Woodshed

Not to be confused with the conceptually similar Woodchipper.

Starting in summer of 2016, Ghost irregularly but frequently narrates dragging listeners out to the Woodshed and beating them with his belt. He believes that this will substitute for the lack of such corporal punishment in their youth, due to being raised by single mothers, and set them straight from being fruitbowls, moochers, troll terrorists, and jerk dicks. The "segment" usually consists of Ghost yelling "Yah!" repeatedly while whipping at the air with his belt, sometimes adding in other insults toward the listeners. Ghost has been known to continue this for as much as ten minutes at a time. Soon after its introduction, the Woodshed segment inspired a large number of splices. Most of these involve either involve Ghost whipping someone he likes (e.g. his granny, Templeton, or Donald Trump), to African American slaves, or are of a sexual nature, with Ghost on one end or the other of a (usually homosexual) BDSM activity.

In Episode 321, Ghost apparently broke his favorite belt while "taking the trolls out to the Woodshed". He subsequently blamed the trolls for breaking it, and immediately decided to get a refund by claiming it was defective. As he had done this just a week earlier in Episode 317 with his "special award", Ghost's inability to take responsibility for his own destruction led to calls such as a "True Irresponsibility Radio" Intro parody.