User:TheChameleonKing



I'ma the J-Man. My claims to troll fame are "Twitter/Chatroom Shootouts", being Ghost's Granny, the keeper of Ghost's Golden Dildo, and legit having more subscribers than Ghost.

Status: If I don't have anything planned, I'll play anyone's splice that I determine "not cringe-worthy". And Ghostler Bingo isn't getting an update any time soon.

Mrs. Ghostman can be found on GameJolt and Ghostler Bingo can be gotten from the bingo page on the TCR wiki. I'm just too lazy to link them right now.

My Favorite TCR Accomplishments

 * "Goat Capitalist Radio" - 1st cans and rage-quit from me to Ghost.
 * "Twitter Shootouts"
 * "Twitter Shootouts 2: Electric Inner-Circleoo"
 * "Chatroom Shootouts"
 * "The Very Hungry Templeton", and the rest of that episode.
 * "Tickle Me Ghost" :D
 * Getting back at Ghost with a Spelling Bee splice after being personally insulted by him.
 * A splice where Ghost becomes a TV star, namely the foil for Daily Show correspondent Hasan Minhaj. Also counts as a revenge for that cut-off he did to me on the other troll show.
 * "And all you assholes that say I'm a ______ train, HEY! It's the truth!"
 * Apparently I predicted the Alabama special election results, so I proceeded with the insult carol. Magnificent.
 * A team splice between ABS and me? THE ABS??? IS MEME MAGIC REAL!?!?!?!?!?!
 * "1-Minute Radio Graffiti" (who else would do something this meta?)
 * My names "Inner Circle Scambone", "Table Tennis Calzone", "Harambe Comes to Cleveland", "The Moore Master", "I Wish I Wish I Wasn't Jewish", "Ghost x Jew = 42" and "The Jewline that Couldn't Chew".
 * I love how I got the red-carpet of cans and verbal abuse from the "Texas Walmartyrs" name.
 * I think "Ghost + 12 pack = FEELS GOOD MAN" made Ghost go haywire. XD
 * It felt good to donate-troll, at least for the 3 days I did so. (that said, DON'T. you'll blow your $$$)
 * I made a TonyTalk-related troll that actually pissed off Ghost. It's probably more to do with the song itself being fruity to begin with but still.
 * "HEY SHUT UP! WHO ASKED YOU, MR. POOPSKIN!?"
 * Instant-splices are even harder to pull off these days, but my splice replaying Ghost's "f***** I MEAN BAGUETTE" beat the odds.
 * Played one of my own splices on Ghost's Show for the first time on #46. Fittingly, it was a Radetzky March remix. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
 * Apparently I managed to do impressions of the top 3 trolls; Germit, Tub Guy, and ABS.
 * Bringing that Granny troll back in full thrust, with a character.

Other Favorite Moments of TCR

 * Templeton pooping on the white carpet.
 * "JULIAN ASSANGE COSPLAY??!??!?!?!!" *cans.wav*
 * When Teutonic Plague got banned from the show.
 * Pretty much most of the betrayal moments, and seeing Ghost lose it from various revelations.
 * Any instances where Ghost says a racist name and notices a little too late. Also "Old St. Nichoras", one that he hasn't noticed but said it anyway.
 * Okay, Ghost, seriously, you gotta stop falling for those names. You're making yourself look stupider that way.
 * Everything regarding African Booty Scratcher.
 * Boat burning Ghost's autographs.
 * Kermit and his cousin the original Germit. Also Eeyore the naive donkey.
 * Engineer taking over the show when Ghost leaves. I don't like when Ghost beats him up though.
 * That Double-Dipping story, and how Ghost is always triggered over a single tortilla chip going into his salsa twice.
 * "Little Texan in Big Flood"
 * When Ghost got plagued by that "monkey music" on Radio Graffiti.
 * Tub Guy doing the Capitalist Confessions with Germit, Ghost, ABS, and some other guys.
 * Ghost discovering the African Booty Scratcher TV show, and wondering if meme magic is real. That RG was hysterical!
 * The whole business with Ghost's new "short bus" idea going out of control.
 * That splice when Ghost did Tamina on the short bus. (RE-TARD BUUUUUUUS! RE-TARD BUS!)
 * Trollurday Nights (most of them)
 * Butter Friday
 * When Ghost was implementing Inner Circle Martial Law.
 * Whenever Ghost blows his money on something and gets angry. This has happened more than once.
 * "Engineer, go ahead and penetrate my wife."
 * That night when the Spaghetti kid had enough of Ghost's shit and just screamed "N*****".
 * "Money Grows on Trees"
 * Whoever started the trend of rhyming names is a comic genius.
 * Ghost sings a birthday song for Chris Chan.
 * Ghost goes to WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! (good job Twilie)
 * I'm trying to recall the episode when there was a jew on a toilet singing the birthday song. I know this was Scarlet's.
 * The Fish Bong from the 4/20/17 episode.
 * For the May 11th show, I thought Ghost's jewline getting cucked was pretty funny. DO NOT BLEEMIN' BLOOMIN' USE DECLINED CARDS ON IT ANYMORE.
 * I guess I can add the Markets segment of any general episode, since this is purely info rather than hyperbole. (except for Ghost's usual bragging)
 * Even though the first phone-call didn't upset Ghost, I'm glad I got on his good side.
 * "I'M SHITTING BANANAS OUT OF MY ASS!"
 * The SURPRISE BUTTSECKS Episode.
 * When Ghost was like "Cuckler you gotta pay $300 to poz my Inner Circle" and then Cuckler does just that.
 * Ghost watches Ice Poseidon's stream, and Ice watches Ghost's stream, and then Ice compares him to Alex Jones. Ghost Show #46 was absolute madness in hindsight.

Links of the Interest

 * My YouTube channel
 * My channel's Discord
 * J-Man Capitalist (ego stroker)