (Trickle-Down/Tinkle-Down) Economics
 * Trump 1, Internet 0
 * Trump Deports Asho
 * Trump Equals First Sexist Prez
 * Trump Equals Whizzmaster 3000
 * Trump FEMA Overseer
 * Trump for Gooch
 * Trump (is a) Hambone
 * Trump Funding is Next
 * Trump is the Leaker
 * Trump Leaks on Oroville
 * Trump Likes Cookie
 * Trump Loses, Pence Wins
 * Trump Lost Debate
 * Trump Lost LOL
 * Trump Magic Short Bus
 * Trump Makes Anime Real
 * Trump Must Man a Fort
 * Trump Photo Op Louisiana
 * Trump The Lump
 * Trump Palin 16
 * Trump Plus Cain Equals Rape Train
 * Trump Pump and Dump
 * Trump Rigged It
 * Trump Rigged the Election
 * Trump Shills for Cucks
 * Trump Took a WikiLeak
 * Trump Tower (Weiner Roast / Went Down by 911% / 750 Degrees Higher)
 * Trump Under Jew Control
 * Trump Urinal Cake Curator / Trump's Urinal Cake
 * Trump Wall Catapult
 * The Trump Who Spied Me
 * Trump Will Pay - /pol/ is on its Way
 * Trump's (Coke Stash / Easy D / Glass Factory / Lemonade Stand / Magic Short Bus / Midas Touch / Russian Water / Pacific Piss / TPP Pee Pee)
 * Trump's Yellow (Smile / Mustard)
 * Up in Smoke Trump Tower
 * Vanessa Trump has Powdered Hair
 * Vladimir For Trump
 * White House Lemonade
 * White House Bed Equals Yellow
 * White House Watersports
 * Woodchipper For Trump
 * Yellow Brick in Trump's Wall

Hillary Clinton names

 * Capitalist for Hillary
 * Clinton Croaks, No Prez
 * Cubs Equal Hillary Shills
 * Cucks For Clinton
 * Happy Birthday Hillary
 * Hillary And The Shakes
 * Hillary Autograph Sale
 * Hillary Clinton Coin ("Does it magically get erased once you buy it?")
 * Hillary Did Nothing Wrong
 * Hillary for Ohio
 * Hillary in Jail Equals Biden
 * Hillary is Fine
 * Hillary's Little Seizures
 * Hillary Will Win
 * Hillary Wins Recount LOL
 * Horny for Hillary
 * Mom Made me Vote Hillary
 * Obama Rigging for Hillary

George Soros names

 * Appraise Open Society
 * DHS Hired by Soros
 * Pray to Soros Now
 * Saint Soros
 * Soros Apprentice
 * Soros Brand Showers
 * Soros Christmas Heart Attack LOL
 * Soros Did Nothing Wrong
 * Soros for President
 * Soros is a Good Guy
 * Soros Owns Gaming
 * The Soros Quantum Fund

United States names

 * 2012 USA Default
 * Canadia Owns US
 * Comey Equals American Hero
 * Flex Nuts At USA
 * Hope USA Defaults
 * I Want U.S.A. Default
 * James Comey American Hero
 * Jean Claude Junkyard America
 * Junkyard America 2017
 * Kill the Bald Eagle
 * LOL If U.S.A. Defaults
 * Obama 1, America 0
 * Obama 10,000 USA 0
 * Obama 3, USA 0
 * Paul Ryan American Hero
 * Poor Old USA
 * Pray For (U.S.(A.)) Default
 * Pray U.S. Defaults
 * Socialist USA
 * Spit on America
 * Syria for U.S. Statehood
 * Ungrateful Colonists
 * The United States of Autists
 * Upside Down U.S. Flag
 * U.S. Cucked by Iran
 * U.S. Pig Farm Pageant
 * USA Will Default

Names Directed at Ghost, #-M

 * 1 Cup 2 Ghosts
 * 1 Year of (Wasted Air Time / Alcoholic Rambling)
 * 1 2 Your Show, 3 4 Sucks Hardcore
 * $15/hour at the Warehouse
 * 10 Autistic Years Really Paid Off
 * 10 Bureaucratic Years
 * 10 Episodes over 500
 * 10 (Nutty / Tinfoil) Episodes
 * 10 Quality Tard Entertainment Years Since 2008
 * 10 Years as a CIA Agent
 * 10 Years of (Autism / Cain Cucking and Trump Sucking / Impersonating Alex Jones / Tard Entertainment LOL / Tears)
 * 100 Ounce Fruitbar
 * 1220 Hours of Alex Jones
 * 1300 Hours of (BS / Boring)
 * 1400 Hours for Nothing
 * 1700 Hours Wasted
 * 2 Men 1 Goat
 * 2 Cans 1 Ghost
 * 2 Hour Coonathon
 * 2 Hours of (Alex Jones Jr. / Anxiety / Brown Nosers / NWO Shilling / Sleep / Sucking Up to Soros /Trump Sucking)
 * (2 / 3 / 4) Hour Waste of Time
 * 2 Years Since Alex Jones Blew a Fart
 * 200 Dead Retards
 * 200 Episodes of Crap
 * 200/202 Episodes of Racism
 * 200 Hours Waste of Time
 * 200 Shows Wasted
 * 250 Bucks Less Manly
 * 250 Dollar (Busted Belt / Spanking)
 * 272 Shitty Episodes
 * 282 Days Spewing Lies
 * 3 Foot Ghost
 * 3 Hour Snorefest
 * 3 Hours, 2 Cucks, 0 Talent
 * 300 12-Packs Wasted
 * 300 Days of Liberalism
 * 300 Episodes of (Charlie / Lies / Misery)
 * 300 Tinfoil Hat Rolls Used
 * 300 Wasted Days
 * 350 Soros Ads
 * 356 Hillary Ads
 * 4 Year Rage Quit
 * 4 Years of (Alex Jones Jr / Crap / Fail / Racism / Shitty Radio)
 * $4.99 for a Chatroom Ran By a Midget
 * $4.99 to Chill With a CIA Member
 * 400 Dollars EBay Cans
 * 420 Blaze it Ghost
 * 420 Ghost Raid
 * 50 Shades of (Ghost / Cupcakes)
 * 500 Cupcake Affairs
 * 500 Soros Shillsodes
 * 560 Episodes, Zero Talent
 * 561 of Diet Info Wars
 * 600 (Episodes of) Dog Turds
 * 600 Shows of Sucking
 * 600 Wasted Hours / 600 Hours of Wasted Time
 * 6'2 Sack of Shit
 * 7 Year Waste of Time
 * 73,650 Minutes of Bored
 * 8 Years of Crap
 * A Melting Pot of Bigotry
 * ADL Is Watching You, Ghost
 * Adolf Ghostler (Jr.)
 * Ad(vert)s For Ghost
 * Adultery (By Cupcakes / in a Wheelchair)
 * African American Ghost
 * Alaho Ghostie
 * Alex First, Ghost Next / Alex First, Bill Second, Ghost Last
 * Alex Jones (Didn't Hide for 5 Years / Ripoff / Taking your Bronies)
 * Alexandria Ocasio-Ghostez
 * Aliens Abducted Ghost
 * All Schlongheads Aimed At Ghost
 * Allah Ghostbar
 * The Amazing Disappearing Ghost
 * American Moocher
 * The Amazing 2 Foot Texan
 * Anal Loser Ghost
 * Anders Ghostvik
 * And He's Green
 * Anger Issues Equals Autism
 * Angry Racist
 * Anime Capitalist
 * Anime for Ghost
 * Anime is Just a TV Show
 * Anime Valentine Cards
 * Antifa Raid Ghost
 * Anxiety for Ghost
 * 12 Step Handicap
 * Archie Bunker Ghost
 * Ariel Ghostro
 * Asperger's Next Step in Human Evolution
 * Assange First, Ghost Next
 * Assassinate Ghost and G
 * The Autistic Capitalist
 * Autistic Lego Adventure
 * Autistics For Ghost
 * Autograph (Bonfire / Cuckathon / En Fuego / Merchant)
 * Ayatollah Ghostmeini
 * Baby Boomer Ghost
 * Baby Killing Ghost
 * Back Pain for TCR
 * Bacon Sandwich Deep Throat
 * Bad Dragon For Ghost
 * The Badass of Welfare
 * Badass of Bureaucrats
 * Ballas For Ghost
 * Baked By Neighborly Love
 * Banana Boat Goat
 * Barack (Ghostbama / Oghosta)
 * Bareback Ghost
 * Beat Engi's Ass (, Ghost)
 * Bebo Steaks for Ghost
 * Beer Can Holocaust
 * Beer Can Homocaust (in reference to the Orlando massacre)
 * Belter Skelter
 * Ben Shapiro vs. Ghost
 * Benito Ghostilini
 * Bend Over Ghost
 * Benzos for Ghost
 * Bernie The Ghost
 * Best Failtroll Equals Ghost
 * Big Crying Baby Ghost
 * Biggest Fruit Up
 * Bitch-Ass Ghost
 * Bill Maher Ghost
 * Black Production Notes
 * Blockhead Ghost
 * Blue Balls Ghost
 * Bohemian Ghost
 * Boko Haram for Ghost
 * Bootleg InfoWars / Ghost is a Bootleg of InfoWars
 * Boring Ghost
 * Boss Nigger
 * Boycott Sober Ghost
 * Breadline Ghost
 * Breitbart Works Seven Days a Week
 * Brokebelt Mountain
 * Broken Wagon
 * BronyNetwork 1, Ghost 0
 * BTR (2 / 9), Ghost 0
 * BTR (Assange'd / Demonetized / Trumped / Gag Order for) Ghost
 * BTR Can Smasher
 * BTR First, Paltalk Next
 * BTR Killed the Hambone Star (Ghost cans.wav'd after he dropped his microphone)
 * BTR Killed the TCR Host
 * BTR Losing the Talent, Thanks Ghost
 * BTR Show Demonitized
 * BTR Well Went Dry
 * Buddhist Ghost
 * Burn Ghost's V-Day Card
 * Burn Victim Ghost
 * Bureau Ghost Welfare
 * Bureaucrat Ghost
 * Bureaucrats (of Barrel Roll / on 6th Street
 * Butthurt Patty Ghost
 * Buy Paw Prints Now
 * Buzz (Albin / Ghosdin)
 * Bye Ghosticia
 * Caitlyn Jenner For Ghost / Caitlyn Ghostler / Ghostlyn Jenner
 * Canadian Ghostie
 * Cancer Equals Ghost
 * Can Attack
 * Can I Have Five Bucks Ghost?
 * Can We Get a Major Fap
 * Candy Apple Capitalist
 * Canned Fingers For Dogs
 * Cans Dot Wav
 * Cans Lives Matter
 * Capitalist Army Equals InfoWars Pump 'n' Dump Division
 * Capitalist Can (Hoarder / Smasher)
 * Capitalist Candy Apple
 * Capitalist Clone
 * Capitalist Faggotry
 * Capitalist for ISIS
 * The Capitalist Prince of Darkness (with a picture of George Soros as the avatar)
 * Capitalizing on Racism
 * Care Bearies For Ghost
 * Casey Ghostat
 * Cats For Ghost
 * Cease And (Assist / Desist, Ghost)
 * Censor TCR
 * Chalk Ghost's House
 * Charles Ghostman
 * Charred Fat Ghost
 * Chatroom Sharia Law (in Effect)
 * Cheers to 560 Radio Moscow
 * Cheeseheads for Ghost
 * Cheeto Fingers
 * Chocolate for Ghost
 * Chopper 1, Ghost 0
 * Chopper Based Lord
 * Chopper Up Ghost
 * CIA Cupcakes (With Crack)
 * Circumcision Ghost
 * Circus Monkey Radio
 * Citizen's Arrest for Ghost
 * Cleaning Ghost's Gun
 * Cloakers for Ghost (reference to the Cloaker from PAYDAY 2)
 * Clubber Lang vs. Ghost
 * Co-Ghost
 * Coal(s) for Ghost
 * Coffee (For Ghost / Hipster)
 * Colin Ghosternick (this caused Ghost to bite his tongue and rage hard as a result)
 * Comey 2, Ghost 0
 * Contest Will Be Rigged (this led to cans.wav when Ghost saw that Mr. Fortune Cookie was in the lead.)
 * Cookie for the Win
 * Cookie Outsell Ghost
 * Courics for Ghost
 * Cowboys Draft Quarterback Ghosty Homo
 * Crapitalist
 * Cripples For Ghost
 * Cross Dressing Ghost
 * Crunchyroll at GhostCon
 * Cuckalist
 * Cucked by (225% LOL / Cupcakes)
 * Cucks for Ghost
 * Cucumber Ghost
 * Cupcakaholic
 * The Cupcake (Affair / Will Not Divide Us)
 * Cupcakegate
 * Cupcakes First, Divorce Next
 * Cut BTR's Internet
 * Cut for Ghost
 * Cyber Attacks for TCR
 * Cyborg Ghostler
 * Dance on Ghost's Grave
 * Danny DeGhosto
 * Darth Ghostler
 * Dave the Pillow
 * David Bowie Alamo Hero
 * David Brock Shill Ghost
 * David Duke Ghost
 * David Hasselghost
 * Death Note For Ghost
 * Deflector Of Pearls
 * (Deep / Dry) Throat Ghost
 * Deep Talk Radio
 * Dennis Ghostert
 * Deport Ghost 2017
 * Deray (Infected Ghost / McGhostler)
 * Diabetic Cupcakes
 * Dibs for Ghost's Kidneys
 * Die Ghost, Die
 * Digivolve Ghost
 * Divorce Cupcakes
 * DJ Ghostar
 * Dr. FrankenGhost
 * Do a Ghost Check on Ghost
 * Do It Again, BTR
 * Don't Make It (5/10) Years
 * Don Vito Ghost
 * Dragonborn Ghost
 * Drone Strike for TCR
 * Drones (for Hambones / over San Antonio)
 * Duke Nukem vs. Ghost
 * E3 Is More Important Than An Old Coot Reading Drudge
 * Easter Bunny Ghost
 * Eat Your Veggies, Ghost
 * Eating Cupcakes Equals Divorce Papers
 * Ebenezer Ghostler
 * Ed Ghostdell
 * Egg Ghost's House
 * Electric Ghost Orchestra
 * Elijah Ghostings
 * Elliot Ghostger
 * Emperor Reptile
 * (Please) End the Show Ghost
 * Epic Fail 200
 * Esteban Ghostiano
 * Euro Trash For Ghost
 * Everything's Fine, Go Back to Sleep
 * Exiled to Fat Antonio
 * (Extreme) Rule 34 On Ghost
 * F Q Ghost
 * Face Reveal Please
 * Fake News (TCR/Radio)
 * Fascists for Ghost
 * Fast and Furious Heart Rate
 * Fat Guy, Little Goat
 * Fat Man On Ghost
 * Fed Up With Ghost
 * Fedex Will Find You, Ghost
 * Feliz Nazi Ghost
 * Feminine Ghost Voice
 * Feminist Ghost
 * Fidel (Ghostler / Ghostro)
 * Fifteen and a Half Inches
 * Fight Me at Walmart
 * Finger Treat
 * Fire Alarm Dot Wav
 * Fireworks Killed Ghost
 * First Half Hour Equals Autistic Soliloquy
 * First Hour Snoozefest
 * Fitzpatrick 1, Ghost 0
 * Five Days Until the Real Show
 * (Florida / Texas) Pandahandle
 * For Whom the Ghost Tells
 * Forever Hambone
 * Forrest Gump Ghost
 * Fountain Lady Fantasy
 * Fourth of July Anxiety Day
 * Fouseytube Ghost
 * Fox Ghostler
 * (Fox News / CNN / MSNBC) For Ghost
 * Fragile Emotions Ghost
 * Freddie Mercury Banged Ghost
 * A Frosty X-Mas For Ghost
 * Fruit Loops Ghost
 * Fruitbowl Ghost
 * Fruitcakes for Ghost
 * Fruity Ass (Capitalist / Ghost)
 * Fruity Music Buyer
 * Fuhrer Ghost
 * Gandhi Nukes Ghost
 * Garbage Man Ghost
 * Gas Chambers For Ghost
 * Gay For Ghost
 * Gay Dogs for Ghost
 * Genderfluids for Ghost
 * Get 'Em Out/Get 'Em Off
 * Get Outta Here Stalker
 * Ghetto Capitalism For Life
 * (The) Ghetto Ghost
 * Ghostcare
 * Ghost's a Parody of Alex Jones
 * Ghost's Bar Got Mateened
 * Ghost's Bar got Napalmed
 * Ghost's Bizarre Adventure
 * Ghost's Boy Robinson Can't Mossad Al-Assad
 * Ghost's Caretaker
 * Ghost's Cuck Shed
 * Ghost's Cupcakes
 * Ghost's Dad is Jeff Mangum (also a subtle reference to the "Ghost's Mom is Anne Frank" joke, in that Anne Frank is the subject of several of Mangum's songs)
 * Ghost's Epilepsy
 * Ghost's Empty Cans
 * Ghost's False False Flag
 * Ghost's Gay (Lover / Valentine)
 * Ghost's House of Cans
 * Ghost's Little Red Book
 * Ghost's Missing Eye
 * Ghost's Mom is Anne Frank
 * Ghost's Oscar for the Biggest Hambone
 * Ghost's Pencil = Wife Situation Explained
 * Ghost's Poz-hole Chatroom
 * Ghost's Russian Bride
 * Ghost's Senpai
 * Ghost's Six Month Sentence
 * Ghost's Small Johnson
 * Ghost's Suicide Pact
 * Ghost's Swear Jar
 * Ghost's Taxes = My EBT
 * Ghost's Tiny Bladder
 * Ghost's Tracking Number
 * Ghost's Vibrator
 * Ghost 0, Squirrel 1
 * Ghost 3:16
 * Ghost Abuses (Cans / Engineer / His Son)
 * Ghost Angry He Got AIDS
 * Ghost a Juggalo for Life
 * Ghost Ain't Crap
 * Ghost and (Al-Qaeda / Milo)
 * Ghost Anthony
 * Ghost Anti-Brexit
 * Ghost Appreciates Carrie Lutz Stealing His BTR Ad Revenue
 * Ghost Arab Spring Scene
 * Ghost Ate Tokyo
 * Ghost Avatar Xmas Sweater
 * Ghost B. Madoff
 * Ghost B. Spencer
 * Ghost Back From the Dead
 * Ghost Ballot Stuffed
 * Ghost Beat Up By a Pony
 * Ghost Beats his Virtual Wife
 * Ghost Beats Me
 * Ghost Benoit
 * Ghost Betrayed Ghost
 * Ghost Biggest Sellout
 * Ghost Blackface
 * Ghost Blind as a Bat
 * Ghost Bought Optimism
 * Ghost Breeds Cans
 * Ghost Brick Martyr Biz
 * Ghost Brony (Confirmed / Sellout)
 * Ghost Bullies (The Engineer / Autistics)
 * Ghost(ler) Busters
 * Ghost Buys Chinese Beer Cans
 * Ghost Bought Gay Bar to Service Gloryholes
 * Ghost Can't (Aim / Read / Say Harbinger / Spell HIV / Wrestle)
 * Ghost Caretaker
 * Ghost Cat
 * Ghost-chan
 * Ghost Cheated With a Love Muffin
 * Ghost Cheats on Monopoly
 * Ghost Choking on (Aussie Sausage / Meat)
 * Ghost Claus
 * (The) Ghost Crime Family
 * Ghost Dawson
 * Ghost (Did) 9/11
 * Ghost Defends Noob
 * Ghost Did Rwanda
 * Ghost Does Not Know De Whey
 * Ghost Dot (Market Condoms / Retard)
 * Ghost Double Dipped by Squirrels
 * Ghost Down Low Brother Story
 * Ghost DNC'd the Ghosties
 * Ghost Drinks Mello Yello
 * Ghost Drives a (Ching Chong Car / Honda / Datsun / Model T / John Deere / Fiat)
 * Ghost Drives Like a Woman
 * Ghost Eats (Pork Butt / With Hillary)
 * Ghost Equals (Autistic Leader / Discount Alex Jones / Evil Sexist / Fake Texan / Laughable Host / Muslim Jew / Mr. Magoo / Racist / Russophobic Nazi / Squirrelly / Tard Magnet / Trump Fanboy / Trump's Rent Boy)
 * Ghost en Fuego
 * Ghost Farmitzfa
 * Ghost Fatty
 * Ghost First, Trump Next
 * Ghost Fits into Antonio
 * Ghost Fitzpatrick
 * Ghost (For/Has) Cancer
 * Ghost for (Censorship / Ghost / Lucifer / Morgue 2016 / Russia / SOPA)
 * Ghost Frank
 * Ghost Freemason
 * Ghost Full of Hot Air
 * Ghost Funded ISIS
 * Ghost Gaga / Lady Gaghost
 * Ghost Gets (Back to Work / Wiggles)
 * Ghost Ghaddafi
 * Ghost-Ghost Binks
 * (Ghost) Go Away
 * Ghost Go Suck on an Easter Egg
 * Ghost Goes to China
 * Ghost Got (Denied / Enriched / Locked Up / Silenced LOL / Screwed By VA / Spirit Cooked / the HAARPies)
 * Ghost Grand Lizard
 * Ghost Grows Fruit
 * Ghost Guevara
 * Ghost Has (A Lisp / A Gambling Problem / Autism / Can Sir / HIV Aids / No Hands / Spam Cancer / Ten Daughters / Ten Sisters / to Pay / the White Plague / Dentures)
 * Ghost in Al-Qaeda
 * Ghost in Dallas '63
 * Ghost in Inner Safe Space
 * Ghost in My Taco
 * Ghost in the Shell
 * Ghost's Inner Frankenhole
 * Ghost is 5'6"
 * Ghost is an Effin' Racist
 * Ghost is an SJW
 * Ghost is a (Bitch / Clone of Engi / Cupcake / Cutie / Dictator / Hamster / Kike / Moron / Power Ranger / Serb / Shitty Texan / Super Mutant / Trump Shill / Vegan / Vulcan / WNBA Fan / Wrestler)
 * Ghost is (a) Russian
 * Ghost is (Al Roker / Bieber / Bob Ross / Brian Williams / Burger Planet / Chaz Bono / D.B. Cooper / Eli Manning / Elliot Rodger / Eric Harris / GsLetter / Guy Fieri / Hal Turner / Joey World Tour / John Cena / Ken Bone / Matt Lauer / Michael Jackson / Mike Francesa / Obama / Oprah Winfrey / Plague's Girlfriend's Son / Rice Gum / Skip Bayless / Tim Curry / (Tim) McGraw / the Zodiac Killer)
 * Ghost is (Godzilla / Johnny Joestar / Michael Knight / Mr. Krabs / Patrick Star / Peter Griffin / Rubeus Hagrid / Santa Hambone / Sigma / Squidward / Larry Laffer / Walter White / Yosemite Sam )
 * Ghost is (Autistic / Bearish / Black / Epileptic / Goat / Kosher / Muslim / My Dad Now / NWO Reptilian / Telling Lies / Triggered / With Her)
 * Ghost is Bill (Cipher / Kristol / Hicks)
 * Ghost (is / the) Gay
 * Ghost is Gonna Get (Savaged / Waco'd)
 * Ghost (is) KGB
 * Ghost is in (Bad Shape / GTA5)
 * Ghost is My (Husbando / Daddy)
 * Ghost is on No Smoke List
 * Ghost is Off the Rails
 * Ghost is the New Coke of Alex Jones
 * Ghost J Simpson/Simpson J Ghost
 * Ghost Kaczynski
 * Ghost KGB Handler
 * Ghost Killed Conquest
 * Ghost King of Diabetics
 * Ghost KOs Bulldykes
 * Ghost Kampf
 * Ghost Lanza
 * Ghost Likes (Purple Balls / Ska)
 * Ghost Limbaugh/Ghost is Rush Limbaugh
 * Ghost Lincoln Rockwell
 * Ghost Lobbying for Podesta
 * Ghost Lost His Gun
 * Ghost Loves (Arab Money / Bagels / Blueblood / Fluttershy / Meat Locker / Omega Man / Smurfs / Sooners / Spam / Star Trek / Stormy Daniels / Veggie Tales)
 * Ghost Made Me (Poor / Shoot Em)
 * Ghost Made News
 * Ghost Magic Underwear
 * Ghost Marries Cupcake
 * Ghost Marshall Davis
 * Ghost Mating Season
 * Ghost McAfee
 * Ghost McCain / John McGhost
 * Ghost McGowan
 * Ghost McTardner
 * Ghost McVeigh
 * Ghost Makes Ghost a Happy Boy
 * Ghost Meme
 * Ghost Mental Case
 * Ghost Midget Honda
 * Ghost Needs a (Coffee / Friend / Keg / Panda)
 * Ghost Nippleless
 * Ghost Nye (the Science Guy)
 * Ghost of Ghost's (Mommy (angered Ghost due to it being a picture of Anne Frank) / Sibling)
 * Ghost of Kony
 * Ghost off (Air Soon / His Meds)
 * Ghost on (Craigslist / EBT / Grindr / Late Night TV / Life Support / No Tweet List)
 * Ghost Only Cares for Money
 * Ghost Outsold Again
 * Ghost Pardons the Short Bus
 * Ghost Paid (by the Patriots / Off by Russians)
 * Ghost/Palin 2020
 * Ghost Picks Up Pennies
 * Ghost Plays (Overwatch / the Sims)
 * Ghost Plump Ass
 * Ghost Pocket Toys Fit Ladyboys (misread)
 * Ghost Poisoning Youth
 * Ghost Poked Eye
 * Ghost Pooplatics
 * Ghost Poopy Time
 * Ghost Power-Tops Deray / Deray Power-Topped Ghost
 * Ghost Prohibition
 * Ghost Put on No Talk List
 * Ghost Raised by Single Mom
 * Ghost Real Estate
 * Ghost Rigged the Sales
 * Ghost Remixers
 * Ghost Robbed Kim
 * Ghost Ruined my Life
 * Ghost Runs out of Breath
 * Ghost Scam Realtor (with a broken-down house in the avatar)
 * Ghost Scams Workers
 * Ghost Scissors Aces
 * Ghost Shut Down Government
 * Ghost SMD
 * Ghost Simmons
 * Ghost Six Feet Underground
 * Ghost Sixth Street Jihad
 * Ghost (Truly) Sold Out
 * Ghost Soros / Ghostlex Soros
 * Ghost Spacey
 * Ghost Speech Police
 * Ghost Squats at Alamo
 * Ghost Stole My EBT
 * Ghost Stop Crying
 * Ghost Has Inner Circle Slaves
 * Ghost Supported NAFTA
 * Ghost Swallows
 * Ghost Swipes (Autograph / EBT)
 * Ghost the (Carpet Bagger / Clown / Gonk / Grinch / Ho Ho / Hindu / Jew / Lazy Hippo / Loli King / Midget / Poor Old Man / Ripoff / Russian [Spy] / Snake Tamer / Toys R Us Kid / United States Postal Service Terrorist / Virgin)
 * Ghost to the Choppa! (in reference to a chopper that was flying around Ghost's house)
 * Ghost Too (Dumb to Capitalize on His Own Show / Retarded to get Hyde (misread)
 * Ghost Toilet Roll / Ghost Poop Paper
 * Ghost Touhou
 * Ghost Voted (Illegally / a Lost Cause)
 * Ghost vs. (Autism Awareness Month / Aquaman / Trump)
 * Ghost Walks on the Moon
 * Ghost Wanna Cracker
 * Ghost Wax Museum
 * Ghost Watches (Porn / Johnny Test)
 * Ghost Went to FyreFest
 * Ghost Wheelchair
 * Ghost Will (Die in 2017 / Eat Crow / Not Divide Us)
 * Ghost World Tour
 * Ghost Wrestles Cans
 * Ghost x Boogie
 * Ghost x Engineer
 * Ghostadine Dohrn
 * Ghostahontas
 * Ghostall Dunning
 * Ghost(ary) Clinton
 * Ghostapo Officer
 * Ghostback Mountain
 * Ghoster Holt
 * Ghostie Madoff
 * Ghostie-poo
 * Ghostman Sachs
 * Ghostpac
 * Ghostray
 * Ghostian (Castro / Weston Chandler)
 * Ghostama bin Laden
 * Ghosts of Christmas Past
 * Ghosty (Day Care / Saville / Sanders / Santorum / the Clown / Wrestling)
 * Ghostbert Mugabe
 * Ghostef (Erdogan / Fritzl)
 * Ghostela Merkel
 * Ghosteki Tojo
 * Ghosten SS
 * Ghostendo Switch
 * Ghosteph (Kony / Stalin)
 * Ghosterson Cooper
 * Ghostford Brimley
 * Ghostial Justice Warrior
 * Ghostica Lewinsky
 * Ghostimir (Ghostin/Lenin)
 * Ghostique Mateen
 * Ghostiplier
 * Ghostler Bilderberg
 * Ghostler's (Baked Goods / FEMA Camp / Gas Bill / Tantrum)
 * Ghostler in Munich
 * Ghostler in Silk
 * Ghostler the (Beaver / Underground)
 * Ghostler Youth (Boy Scouts / for Allah)
 * Ghostlexander Dugin
 * Ghostonic Plague
 * Ghostrey Dahmer
 * Ghostuck Todd
 * Ghostzilla
 * Gifts for Ghost
 * Girly Ghost
 * Give Ghost a (Boyfriend / Medal)
 * Give Me (Fapitalism / My Balloon Ghost)
 * Give Your Dog a Treat
 * Glenn Beck Ghost
 * Globalist Pothead
 * Goat (is Greatest Villain / Loves Fishsticks / Weiner)
 * Goatse Politics
 * Go Go Hambone Ranger
 * Go-Go Gadget (Cans / Hambone / Napalm)
 * Godzilla's Betraying You (led to a rant about emotional people, which eventually led to cans.wav)
 * Goliad First, Ghost Next
 * Grand Dragon (Ghost)
 * Grannies for Ghost
 * Grinchie Ghost
 * Grove Street for Ghost
 * Grown Man Plays With His Legos LOL
 * Guess the Racist
 * Gyros For Ghost
 * Hack Ghost Now CIA
 * Hambone (and Proud / Burglar / Coin / Depression / Dog Treat / Ghost / Hot Dogs / Hurricane / Jesus / Platinum / Power / Ranger)
 * Hambone-Sized Belts - 250 Bucks
 * Hambones (for Ghost / on Sam)
 * HAARPies for Ghost
 * HAARPing my Mellow
 * Happy (B-Day / Lover / Panda Day) Ghost
 * Harvey Ghostein
 * Having an Affair with Cupcakes
 * He's Boss Ghostler
 * Hearse for Ghost
 * Heart Attacks for Ghost
 * Helicopter Rides Over Ghost's House
 * Hemorrhoids For Ghost
 * Henry Ghostinger/Ghost Kissinger
 * High Pressure Radio
 * Hillary 1, BTR 0
 * (Hillary) Wet Works for Ghost
 * Hispanic Midgets
 * Hoboken First, San Antonio Next
 * Hot-Headed Ghost
 * Homesick Ghost
 * Honkies For Ghost
 * Hope Ghost Drowns LOL
 * Hot Shots for Ghost
 * Houdini Hambone
 * Hourglass Ghost
 * Hugs For Ghost
 * Hugs For Poor Ghosty
 * Hungry Hungry Hambones
 * Hurricane (Ghostina / Ghostler)
 * Hurry Up with Chatrooms
 * I Cocked Ghost's Gun
 * I Don't Want Your Pearls
 * I Fap to Gays
 * I Get Down to Ghost
 * I Hate Ghost
 * I Hope Ghost Dies
 * I Juggle Midgets
 * I Love Cupcakes
 * I Love My Hambones
 * I Miss Classic Ghost
 * I Saw Ghost at a Bar
 * I Shot Ghost's Dog
 * I Squared Ghost's Compass
 * I Tell Ghost What To Do
 * I Want Ghost Dead
 * I Want Tyrone's Autograph
 * If Ban, We Raid
 * If He Gives Those Cans
 * I'll Pay For Ghost
 * I'll See You in 4 Years Ghost
 * I'm Deflecting Pearls Here
 * I'm a Diabetic
 * I'm a Drunk Frat Boy
 * I'm a Lizard
 * I'm Feeling Black Today
 * I'm Johnny Brennan
 * I'm John(ny) Conquest
 * I'm Not Saying That / I Ain't Gonna Say That
 * I'm Shape Shifting/Shifter
 * In Before (Ghost's 3rd Hiatus / Mad Ghost)
 * Ice Ghostseidon
 * Indiana Ghost
 * Inner Ghostapo
 * Inspector (Ghost / Hambone)
 * ISPs First, Ghost Next
 * It's Okay When I Meddle in Foreign Elections (in reference to Operation Spilt Vodka)
 * It's Time to Stop, Ghost
 * Jabba the Ghost
 * Jack From The Past
 * Jacking off with Ghost
 * Jahootie Capitalist
 * Jason Poole Buyout TCR
 * Jelly Of Stern
 * Joe Ghosterno
 * JIDF Shut Down TCR
 * Jihadi John Conquest
 * Jimmy Made Ghost Emo
 * John Conquest (Cameron / is Ghost / On Ghost) / John Cumquest
 * John Ghostesta / Ghost Podesta
 * John Ghostich
 * John Ghostley Jr.
 * Johnnie (Jihad Blue / Walker Refugee) Label
 * Johnny Brennan (GF)
 * Johnny B. Ghost
 * Johnny Choker
 * Johnny O. Ghost
 * Joseph Ghostlin
 * Juggalo(s For) Ghost / Juggalos Unite
 * Just Give Her a Hambone
 * Justin TruGhost
 * Just Shout Hambone
 * Kasich for Ghost
 * Keep Srsfags off Troll Show
 * Kidney Stones for Ghost
 * Kids/KISS Lunchboxes for Ghost
 * Kim Jong (Il) Ghost
 * Kill Ghost for Ending the Show
 * King of (Hypocrisy / the Paddle)
 * Kony Politics
 * Labor for Ghost in Korea
 * Lamestream TCR
 * Lauer 1st, Ghost Next
 * Leave BTR, Ghost
 * Leave Milo Alone, Ghost
 * Lee Harvey Ghost
 * Leftist Ghost
 * Leisure Suit Ghosty
 * Lemon Party For Ghost
 * Let Colbert Host TCR
 * Let's Bake Ghost
 * LGBTCR
 * Life Alert For Ghost
 * Limp Wrist Ghost
 * Lion Guardians For Ghost
 * Listening Device Inside Cupcake
 * The Little Merghost
 * Lobotomized Ghost
 * (LOL) Ghost is a Racist
 * Lord Ghost Vader
 * Lost Soul Ghost
 * Lucian 1, Ghost 0
 * Marshing My Hello
 * Mad Cow For Ghost
 * Mah Kids
 * Make Ghost Quit 2017
 * Man Flu for Ghost
 * Manafort First, Ghost Next
 * Mao Zeghost
 * Mark Ghostberg
 * Market Snorefest
 * Markets = Good 1 Hour Nap
 * Markets Equals (Sleep / Anime / Rick and Morty) Time
 * Markighostler
 * McGhostlerNuggets
 * Meat Gazer Ghost
 * Mecha Ghostzilla
 * Melting Pot of (Racist / Shit)
 * Meme Ghost into the Big House
 * Member Berries for Ghost
 * Merry Christmas Ghost
 * Merry Ghostmas
 * Mexican Ghost
 * Midget Ghost
 * Midgets for Ghost
 * Michael J. Fox And The (Hambones/Shakes)
 * Mighty Smack
 * Mining Ghost for Cans
 * Mitch McGhostell
 * Moammar Ghostaffi
 * Moist Ghosties
 * Moisty Ghosty
 * Mom's (On / At) (Sixth Street/TGIF)
 * Moonman For Ghost
 * Moore Dentures for Ghost
 * More Fuel for ADL
 * More Hillary Ads Please
 * More Soundboards/YouTube Vids
 * Mostly Hamless
 * Mother Figure Ghost
 * Mountain Dew For Ghost
 * Mountain Goat
 * Move to Florida, Ghost
 * Mr. (4chan Cookie / Hambone / Optimistic)
 * Mr. Optimism (1, Ghost 0 / Outsold Ghost)
 * Muh (False Flag / Production Notes)
 * Mush Jobs for Ghost
 * My Computer Got Double-Dipped
 * My Missing Teeth
 * My Mom Touched Ghost's Gun
 * My Pet Ghost

Names Directed at Ghost, N-Z

 * N64s For Ghost
 * Nail Ghost on a Wooden Cross
 * NASA Ghostbusters
 * Nazi Ghost
 * Nevermore Ghost
 * New Day, Same Production Notes
 * Newfag Protest
 * Newt Ghostrich
 * Nickelback Dips Ghost
 * No (Awards / Corn / DHS Revenge / Golden [Mic / Ticket] / Guns / Laughing Gas / Pets / Women) for Ghost
 * (No) Fruitcake For Ghost
 * No Gifts For Ghost (LOL)
 * No One Cares About the Markets
 * No-Show Ghost
 * No, You Shut Up Ghost
 * Nosebleed First, RIP Next
 * Nosebleed LOL
 * #NotMyHost
 * November 9th (Bye Bye TCR / Death of TCR)
 * NSA Follow For Ghost
 * NWO (Ghost / Shill)
 * NWO Shill Guy Was Right
 * Obama PC
 * Obamabar
 * Occupiers For Ghost
 * Occupy TCR
 * Off Keester Radio
 * Oil Drinking Ghost
 * Old Crooked Ghost
 * Open Chat Hambone
 * Operation Spilled (Jane Walker / Beer Cans)
 * Orphan Ghost
 * Outdone By a Tard
 * Over the Hill Ghostler
 * Oy Vey Shut TCR Down
 * Package for Ghost (in reference to the Austin bombings)
 * P-p-p-p-p-porky Ghost
 * Paint Equals Best Drug
 * Pamper Police for Ghost
 * Panda (Beat Ghost's Ass / Coin / for TCR Ghost / Loves Ghost)
 * Paranoid Trump Texan
 * Party Van for Ghost
 * Paul Ghosteph Watson
 * Paul Ryan 1, Ghost 0
 * Penix 2.0 Broken Cache
 * Pewdiepie Ghost
 * Pickle Nickelback
 * Pickles for Ghost
 * Pillow Talk for Boomers
 * Pinochet (1, Ghost 0 / Coming for Ghost)
 * Piss Ghost Off
 * Placebos for Ghost
 * Play Nickelback
 * Please Buy 4chan
 * Pneumonia for Ghost
 * Poison Cupcake
 * Politics Goat
 * Poop Ghost
 * The Poor Man's Alex Jones
 * Pound Ghost's Cupcake
 * Poz-Hole Hold'em Poker
 * Poz-Trans for Ghost
 * Pray Ghost Reboots(?)
 * Prince Rigged Autographs
 * Princess Ghostia
 * Production Notes Toilet Paper
 * Prostate Exam Ghost
 * PTSD for Ghost
 * Pucker Me Up, Johnny (as in John Conquest)
 * Puckering For Deray
 * Pulling the Plug on Ghostie
 * Pulp Fiction Anime
 * Pump n' Dump Ghost for Inner Circle Slot
 * Punitive Hamages
 * Purely Psycho Sematic
 * Put Ghost on the Kids' Bus
 * Putin Coin
 * Quakers For Ghost
 * Quit This Crap LOL
 * Radicals for Ghost
 * Rage More Ghost
 * Racist is Ghost
 * Ramen Noodles For Ghost
 * Ramps For Ghost
 * Read My Name, Bitch
 * Recipes Before Autographs
 * Recount (Ghost's Autograph / Ghosties)
 * Ree I'm Pickle Soyboy
 * Reince Ghostbus
 * Reindeer Ghost
 * Reproduction Notes
 * Reptilian Ghost
 * Rhinestone Ghost
 * Richard Ghostencer
 * Ricky Downed Ghost Net
 * Rice Paper Autograph
 * Rides Ghost's JewTube
 * Ring in the Hambone
 * R.I.P. (TCR / Ghost - January 19, 2017 / BTR's Glenn Beck / The OG Alt-Right Celeb)
 * RIP Vine - BTR Next
 * Roseanne Cancelled First, Ghost Next
 * Rosie First, TCR Next
 * Rugrats For Ghost
 * Rush Limghost
 * Russell Ghostbrook
 * Russian Winter for Ghost
 * Russians Hack Ghosties
 * Samuel Anime Jackson
 * San Andronio
 * San Anholian Radio
 * San Antone Hambone Fest
 * San Hambonio (Ghost-con / Radio)
 * Sandwich 1, Ghost 0
 * Santorum For Ghost
 * Santa Ghostanna
 * Santa Molested Ghost
 * Santa Sold Ghost's Teeth
 * SAPD (1, Ghost 0 / Drone for Ghost / Didn't Finish the Job / First, APD Next for Ghost / Ghostbusters / Makes Ghost Great)
 * (Satan Is Good,) Satan Is My Pal
 * Satan 2, Ghost 0
 * Saturday Night Sexist Show
 * Savage First, Ghost Next
 * Save Our Cans
 * Scarlett Ghosthansson
 * Scientologist Ghost
 * Scolia First, Ghost Next
 * Scrooge McGhost / Ghost McDuck
 * Scuffed Silver Skull
 * Sean First, Ghost Next
 * Secret Agent Sellout
 * Sell Your Vomit
 * Selling Autographs for $30
 * Sellout (Coin Up by 59% / Ghost / on Sixth Street)
 * Sellout in Austin (induced massive rage)
 * Send Ghost to Mars
 * Senile Ghost
 * (Seriously) An Hero Ghost
 * Seth First, Ghost Next
 * Sexual Harassment Ghost
 * Shady Does It Better
 * Sharia For Ghost
 * Sharknado Vs. Ghost
 * Shawn Michaels is Ghost
 * Shill for the (Bill and) Hill
 * Shillin' at the Hospital
 * Shoot My Gun
 * Sick Broad for Ghost
 * Silence Ghost Already
 * Sirloin Swallower
 * Six Months (of Bean and Cheese / for Fountain Lady)
 * Sixth Street (Ghost Hunt / Homo)
 * Skinny Dipping for Ghost
 * Slave Apologetic TCR
 * Sleeping Through the (First Hour / Markets)
 * Slick Willy (Ghostler / Into Ghost)
 * Sliding With Destiny
 * Slime Boy(s For) Ghost
 * Slithered Away Five Years
 * Slap Me Trump
 * Slumlord Ghost
 * Smashin' Them Cans
 * Smashing Cans for Autists Since 2008
 * Smoke Up and Die Please
 * Snake Charmed Ghost
 * Soft Feminine Hands
 * Solghostleo
 * Sonic the Hambone
 * Soyboy (Ghostie / of Bear County)
 * Soliloquy Ghost
 * Soros (Owns Ghost / Please Censor TCR)
 * Space Ghost for Host
 * Spider-Man vs. Ghost
 * Spiders for Ghost
 * Spirit Cooking Radio / Spirit Food for Ghost
 * Splicing Ghost
 * Spongebobbies For Ghost / Spongies For Ghost
 * Spread It Around Like Autism
 * Spring for Ghostler
 * Squeaky Ghost
 * Squid Girl for Ghost
 * Squirrel 5,000, Ghost 0
 * Starbucks For Ghost
 * State Party for Ghost
 * Stats Are Lies
 * Stay At The YMCA
 * Steven Ghostiverse
 * Stevie Ray Equals Garbage
 * Still in San Hambonio LOL
 * Stone Cold Ghost (Austin)
 * Stop The Can Abuse
 * Stormy Daniels is the Cupcake Lady
 * Super Saiyan Ghost
 * Support Sooners
 * SWAT First, (Drones / Wetworks) Next
 * SWAT Ghost (for Ending the Show / for the Markets /Like A Fly)
 * Swatting (Fruit Fly Ghost / Up 20%)
 * Tactical Can Assault
 * Tankies For Ghost
 * Take a Xanax Ghost
 * Talentless Twat Ghost
 * Tard Handler Ghost
 * Tax Ghost 70%
 * TCR (495 on Saturday / Body Bag / Cuckathon / Cucked by Trump's FCC / Drive-Thru / Fashion Police / for Facebook Media / Hoodies / Is Fake News / OU Apparel / Paid Off By China / Paid Opposition / Participation Trophy / Radicalised Welch / Redirected to Alex Jones / SportsCenter / Terror Org / Toilet Paper Troll / Twitch Win / Used to be Good / No Talent)
 * TCR Equals (Cheap Bean and Cheese Infowars / Chinese Knockoff of Infowars / Dollar Store Infowars / Quality Tard Entertainment Since 2008 / Tinfoil BuzzFeed)
 * TCR Funded by (Soros / Towel Heads / ISIS)
 * Ted Ghostler Bundy
 * Ten Years of Mostly Spent Not Doing the Show
 * Terri Schiavo Ghost
 * Terrorist TCR
 * Tetra Hambone Cannabinol
 * Texas Aggies For Ghost
 * Text Chat (Warrior / Rogue / Wizard / Warlock / Paladin)
 * The Big Ghostowksi
 * The (Boogie / Keemstar / Pewdiepie / Chris-Chan) of BTR
 * The Boogie of San Hambonio
 * The Cans Are Fake
 * The Ghost Drone Collection
 * The Ghosterberg Group
 * The Ghoston Foundation
 * The Hambone of San Antone
 * The Hamboneator
 * The Hardest Jerking Man
 * The Hillary Who Stole BTR
 * The Infamous Two Hours Splice
 * The JCPenney of Autographs
 * The Man They Call Jerk
 * The Real Ghost
 * The TCR Tard
 * There's Already Fifty Sold
 * They Replaced Ghost
 * Things Goat Loves
 * Third Hour All Radio Graffiti
 * This is Why We Need Alt-Capitalists
 * Three Days Equals Lazier Than Ever
 * Throw Ghostie Off The Wagon
 * Tickle Me Ghostler
 * Ties For Ghost / X-mas
 * Time to End the Show Ghost
 * Tinfoil (Texan / Can Hat / Pampers / Pussy Hat / Time Bomb)
 * Toilet Paper Ghost Autograph
 * (Toilet) Water for Ghost
 * Too Manly For Ghost
 * Touch My Gun, Ghost
 * Touhou Coin
 * Touhous for Ghost (Not Plague)
 * Towelhead Ghost
 * Trading Car for Szechuan Sauce
 * Tranime
 * Trans Wrestler 1, Ghost 0
 * Transtesticle Ghost
 * Trap Boy Ghost
 * Trekkies For Ghost
 * Triggered Ghost
 * Troll Show (on Sunday Too / Over Bill O'Ghostly / Over TCR / Trumps TCR)
 * Troll Terrorist + Cyber Vermin = Win
 * Troll War Profiteer
 * Troll War IV Profiteer
 * Trolling for BTR Money
 * Trolls (336 / 342 / 354 / 361 / 500), Ghost 0
 * True (Arab [Oil / Spring / Shill] / Autistic / BDSM / Boycott / Bureaucrat / Caliphate / Can Smasher / Clintonist / Clumsy / Clownpiece / Confederate / Dead Air / Discrimination / Drinking / Dr. Phil / Eye Poke / Fake News / Heart Attack / Hentai / Kanye / Lion Guard / Meltdown / Misogyny / Narcissist / Neocon / No-Show / (El) Rato / Racist / Satanist / Scientology / Sellout / Sesame Street / Sexist / Shill / Silence / Skype-less / Stalinist / Soliloquy / Soros / Swatted / Terminator / Thirst / Tinfoil / Touhou / Traitor / Triggered / Undertale / Vomiting / Voice Crack / Welfare / Workaholic / YouTube) Radio
 * True Autistic Meltdown
 * Trump Deport Ghost
 * Trysexual Ghost
 * TSA (Lovehand) for Ghost
 * Turncoat McGhost
 * Twist Ghost's Gun
 * Twitter Cutted Ghost
 * Twitter First, Gab Next
 * Tyrone for Host
 * Unix For Ghost
 * Unmask Ghost
 * Unverify Gab, Ghost
 * Until Ghost Sleeps
 * Upstanding Jap
 * Urinal Anxiety Ghost
 * Use and Abuse Engineer
 * Use Ghost's Autograph as a Maxi Pad
 * Ungrateful TCR Host
 * Useless Nothing Ghost
 * Vampiric Ghost
 * Van Ghostholm
 * A Very Ghost X-Mas
 * Vibrated Ghost
 * Village Hambone
 * Virtual Wife for Ghost
 * Vladimir Ghostin
 * Voice Cancer
 * Walkouts for Ghost
 * Warmonger Ghost (Ghost cans.wav'd during a rant on cartoon fans after reading this name)
 * Waste of Life Ghost
 * We Are Ghostler's Youth
 * Weeaboos For Ghost
 * We're Nice Guys
 * We're Watching You, Ghost
 * Weak Pipsqueak Ghost
 * Welfare Carols for Ghost
 * Westboro Ghost
 * Wet Dreams (for / of) Ghost
 * What Turns Mr. Ghost into Mr. Happy Lithium?
 * When the Evil Trolls Attack
 * Whips From Ghost
 * The Whore Show
 * Why Does Ghost Hate
 * Why is Rosie O'Donnell on, put Engie back on the mic
 * Why is the FBI Here
 * Wife Beater Ghostler
 * WikiLeaks First, TCR Next
 * Women Hate Ghost
 * WWE Hates Ghost
 * Worst Radio Intro Today
 * Worst TCR is Ghost
 * X-Mas Goat
 * A Year Return of Hambone
 * You Are A Wizard Goat
 * You Can't Drown a Goldfish
 * You Will Not Be Missed on BTR
 * You Should Go To JewTube
 * You'll not be Missed in Austin
 * You're Giving Me Millions of Hours of Sleep
 * Your Broadcast is Dog Shit
 * YouTube First, BTR Next
 * YouTube Ghost (Baby)
 * YouTuber Ghost
 * Zazzle 1, Ghost 0

Alcoholic names

 * 10 Years of Failing Liver
 * 1200 Beer Cans Wasted
 * 300 Hours of Drunk Ramblings
 * 300 Packs of Beer Wasted
 * AA Meeting at 7PM
 * Alcohol 1, Ghost's Health 0
 * Alcohol First, (Blackout / Hangover) Next
 * Alcohol Killed the Radio Star
 * Alcoholic Ghost
 * Alcoholism is Real Work
 * (Aquafina / Everclear / Jane Walker) Second Harvest
 * Beer First, Blackout Next
 * Beers Out for Ghost
 * Buy Beer With Bitcoin
 * Buzz Lightbeer
 * Cards Plus Beer Equals Bad Combo
 * Cheers to Sobriety
 * Crypto Beer Money
 * Death to the Liver
 * Did I Drink That?
 * Drunk Ghost is Best Host
 * Duff Beer for Ghost
 * Empty Water Bottles.wav
 * German Beer for Ghostler
 * Get Ghost Drunk Again
 * Ghost Chug a Keg
 * Ghost Drinks (Light Beer / More Soy Than Alcohol / Purple Drank / Soy Scotch)
 * Ghost Drunk on Root Beer
 * Ghost is (Barney Gumble / Buzz Lightbeer)
 * Ghost Plus (Beer Equals Win / 12 Pack Equals Feels Good Man)
 * Ghost's Liver First, Heart Next
 * Ghost's Beer Will Be His Downfall
 * Ghost's Still Chugging
 * Ghost Will Always be an Alcoholic
 * HAARPing for Beer in Texas
 * Have (Another [Beer / Drink] / Some Rum), Ghost
 * I Need A Beer Right Now
 * I'm an Alcoholic
 * Johnnie Water, Oh Yeah!
 * Just One (Beer / Drink), Ghost
 * Just One More Beer
 * The Liquor is Calling
 * Liver (CirGhostis / On Ghost Market / Poisoning for Ghost)
 * Lone Star Beer
 * Look, a Wagon Wheel
 * Make Ghost (Drink / Drunk) Again
 * Miller Time for Ghost
 * Mining Whiskey Coins for Ghost
 * Mom Said Stop Drinking Dad
 * No Beer (Equals Boring TCR / for Ghost)
 * One Day Since Last Beer
 * One More Drink, Ghost
 * Operation Spilt (Beer Cans / Jane Walker)
 * Paid Shill For Beer
 * Pepsi Is Better Than Wine
 * Push Ghost Off the Wagon
 * Sober 'Cause I Saw God
 * Sober Ghost Equals Boring
 * Sobriety Ruined TCR
 * Soda = Cuck Beer
 * Stay Off the Wagon
 * Stomach First, Liver Next
 * TCR Water Filters
 * Texas Beer Glass Massacre
 * Terminate Beer Cans
 * Tinfoil Beer Can Caust
 * True Water (Filter) Radio
 * Ulcer Connoisseur
 * Wagon 1, Ghost 0
 * Whiskey Wednesday
 * The Yellow Ulcer of Texas (induced massive rage)
 * You (Abuse / Hoard) Beer Cans
 * You Stay Sober, Ghost Can't

Bald names

 * 10 Years of Being Bald & Toothless
 * 6'2" of Bald
 * 9,000% Bald
 * The Bald Host of Texas
 * The Bald Rose of Texas
 * (Bald / Balder) Ghost
 * Balder Every Friday
 * Chemotherapy Made Ghost Bald
 * Cue Ball Ghost
 * Ghost Is (Bald / Mr. Clean)
 * Ghost Stole Trump's Toupée
 * Hair Today, Ghost Tomorrow
 * (Happy) Balder Friday
 * Jewish Wig Salesman
 * Johnnie Walker Jew Label
 * Left Wig in Hanoi
 * Left Wigs (in Pozholes / at Saigon Strip Club)
 * Lost Hair in Rice Paddies
 * Mr. Clean Sponsor
 * Napalm Burned Ghost's Hair
 * No Country For Bald Ghost
 * No Taxcuts for Hairless
 * No TV & No Soy Makes Albin a Bald Boy
 * Prove You're Not Bald
 * Remember the Baldamo
 * Requiem For A Wig
 * Rogaine For Ghost
 * Soy Milk for Bald Ghost
 * Texas Slim's Dome Shine
 * Thomas Baldin
 * Wigs for Ghost the Poz-Hole

Butter names

 * Antifa Butter Crew
 * Anxious for Butter
 * Are You Okay, Buttercup
 * Butter Bombs for Ghost
 * Butter (Busted / Busting) Belt
 * Butter Churning (Albin / Ghost)
 * Butter Dollars
 * Butter (Fingers / Fingered Ghost)
 * Butter Killed the Radio Star
 * Butter Love Songs
 * Butter Me Up, Johnny
 * Butter My Lungs
 * Butter on my Shekels
 * Butter Panda
 * Butter Up Butt Boy
 * Butterball Friday
 * Butterday Night Live
 * Buttered Ghostler
 * Buttered Up (Artery / Ghost / Tinfoil)
 * (The) Butter Right
 * The Butterhood of Steel
 * The Saturday Night Butter Show
 * The Texas Butteryrs
 * Capitalist Butter Bath
 * Choking on Butter
 * The CIA Buttered Me Up
 * Deep Saturated Hambone
 * Ghost Butter Up Hambone
 * Ghost-O-Lakes Butter
 * Happy Butter Fried-Day
 * Include Butter Price
 * Inner Butter Circle
 * Land Lakes Arteries
 * Land-o-Lakes Capitalist
 * Mother of All Butter
 * Operation Spilt Butter
 * Paid Shill for Butter
 * Tigers Don't Eat Butter
 * A Tornado of Butter
 * True (Beer and) Butter Radio
 * Yellow Butter of Texas

Cripple names

 * Accessibility Texas
 * The Aquatic Wheelchair
 * Balding Cripple Poz-Hole
 * Bureaucrat Cripple
 * Can't Spell Ripple without Cripple
 * Capitalizing on Wheels
 * CIA Control Hoverround
 * Crippled Currency
 * Cripplin' Dat Mofos
 * Diapered Ghost
 * Floating Cripple
 * Four Wheels One Ghost
 * Franklin D. Ghostevelt / Ghostlin D. Roosevelt
 * Ghost Abbott
 * Ghost is Rolling
 * Ghost the Gay Cripple
 * Ghost's Grandma Got Run Over By His Wheelchair
 * Ghostopher Reeve
 * God Struck the Wrong Cripple
 * Handicapitalist
 * HAARP Crippled Ghost
 * Hoveround (Hambone Ghost / Hoveround, I Get Around / Magnet / on the Moon / Short Bus)
 * How's it Wheelin' Ghost?
 * I Invested in Cripple Coin
 * Left Legs at San Antonio's Gay Bar
 * Life Alert for Ghost
 * Lou Ghostig
 * Meals on Ghost
 * Midget on Wheels
 * My Legs Ran Away
 * Neighbor Got the Hots for Wheelchairs
 * Nine Years a Cripple
 * No Legs for Ghost
 * No Ramps on Sixth Street
 * Oscar Ghostorius
 * Polio for Ghost
 * Robot Legs Forever
 * Roller Ghostler
 * Rollin' Alcoholic
 * Rolling (Ghost Train / on 6th Street)
 * Snow Rusted Ghost's Wheelchair
 * Squirrel Hoveround
 * Stairs vs. Ghost
 * Stilts for Ghost
 * Tinfoil Cripple
 * Tiny Rolling Texan
 * Touhous Rolling for Ghost
 * Twelve-Step Handicap
 * Wheelchair (Hambone / Revolution / Wednesday / in Your Face)
 * Wheelchairs for Ghost

Double Dipping names

 * 15 Minutes of DHS Radio
 * 2 Chips 1 Cuck
 * 250 DHS Agents
 * 400 Double Dips
 * Albin and the Dipmunks
 * Agent Double Dipper
 * All (Dips / Chips) on Ghost
 * The Big Dipper
 * Chip Lives Matter
 * Chip N' Ghost
 * Chips and Dip for SAPD
 * Chips First, Ghost Next
 * Chips, Movies, Double Dips
 * DHS 1 Ghost 0
 * DHS Autograph (Next / Now)
 * DHS Best Capitalist
 * DHS Landscaping
 * DHS Made Ghost a Ghost
 * DHS Spy Chopper
 * DHS Stole Chipmas
 * The Double Butter Dip
 * The Double Dip Bitch
 * Double Dip(per) Ghost
 * Double Dipped (Candy Apple / Finger Food / TCR / Turd Sandwich / with Hillary)
 * Double Dipping (PTSD / Radio / Soros)
 * Double Dipshit
 * Double Dipster
 * Ghost Got Double Dipped
 * Ghost Lost His Chips
 * The Girl from Dipanema
 * Happy National Double Dipping Day
 * Homeland Chip 'N Dip
 * Homeland Dip Agent (induced massive rage)
 * Homeland Bar Security
 * Notorious Dip
 * Sell DHS Agent Merch
 * Texas Chip Police
 * Taco Bar Double Dip
 * Taco Tuesday Bar

Jewish Ghost names

 * 10 Years of Jewish Lies
 * 350 Days of Cucklestein
 * (420 / 500) Days of Jewish Lies
 * 499 Episodes of Jewing
 * 500 Days of Jewing
 * All Soy, No Boy Makes Ghost a Good Goy
 * Angry (Cans / Trans) Jew
 * Artoo Jewtoo
 * Auschwitz For Ghost / Ghost For Auschwitz
 * Auschwitz Took Ghost's Teeth
 * Big League Jew
 * The Blue Screen of Jewing
 * Buttered-up Shekels
 * Chatroom Equals Bad Goyim
 * Capitalism Without Jews
 * Christ Killer Ghost
 * Cock-A-Doodle-Jew
 * Cotton-Eyed Jew
 * Crypto Shekel Hoarder
 * A Day Without Shekels
 * Did I (Albin / Circumsize / Crucify / Dispense / Goyim / Jew / Judas / Oi Vey / Passover / Shekel / Sith / Yarmulke) That?
 * Dr. Shekels & Sam Hyde
 * FBI won't help you unless you're Jewish … oh, wait
 * Fruity Jew
 * (((Ghost)))
 * Ghost Best Goyim
 * Ghost Crypto Jude
 * Ghost Equals Zionist Jew
 * Ghost Good Goyim Passover
 * Ghost Feels Like A Jew
 * Ghost in the Oven
 * Ghost is (an S.J. Double-Jew / the Jew-luminati)
 * Ghost Jewing Radio Graffiti
 * Ghost of Hanukkah Present
 * Ghost Passover Party
 * Ghost Shekel (Fund / Bin)
 * Ghost Sold Christmas to the Jews
 * Ghost's (Internal Nazi Jewish Revolution / Shekel Coins)
 * Ghostler (Jew Train / Shekelstein)
 * Ghostler on the Roof
 * Ghost's Shekels
 * Gotta Jew Fast
 * Hambones for Hannukah
 * Han Shlomo
 * Hanukkah For Ghost
 * (Harvey / Thomo) Albinstein
 * Hitler + Sean Spicer = The Oy Vey Crusaders
 * I Am Jewish
 * The Internal Oy Vey, Oy Vey
 * The Jew and Tard Show
 * The Jew Got Jewed By BTR
 * The Jew Who Couldn't Chew
 * The Jew Line That Couldn't Jew (induced massive rage)
 * Jew Capitalist Radio
 * Jew Dun Goofed
 * Jew Gotta Be Kidding Me
 * Jew Goldstein
 * Jew Nose Ghost
 * Jew Tube (Got Cucked / is a Real Site / Radio)
 * Jewathon Ghostler
 * Jewbacca
 * Jewcoin Worth 6,000,000 Shekels
 * Jewhootie (Sellout / Shekelstein)
 * Jewing Up (Gab / for Radio Graffiti)
 * Jewish (Adultery / Hambone / Wig Salesman)
 * Jews Suing TCR
 * John Conquitz
 * Johnnie Walker Jew Label
 * Lord of Shekels
 * Look What I Jewed
 * May the Force Be With Jew
 * More Jew Music
 * Mountain Jew
 * My Jew Nose Sniffing out Radio Graffiti
 * Nickelberg Radio
 * Noseberg the Jew-Jew Matzah
 * One Squirrel, Ghost's Wallet 5,000 Shekels
 * Oy Vey I'm Ghost
 * Oops, I Jewed It Again
 * Pass the Shekel Over
 * Pew Pew Pew, I'm King Jew (induced massive rage)
 * Rabbi Ghost
 * Radio Graffiti Jew Session
 * Sam Jewston
 * Shekel Sentai Jew Ranger
 * Shekelstein Ghostberg
 * Soilent Goy
 * Support the Jew and Subscribe
 * The Jew Walk
 * Tinfoil for Shekels
 * Tip the Jew to Continue
 * True Jew Radio
 * The U.S. of Shekels
 * Wall Street 1, JewTube 0
 * I Wish, I Wish I Wasn't Jewish
 * The Yellow Jew of Texas

Thomas Albin names

 * 10 Years of Albin Autistic Temper Tantrum
 * The Abominable Albin
 * Albin Anonymous
 * The Albin Cake Affair
 * Albin Claus (Got Stuck in the Chimney)
 * Albin Father of Three
 * Albin Franken
 * Albin Gives Up Valentines for Lent
 * Albin in a Trash Bin (induced massive rage and caused Ghost to almost rage quit)
 * Albin is an Actor
 * Albin the Science Guy
 * Albin's Divorce Cakes
 * Albinomics = Jew Capitalism
 * Albixander Dugin
 * Antonio Lopez de Santa Albin
 * Barack Albina
 * Come Over Here and Sit on My Albin
 * Creepy Uncle Albin
 * Don't Al My Bin Hole (Misread as 'Don't A.I. My Bin Hole')
 * Don't Talk to Me Unless I Cuck My Albin
 * Fat Albin and the (Short Bus / Hambone / Wheelchair) Kids
 * Fatty Albinickle
 * Frank Marshall Albin
 * Gomer Pylebin
 * Gumjob from Albin
 * Hogg First, Albin Next
 * I'm Pure Albin (ironically enough, this was moments after Ghost went off on him being "pure alpha")
 * Lee Harvey Albin
 * My Little Albin
 * MLP for Thomas Albin
 * Neil DeAlbin Tyson
 * Never Go Full Albin
 * Odd Sucked Albin
 * Osama Bin Albin
 * Pickle Albin
 * Prince Albin
 * Quoth the Albin: Never More
 * Remember the Albin-mo
 * Ronald McAlbin
 * Tardraging Like Albin
 * Thomas Albino
 * Thomas Harris and Albin Klebold
 * Thomas the Tank Albin / Albin the Tank Engine
 * Turned Left at Albinquerque
 * Two Days Albin Keller

Merchandise requests

 * Buying Kebab Merch for Radio Graffiti Comeback
 * Furry Merch (Next / When)
 * I Buy Animerch
 * Overnight Touhou Merch
 * Pokémon Merch When
 * Sell Autism Merch
 * Sell (Coffee / Liver / Water) Filter Merch
 * Sell Cosplay Merch
 * Sell Deep State Merch
 * Sell DHS Agent Merch
 * Sell Dragon Ball Merch
 * Sell Dugin Merch
 * Sell Fairy Tail Merch
 * Sell Fallout Merch
 * (Sell) Fortune Cookie Merch
 * Sell Helicopter Merch
 * Sell LazyTown Merch
 * Sell Madoka Merch
 * Sell Mah Kids Merch and Ban Raiden
 * Sell MILF Merch
 * Sell Mr. Optimism Merch
 * Sell One Piece Merch
 * Sell OU Merch
 * Sell Overwatch Merch
 * Sell Packers Merch
 * Sell Pence Merch
 * Sell Pokémon Merch
 * Sell Pony Merch Equals Brony
 * Sell Richard Spencer Merch
 * Sell South Park Merch
 * Sell Squirrel Merch
 * Sell Strobes Merch
 * Sell Tankie Merch
 * Sell Touhou Merch
 * Sell Water Bottle Merch
 * Tard Magnet Merch
 * TCR T-Shirt = Good Toilet Paper
 * Touhou Merch (Please / Confirmed)
 * Using Mah Kids Merch As Welfare
 * Will Buy Touhou Merch

Threats Aimed at Ghost

 * Beat Ghost (in a New York Minute / Like United / with a Soda Pop)
 * Beat Shitless Ghost
 * (Beat/Kick) Ghost's Ass
 * Beat Your Ass for Engineer
 * Break Ghost's Jaw
 * Beatdown for Ghost
 * Cave Ghost's Face In
 * Fight Me at Bar 1919
 * Fight Me At Walmart
 * Fight Me Already
 * Fight Me in Esquire Tavern
 * Fight Me in Real Life, Ghost
 * Ghost Lucky Not in Bar Room
 * Ghost Needs a Beating
 * Ghost on a Stretcher / Ghost Leavin' in a Stretcher
 * I Could Beat Ghost('s ass)
 * I Could Fight Ghost
 * I'd Kick Ghost's Fat Ass
 * I'm Texan, Fight Me
 * Kick Ghost's Ass At the Paramore Bar
 * Leaving Ghost on a Stretcher
 * Me, A Girl, Could Fight Ghost
 * My Boot, Ghost's Ass
 * Old Ghost Can't Fight
 * Slap Ghost Around
 * Spit in Ghost's Face
 * Snitches Get Stitches (In response to calling the Fireworks Police in The Ghost Show Episode 1)
 * (Stomp/Knock) Ghost's Teeth In
 * Whip Ghost's Ass

Engineer names

 * 2012 the Engineer
 * 50,000 Engineer Fans
 * BJs for Engi's Autograph
 * BLU Engineer
 * Christmas Whore for Engi
 * Colbert Engineer 2012
 * Deep State Engineer
 * Don't Beat the Engineer
 * Elf-gineer
 * En-jew-neer
 * Engie Apply for EBT
 * Engie Coustume for Toggle
 * Engie Murder Paul
 * Engi Contest Rigged
 * Engi Equals Ghost's Rent Boy
 * Engi Equals Tard Wrangler
 * Engi Got Low Balled
 * Engi Man Jew
 * Engi Murdered Paul
 * Engi Paid off by Hillary
 * Engi Rides White Horse
 * Engi Take Over
 * Engi Walk Out on Ghost
 * Engi's Hoes
 * Engi's Young Soviets
 * Engi's (the Talent / Best Host)
 * EngiCon for Austin
 * Engineer 1, Ghost 0
 * Engineer 254, Ghost 126
 * Engineer Capitalist
 * Engineer Coup 2016
 * Engineer Day of Talent
 * Engineer Died Autistic
 * Engineer Does Better
 * Engineer (for/is) Host
 * Engineer for Prez
 * Engineer Has (Best Autograph / Big Balls)
 * Engineer is a Fag
 * Engineer is a Spy
 * Engineer is Asian
 * Engineer is Ghost/Ghost is Engineer
 * Engineer is Jesus
 * Engineer is True Host
 * Engineer is (the) Talent
 * Engineer is Forever a Slave to an Abusive Jew
 * Engineer Just Jizzed
 * Engineer Lives Matter
 * Engineer Mutiny Ha Ha Ha
 * Engineer Over Ghost
 * Engineer Plus Talent
 * Engineer Politics
 * Engineer Show on Sunday
 * Engineer Sucks
 * Engineer Union Representative
 * Engineer Youth Shirts
 * Engineer's Getting Pussy
 * Engineer's Homeboy
 * Engineer's Lover
 * Engineers Unite
 * Equal Rights for Engineer
 * Fire the Engineer
 * Ghost Got Cucked by Engineer
 * Herp Derp Engineer
 * Hookers for Engi on Christmas
 * I Could Fight Engi
 * Inner Circle Coup for Engineer
 * Jewing the Engineer
 * Johnnie Walker Engi Label
 * Kill The Engineer
 * Occupy Engineer
 * Paul the Engineer
 * Pickle Engineer
 * Put the Engineer On
 * Retarded Engineer
 * Run Engineer Run
 * Sell Engi Coins
 * Sell Engineer's Autograph
 * The Engineer Youth
 * Trans Can for Engineer
 * True Talent Engineer
 * True (Engi / Engineer) Radio
 * The Vagineer

Ghost's Family

 * 2 Chips 1 Granny
 * 666 for Grandma
 * Autographed Fruitcake
 * Caroline's Autograph
 * Caroline Body Pillow
 * Caroline Cake
 * Caroline En Fuego
 * Caroline On Ghost
 * Caroline The Whore
 * Caroline's Fruitcake (LOL)
 * Cremated Granny
 * Double Dipped Granny
 * Fight Ghost's Son
 * Fisted Granny
 * Fruitcake is a Lie
 * Ghost Granny Porn Star
 * Ghost (is / on) Granny
 * Ghost on (Granny / Grandma) / Grandma On Ghost
 * Ghost on Caroline
 * Ghost's Dad Died LOL
 * Ghost's (Gay / Black) Son
 * Ghost's Granny's (Death Tax / for Hillary)
 * Ghost's Illegitimate Son (with a black kid as the avatar)
 * Ghost's Jewish Mom
 * Ghost's MILF got BLACKED
 * Ghost's Mom is Anne Frank
 * Ghost's Dad is Jeff Mangum
 * Ghost's Son is Amy Daly
 * Gimme / Give Me Grandma
 * (Grandma's / Granny's) Boy LOL
 * Grandma's Dildo
 * Granny Got Cained
 * Granny Tranny Ghost
 * Granny's Gumming
 * I Abuse Ghost's Son
 * I Eat 7-Year Old Fruitcake
 * LOL Ghost's Granny
 * Meat In Granny
 * Necrophile Granny
 * Occupy Ghost's Granny
 * Pie Ass Granny
 * Podesta's Son 1, Ghost's Son 69
 * Satanic Granny
 * Sell Your Son's Autograph
 * Six Feet Under Dad
 * Socialist Grandma
 * Surprise Wang for Grandma
 * Transmutated Granny
 * Trump on Granny
 * Vibrated Grandma

Mrs. Ghost/Ghost's Wife names

 * 5,000 Squirrel Stinks
 * $5,000 Nature Speed Bump
 * The $5,000 Squirrel of Texas
 * Acorns Up By 5,000%
 * Al Franken Touched Ghost's Wife
 * Amy Daly is Ghost's Wife
 * Car Repair Insurance Up 5,000%
 * Crashing Into Mrs. Ghost's
 * Cuck Caking Mrs. Ghost
 * Day Trade Ghost's Wife
 * Double Dipped by Chip and Dale
 * DHS Hiring Squirrels
 * Fast and Furious Squirrel
 * Financially Cucked by Squirrels
 * Finger Mrs. Ghost
 * Ghost (Cheats on / Mistreats) Wife
 * Ghost Wife Failed Jihadi
 * (Ghost's) Wife's Autograph
 * Ghost's Wife Likes Dark Chocolate
 * Ghost's (Imaginary) Wife
 * Going Nuts (for Cupcakes / On $5,000)
 * Imaginary Tranny Wife
 * InfoSquirrels
 * Inside Ghost's Wife
 * The Jaws of Wife
 * Kiss Wife's Autograph
 * Licking Mrs. Ghost's Kiss
 * Melting Pot of Squirrels
 * Mrs. Ghost 1, Ghost 0
 * Mrs. Ghost a MILF / Ghost's Wife is a MILF
 * Mrs. Ghost Equals Bosstones' Groupie
 * Mrs. Ghost (for / Best) Host
 * Mrs. Ghost Got (Cucked / Ran Over By A Squirrel / Squirreled / Squirrel Dipped)
 * Mrs. Ghost Deep Cupcakes(?)
 * Mrs. Ghost is Nuts
 * Mrs. Ghost with a Post
 * Mrs. Ghost's (Massage Bill / So Fresh, She Can Suck My Nuts)
 * (Ms./Mrs.) Ghost's (Autograph / Neg-Hole / Recipe / Valentine)
 * Mrs. Trans Ghost
 * My Wife Is A (Slime / Soundboard)
 * My Wife (Says Moo / The Squirrel Killer)
 * The Nut Splat
 * The Nuts is in the Filling
 * Nuts for Shock Absorbers
 * Nutty Cupcakes
 * Paula Deen is Ghost's Wife
 * Pimp Slap Mrs. Ghost
 * Rodent Road Dent
 * Squirrel 1, (Ghost's Wife / Mrs. Ghost) 0
 * Squirrel Kebab Cupcake
 * Squirrels for Mrs. Ghost
 * Texas Car Repairs Up by 5,000%
 * This Traffic is Nuts
 * Wallet Down By 5,000%
 * Wife's Autograph When
 * Wife's Cat for Lunch
 * Wife's Son's Autograph
 * Wife Gets 0% on Sale
 * Wife Spikes Spring Water
 * Women Drivers LOL

Templeton Names

 * $117 Dog Turd
 * 299 Dog Droppings
 * Anal Templeton
 * Attack on Templeton
 * BJs for Shitty Carpets
 * Butter-Fried Templeton
 * Buy Turds Here
 * C N I Templeton
 * Call me Templelyn
 * Carpet Crap Christmas
 * Carpet Poopin'
 * Cesar Milan for Templeton
 * Chocolate for Templeton
 * Crap in your Stocking
 * Crybaby Templeton
 * Dog Lives Matter
 * Do It Again, Templeton
 * Electric Dog Orchestra
 * Free Templeton 2016
 * George For Templeton
 * Ghost's Dog's Sweat Shop
 * Ghost's Finger Food
 * Good Job Templeton
 * Handouts for Templeton
 * Hail Templeton Youth
 * Hands Left in Templeton
 * I Turn Hands Into Food
 * Indiana Ghost and the Templeton of Doom
 * K9Volts
 * King Solomon's Canine Templeton
 * Knights of Templeton
 * Korea For Templeton
 * March on Ghost's Carpet
 * NFL Star Templeton
 * Pokeballs For Ghost
 * Shock and Paw
 * Small Dog Barking.wav
 * Stanley Steam Up 120%
 * Steamers Up By 117%
 * Stuffed Templeton
 * Taco Templeton
 * Team Templeton
 * Temple Bitch
 * Templetanian
 * Temple Tinfoil
 * TemplePoop Merch NOW
 * Templeton's Betrayal
 * Templeton's EBT Card
 * Templeton's Hershey Kisses
 * Templeton 1 Ghost 0
 * Templeton bin Laden
 * Templeton Bit My Tongue
 * Templeton Body Pillow
 * Templeton Boom
 * Templeton Cooking
 * Templeton Cruz
 * Templeton Engineer
 * Templeton Flies United Airlines
 * Templeton Gay
 * Templeton for (Bernie / Kasich / Ted)
 * Templeton for Host
 * Templeton Killed Ghost
 * Templeton Sanders
 * Templeton Sock Costume
 * Templeton Steamer
 * Templeton the Hill Dog
 * Templeton The Lapdog
 * Templeton Turkey
 * Templeton Wieners
 * Templeton Wired
 * Templeton's Gas Up By 39%
 * Templeton's Love Child
 * Templeton's Red Guard
 * Tranny Templeton
 * Traps for Templeton
 * True Dog Shit Radio
 * Toys for Templeton
 * Venezuela for Templeton
 * Volts For Templeton
 * Wires For Templeton
 * Year of Templeton 2017
 * Zapped Pooch

GimpSquad

 * Brony Gimp
 * Capitalist Gimp
 * Communist Gimp
 * Democratic Gimp
 * Engineer Gimp
 * Equestrian Gimp
 * Ghost Loves Gimps
 * Ghost (the) Gimp
 * Gimp Politics
 * Gimp Poop Tickler
 * Grandmother Gimp
 * Herman Sugar Gimp
 * Kim Jong Gimp
 * Michelle Gimpman
 * My Little Gimp
 * Red Slime Gimp
 * Republican Gimp
 * Ron Paul The Gimp
 * Socialist Gimp
 * The Gimps Are Back
 * Tranny Gimp

People On Ghost's Show

 * 12 Steps for Distilling
 * 213 Baby 213
 * 213 Youtube Wins
 * 727 Pool Party
 * African For Fortune Cookie
 * African Booty Twerker
 * African Bottle Scratcher
 * Agent (Atkins / Brony / [Liquid] Schwartz / Scarlet [Smith/Moon] / Shekel / Pony Ass / Havoc)
 * Amy's Vag Salad
 * Ban 213
 * Bernkastel Bitch
 * Betrayal ???
 * Betrayers 1, Ghost 0
 * BitCoin Diamonds are Norwegian's Best Friend
 * Boat Buying Paint
 * Capitalism for Norwegian
 * Chairman Mao For The Win
 * Chins for Caitlin
 * Circle Jerk ???
 * Comrade Choco
 * Debi Daly Zantac Farts
 * Debi Daly's Doctor
 * DDoS Brony Network
 * Disco Waffle (at GhostCon / for Short Bus)
 * Distilling (Beach Rehab / en Fuego / First, Ghost Next for Rehab / Ghostler Paint / Glue Sniffer / in Real Life Tard Wrangler / Paint [Company/Relapse] / [Petro / Terp] Sniff / Thinner Sniff)
 * Elfoxo (Does Gay Porn / Equals Milo / Furfag Squad / Glory Hole / Poz Hole / Short Bus)
 * ElSaltyLoco
 * El Farto Frioles
 * Equestrian (Faker / Nigger) 978
 * Fuck Off Jub Jub
 * Happy Birthday Cole the Pony (on both Twitter and Gab)
 * Isle of Debi Daly
 * Jamaican Booty Scratcher
 * Jimmy Got the AIDS
 * J-Man Sniffin' Underwear
 * Jub Jub Trash
 * Kick 213 Baby
 * Kick Out Trumpin'
 * Lady Gaga Man (3)
 * LegoFan Sniffing Burnt Lego Plastic
 * Matt Lauer For Xara
 * Miami Bath Salts for Distilling
 * Miss African Booty Scratcher
 * Mr. Trumpin Cookie
 * Norwegian is Hanging in There
 * Paint 1, Distilling Brain's 0
 * Pistillin' Crapitalist
 * Pizza For Coltin
 * Put Aussie on Short Bus
 * Putting $400 on Fortune Cookie (This led to cans.wav after Ghost checked the tied score)
 * Raiden First, (Karasz / Trumpin) Next
 * Robert Power Top King Undead
 * Sell Distilling Merch
 * Steam Chat 1, BronyNetwork 0
 * Take Discord to the Woodshed
 * Team Fortune Cookie
 * Team Mr. Pessimism
 * The Teutonic Raiden
 * TheGay1337
 * Trans-stilling Capitalist
 * (((TrumpinCapitalist)))
 * Trumpin' (in Ovens / Jew Cakes / Nazi)
 * Tub Guy Major Fail
 * Tub Guy Pulled Ghost's Gun
 * Tub Guy Sucks No Lulz
 * Twitter 2, Trumpin 0
 * Vince in the (Butt / Fail)
 * The Volkswagen Short Bus
 * Yay Spaghetti

Arab Prince

 * Arab Prince (Married / Ditched) Ghost
 * Arab Prince TCR Jihad
 * Arab Prince's Brother
 * The Arab Princess
 * Arabian Prince Owns Ghost
 * The Arabian Snake
 * Arab Spring for TCR
 * Arabs Ruined TCR
 * Feed Ghost to Arab's Tiger
 * The Fresh Prince of Arabia
 * Ghost Sucks Up to Arabs
 * London First, Arab Prince Next
 * Remove (Kebab Prince / Prince Kebab)
 * Wild Jahootie Prince

Asho

 * Asho Banged Tub Guy
 * Asho Fan Club
 * Asho Has A Kid Now
 * Asho Is Cancer
 * Asho's Autograph Cartel
 * Deport Asho

Celtic Brony

 * Celtic Abortion
 * Celtic Benoit
 * Celtic Brony Owned
 * Celtic Pizza Party
 * Celtic Phony

G

 * Cut G A Break
 * G = New Masked Pony
 * G Bueller's Day Off
 * G Slits His Wrists
 * G's a Little Bitch
 * G Water Works for Self

Gasgara

 * Gas Garmel
 * Gas Gary Oak
 * Gas Gengara
 * Gas Gingrich
 * Gasgara Hits Dogs
 * Gasgara is a Tree
 * Gasgara the Tree

Goofy_Bone

 * Boofy Gone
 * Boris Loves Goofy
 * Fap To Goofy Bone
 * Gay for Goofy
 * Goof Bump / Bumps
 * Goofy Abortion
 * Goofy Bone Brony
 * Goofy Bone's Anus
 * Goofy Boner
 * Goofy Brony
 * Goofy Butt Plug
 * Goofy Chaz Bono
 * Goofy Grape
 * Goofy Group Poop
 * Goofy Hambone
 * Goofy Is (Hot/Sexy)
 * Goofy Is Tub Guy
 * Goofmeister
 * Mother Less Bone
 * Sexy Goofy Bone
 * Tzeki Was Right

Inner Circle

 * 250 Closet Bronies
 * 250 Fake Friends
 * 369 Episodes of Betrayal
 * $300 to Poz My Neg-Hole
 * $45 for a Backstabbing
 * (BitCoin / BitConnect) for Inner Circle Slot
 * BJs for Inner Circle
 * BN King Recording Inner Circle
 * Buy Followers
 * Buy Your Friends Here
 * Circle of Jahooties
 * Circle Shaped Sellout
 * Double Decker Short Bus
 * Fake Friends for $100
 * Fake Friendship $45
 * Ghost Can't Buy Friends
 * Ghost Sellout Circle
 * Ghost is Inner Nazi Jewish Triangle
 * Ghost's Brainwashed (Circle / IC)
 * Ghost's Cryptonian Circle
 * Ghost's Friendship Worth Less Than $20
 * Ghost's Inner Poz-Holes
 * Ghost's Magic School Bus
 * Ghostler's SS Circle
 * Ghostler Youth Circle
 * Hambone Tax Cuts for Inner Circle
 * How Much Food Stamps for Inner Circle Slot?
 * I Pay for Friends
 * I'm in the Back of the Short Bus
 * In Her (Circle / Synagogue / Ghostapo)
 * Inner Circle Coup for Hillary 
 * Inner Brainwashed Circle
 * Inner Circle Equals (Dying Cult of Autists / Gestapo)
 * Inner Circle for Rent
 * Inner Circle Obama Voter
 * Inner Circle Retard
 * Inner Circle Rigged
 * Inner Circle of Autism 
 * Inner Circle of Shills
 * Inner Circle Harem
 * Inner Circle Scambone
 * Inner Circle Slot Sale - $90
 * Inner Forkle
 * Inner ISIS Circle
 * Inner Rectangle
 * Inner Rosie Circle
 * Inner Zionist Circle
 * Join the Retarded Triangle
 * LOL at Betrayal
 * Kick Ghost out of the Circle
 * Knights of the Inner Circle
 * More Inner Circle Slots
 * No Inner Circle for Plague
 * Only Squares Join the Circle
 * Outer Circle
 * Paid to be Ghost's Friend
 * Ride Ghost Short Bus
 * Rosa Parks' Short Bus
 * Selling Circle Holes
 * Sellout Circle Jerk
 * Serious Triangle Equals Jewish Plot
 * The Short Bus Kid
 * Short Bus (Breakfast Club / Circle Jerk / Convoy / Equals Brat Pack / Equals Ghost's Whack Pack / on Train Tracks / to Vegas)
 * Short Bust a Nut
 * Short End of the Bus
 * Sneaky Short Bus
 * Tard Magnet Man
 * TCR Chat Made Inner Circle Worthless
 * TCR Tard Chat Over the Inner Circle
 * Triangle Ponzi Scheme
 * The Illuminati Circle
 * The Inner (Merkel / Mosque / Synagogue / Safe Space)
 * The Inner CIA Circle (Ghost cans.wav'd after seeing that the Inner Circle chat was claiming to be CIA agents)
 * The Inner Circle (Rothschilds / Ruined TCR)
 * True Inner Circle Radio
 * True Short Bus Radio
 * Volkswagen Short Bus
 * Weaponized Short Bus
 * You Can Buy My Friendship

KaraszKun

 * Ban KaraszKun
 * Censorship 1, Karasz 0
 * Coco Karasz
 * Karasz Burgers
 * Karasz and Tub Guy BFF
 * Karasz First, Ghost Next
 * Karasz Hentai Commission
 * Karasz Kunt
 * Karasz Pony
 * KaraszClown
 * KaraszKun Is A Tard
 * The Trans KaraszKun
 * True Burgs Radio

MaskedPony

 * 2 Years of (Nice Stories / Poopy Diapers)
 * Ghost is Pampered (caused Ghost to be pissed off for the rest of the show)
 * Ghost Loves Diapers
 * Huggies for Ghost
 * MaskedPony = the Tech Guy
 * Masked Hillary
 * Masked Pony Butt-Chin
 * Masked Pony Writes Book
 * Masked Phony
 * Masked Tard
 * Pampered Body Pillow Barrage
 * Pampers for Masked Pony
 * The Trans Masked Pony
 * I Wike Squirt Stowies

Oflameo

 * Dicks out for Oflameo
 * Elfoxoflameo
 * IC Nigga Free
 * Lost Fedora At Popeye's
 * No Blacks Allowed in the Inner Circle
 * Oflameo Goes to the Holocaust
 * Oflameo Mixer
 * Oflameo Needs a Burning Cross
 * Oflameo the Drama Slayer
 * Onegro
 * Opozmeo
 * Ofwameo
 * Watermelons for Oflameo

RaidenSnake

 * Alabama Raiden Snake
 * Britain 1, Ghost Wanker 0
 * BronySnake
 * Capitalist Army and Inner Circle for Banning RaidenSnake
 * Crucify Raiden Now
 * Delete RaidenSnake
 * Ding Dong Raiden's Gone
 * Fadin' Raiden
 * Furries for RaidenSnake
 * Furry Merch for Raiden Ban
 * GaydenSnake
 * Good Job RaidenSnake
 * Lying Snake
 * Net Neutrality Bankrupts RaidenSnake
 * No Brakes for Snakes
 * Panty Raiden Fursuit
 * Put Raiden In the Woodshed
 * Radio Star Killed the RaidenSnake
 * Raid on Cuckery
 * Raiden Anime
 * Raiden Best Goyim
 * Raiden (Black / Flat) Snake
 * Raiden Cuck Snake
 * Raiden Equals (Fake News / G Undercover)
 * Raiden Gecko Insurance
 * Raiden Goodwin Sr.
 * Raiden Makes Me Puke
 * Raiden Pocket Snake
 * Raiden Roadkill
 * Raiden Shat From Uterus Day
 * RaidenSnake Nerd
 * Raiden Sniffs Fursuit
 * Raiden Snob
 * Raiden Spacey
 * Raiden Teacher's Pet
 * Raiden Trouser Snake
 * Raiden the Squeaker
 * Raiden Will Pay - Caliphate is On Its Way
 * Raiden Yiff
 * RaidenSnake Equals Nap Time
 * Raiden's a Little Snake
 * Raiden's (Best Jokes / Quitter Shoutouts)
 * Raiden's Crusty Fursuit
 * Raiden's Used Furry Suit
 * RaidenSnake Did 9/11
 * RaidenSnake Skin Boots
 * RaidenSnake's Girlfriend
 * Remove Raiden.exe
 * Sell All 500, Ban RaidenSnake
 * Team RaidenSnake
 * The Trans RaidenSnake
 * Top Kek RaidenSnake

Spermy the Cat

 * Semen Feline
 * Spermy 2012
 * Spermy The Ant
 * Spermy The Brony
 * Spermy the Butt Hamster
 * Spermy The Cat (Reborn)
 * Spermy The Communist
 * Spermy the Consequences Will Never Be the Same
 * Spermy The Dog
 * Spermy The Flea
 * Spermy The Foreskin
 * Spermy The Ghost
 * Spermy the Giraffe
 * Spermy the Glint in the Milkman's Eye
 * Spermy the Poop Tickler
 * Spermy the Rednose
 * Spermy the Spoolage
 * Spermy the Templeton
 * Spermy the Texas Martyr
 * Spermy the Trump
 * Spermy the Wheelchair

Suspicious Tumbleweed

 * Hamboneweed
 * (Hipster/Hipsta) Tumbleweed
 * Tumble Flat Chest
 * Tumble Newfag
 * Tumble Off a Cliff
 * Tumbleweed Rainbow Dash

Teutonic Plague

 * Autistic Plague
 * Ban Teutonic for Life
 * Ban Teutonic's Ass
 * Bring Back Teutonic
 * Chinese Teutonic
 * Dog Mauling for Teutonic
 * Gas Chamber for Plague
 * Hot Dogs for Teutonic
 * (Jewish/Islamic) Plague
 * Jewtonic Fag
 * Plague Equals (Soros Spy / Dog Murderer)
 * Shawn First, Jewbonic (Plague) Next
 * Teutonic 1, Pence 0
 * Teutonic Animal Abuse
 * Teutonic Bureaucrat
 * Teutonic Cain
 * Teutonic Cringe (Lord)
 * Teutonic Dash
 * Teutonic Dog (Beater / Butcher)
 * Teutonic Dun Goofed
 * Teutonic Equals the Dog Zodiac
 * Teutonic for Best Betrayal
 * Teutonic Got Masked Pony'd
 * Teutonic Gyplord(?)
 * Teutonic in Dog House
 * Teutonic is a Muslim
 * Teutonic KO'd Templeton
 * Teutonic (Judas / Arnold)
 * Teutonic Pariah
 * Teutonic Puppy Killer
 * Teutonic Quit LOL
 * Teutonic Smorgasbord
 * Teutonic Takeover
 * Teutonic Tumbleweed
 * Teutonic Vick
 * Teutonic vs. Templeton
 * Teutonic Wayne Gacy
 * The Trans Teutonic
 * Unban Plague
 * Undertale For Plague

Twilie Atkins

 * Ban Twilie Atkins
 * Ban Twilie Fix Radio Graffiti
 * Deport Twilie To Mexico
 * Sell Twilie To Soros
 * Teutonic Frst, Twilie Atkins Next
 * The Trans Twilie Atkins
 * Twilie for Prison 2017
 * Twilie's Sick Burn

The Atkins Family

 * Agent Atkins
 * Deplorable Atkins
 * Disco Atkins
 * Fluffle Atkins
 * Robbie Atkins
 * Scarlet Atkins
 * Silent Atkins
 * Poop Tickler Atkins
 * Vinyl Atkins

Molest-related Names

 * Molested Farm Girl
 * Molested Farm Barn
 * Molested Farm Incest
 * Molested Farm Boy
 * Molested Farm Horse
 * Molested Farm Kayak
 * Molested Farm Midget
 * Molested Farm Tranny
 * Molested Farm Trump
 * Molested Farm Turd
 * Molested Ghost
 * Molested Granny Farmer
 * Molested Rice Farmer
 * Molested Trans Blood
 * Molester Ghostler

Vietnam Names

 * 1500 Degree Rice Cooker
 * 300 Episodes of Charlie
 * Agent Orange for Texas
 * Baby Killer Ghost
 * A Beer A Day Keeps the Rice Paddies Away
 * Butter My Rice Paddy
 * Charlie (and the Rice Factory / en Fuego / the Panda)
 * Charlie Bit My (Finger/Leg)
 * Charlie Stole My (Beer / Circle / Plague / Voice / Teeth)
 * Clockwork Agent Orange
 * Cupcakes and Rice Paddies
 * Da Nang Boys
 * Dentures Lost in Rice Paddies
 * (Draft Dodging  / Forrest Gump) Ghost
 * Eating Marijuana Infused Rice Paddies
 * Fried Rice With Napalm
 * Fun Time with Hanoi Jane
 * Ghost Chi Minh
 * The Hambone of Hanoi
 * Hanoi is Ghost's Wife
 * Happy Hour in Hanoi
 * Happy Rice Paddy Day
 * Left Veterans in Rice Fields
 * Left (Arms / Beer) in Rice Paddies
 * Left Legs in Rice Paddy (induced massive rage, caused a fake ragequit and the woodchipper)
 * Left Beer in Saigon (induced massive rage and caused a fake ragequit)
 * Left Legs in Saigon
 * Lieutenant Colonel Ghost Kilgore
 * Lost (Brain and Beer in Rice Paddies / Chips to Charlie / Legs in Vietnam)
 * Move to Vietnam, Ghost
 * 'Nam Vet Ghost
 * Napalm for ('Nam / Breakfast)
 * Neighbor's Rice Paddy Cupcakes
 * Poker Cards in Rice Paddies
 * Rice (Bags / Wine) for Ghost
 * Rice Paddy Capitalist (caused cans in Episode 279)
 * Rice Paddy Cakes
 * Suck Agent Orange
 * Tet Was Offensive
 * True Vietnam Radio
 * Viet Cong for Trump
 * Viet-Drunken-Nam
 * Vietnam Flashback Fireworks
 * Vietnamese (Salsa Dip / Spring Water / Swat Team )

Pizza Names

 * I Ate Gator Tots At Pizza Hut
 * BJs For Comet Pizza Coins (induced massive rage)
 * Boys Pants Are Low At Comet Pizza
 * Chef Spirit Cooker
 * The Domino's Diddler
 * Drop Pants Like Dominos
 * Dropping Pants For Papa John
 * Five Nights at (Milo's / Podesta's)
 * Halley's Comet Pizza (induced massive rage)
 * Kids (Eat Free at Comet Pizza / Meal for Podesta)
 * Milo's Cheese Pizza
 * No Fireworks, Just Pizza
 * Pasta Bath Boy
 * Pee Pees Out 4 Pizza
 * Ping Pong for my Ding Dong
 * Pizzagate
 * Pizza Hut Kids Club
 * Podesta (Boys Club / Claus)
 * Podesta Pizza (Club / Party)
 * Podesta's Pepperoni Pizza
 * Podestaroni Pizza
 * Santa Took Me Out for Pizza
 * Table Tennis Calzone

Orders

 * $1.99 for Two Number 9s
 * 9 Years of Number 9 (Sandwich)
 * 50 Weeks of Number 9s
 * Boat Number 9 With Extra Cheese
 * Ghost's Wife Is a Number 9 Large
 * Ghost is (A Drive-Thru / Big Smoke)
 * I'll Take Two Number Nines
 * (Markets / Number 6) With Extra Dip
 * Number 9 Large
 * Sell Number 9 Merch
 * Stocks Up By Number Six Percent
 * Trump Wants a Large Number 9
 * Trumpin' Number 9
 * Two Number 45's

Fork Names

 * 1 Fork for Pi Day
 * 1st Hour = Shining my Fork
 * 2 Dorks 1 Hard Fork
 * A Forking Leaf
 * Davy Forkett
 * Did I Fork That?
 * Engineer Hard-Forked Mrs. Ghost
 * Fork Beer
 * Fork Me (Albin / Harder [Ghostie Senpai] / Like One of Your French Albins / Texas)
 * Fork the Martyrs
 * Ghost Got Forked
 * Ghost Put the Fork Down
 * I Got Hard to Ghost's Fork
 * The Hardfork Boy
 * Hard Fork Muh Gran E
 * Inforkwars Hosted by Albin Jones
 * Matt Lauer Fork Me in the Green Room
 * Michael J. Albin and the Forks
 * Poz-Fork
 * Stick a Fork in (Him / Me, I'm Done)
 * The Four Horse-Forkers
 * Viet Forking Nam

Cryptocurrency/Coin Names

 * 41 Coin the New and Improved 42 Coin
 * 0x First, DogeCoin next
 * 0x Nigga Bucks
 * 42 Bagholders Coin
 * 42 Coin, 1 Ham Planet
 * 42 Coin Funded Gab DDoSers
 * 42 Coin Next BitConnect
 * 420 Coin
 * A Ripple in my Nipple
 * Bank of England 1st, 42 Coin Next
 * Bernie Sanders' Cryptocurrency Wishing Well
 * Bitcoin Diamonds are Norwegian's Best Friend
 * Buy Starbucks Shares with 42 Coin
 * Buying Crypto with EBT
 * Constitution will KO Crypto
 * Crypto (Crapline / Market Crash by Albinomics / Currency Crappery / Cuckery / in Current Year)
 * Don't Talk to Me Unless I Have My Crypto Dude
 * Dump 42Coin for 41Coin
 * EBT Coin
 * Fed Beats Crypto, How Kosher
 * Federal Reserve for Bitcoin
 * Forty (Jew / Poo) Coin
 * Forty-Jew Coin Up 69%
 * Ghost Endorsed Jonah Hill Coin
 * Ghost is Mining DogeCoin
 * Ghost Loves DogeCoin
 * Ghost's Wishing Tub
 * Ghost the Crypto Hipster
 * Grindr Coin
 * John Oliver KO'd Crypto
 * Johnny Walker 42 Coin Harvest
 * Kosher Cupcakes for the Wishing Tub
 * Left Underwears at Wishing Well
 * Linda Coin is the Official Coin of Ghost's Wife
 * A Little Dash of Salt
 * LOL Crypto, No One Cares
 * Maduro Shitcoin Will Crash the Market
 * The Pony Coin will Rule the Darkweb
 * Put Tariffs on 42 Coin
 * Radiation Ripple for Japan
 * Robert Mueller Coin
 * (((Salt)))
 * Sell Masterjew Crypto Cards
 * Selling Inner Circle Bootlegs for 42 Coin
 * Sold Hawking's Chair for 42Coin
 * Spoon Coin
 * '''Sticking My Jew Groin in 42Coin
 * Swing Low Sweet 42 Coin
 * Szechuan Coin
 * TCR Coin for ICO
 * Tinder Coin
 * Trade 42 Coin for Pepe Cash
 * Trading my Food Stamps for 42 Coin
 * Uganda Coin
 * Use Autism Bucks to Buy Crypto
 * Using Crypto to Buy Anime
 * Wet Paint Sniff Coin
 * Yellow Whores for 42 Coin

Cryptocurrency Hotline names

 * $3.99 for Fake Infowars
 * $3.99 for Tard Entertainment
 * $3.99 to Call Linda
 * $3.99 to Talk to an Old Meme (induced massive rage)
 * $3.99 to Talk to My Father
 * $4 for Bootleg Hotline
 * 1-800-Jewline
 * 1-800-Ladyboy
 * 1-800 Trump Sex Line
 * 1-800-Vietnam
 * 1-900-Fruitcake
 * 1-900-Gas Texas
 * 1-900-Hambone
 * Border-Jumping Hotline
 * Crypto (Crapline / Sex Hotline Sponsored by Jane Walker)
 * Gab Shoutouts = $3.99 a Minute
 * Ghost the Telemarketer
 * Ghost's Bareback Hotline
 * Ghostler's Sex Hotline
 * Sexy Touhou Hotline
 * The Texas Telemarketyrs
 * The True Jew Hotline
 * True Shit Radio Hotline

Names Honouring Ghost/TCR

 * A Good 4 Years
 * First Hour Best Hour
 * (Ghost/TCR) is the Best
 * Ghost is Best Radio Host
 * Ghost is the Best
 * Good Show Ghost
 * Happy 400th Ghost
 * I Appreciate (You) Ghost
 * I Like TCR, Good Show
 * Long Live the Ghost
 * Markets = Best Part of TCR
 * Our Mentor, Ghost
 * Throughout The World
 * We Love Ghost