Dishrag Whores

Dishrag whores is a phrase often used by Ghost to describe a certain population of females that act irresponsibly when it comes to their children and their sexual habits. These women are often single because they "jumped on [someone] that looked good in a leather jacket" and have given birth to (or "shitted out", as he refers to as) more than one kid. According to Urban Dictionary, the term was coined by Andrew Dice Clay, but is somewhat widely used. Ghost most often rants about them after a young kid, like Asho, calls in.

A list of "Dishrag Whores" according to Ghost include:

Asho's mom
She was the particular target of this term when Asho called in during 2011-12. When the show returned in 2016, he retired it due to Asho becoming a Serious Caller and dropping the trolling act.

Sarah Palin
Ghost blames Sarah Palin for the Republican Party embracing out-of-wedlock pregnancies because of her daughter, Bristol becoming pregnant by her then-boyfriend, Levi Johnston in 2008.

Jamie Lynn Spears


Jamie Lynn Spears, the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears, is an American actress and singer, best known for her portrayal of Zoey Brooks in the Nickelodeon Television series Zoey 101.

Ghost had strongly disliked Spears, referring her as a "dishrag whore" and a "skankasaurus" for her actions on December 20, 2007, when she announced that she was pregnant by her then-boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

When he and his family were watching the news event, Ghost had trouble explaining Spears' folly to his young granddaughter, who viewed Jamie Lynn as a hero. Remembering that sensitive incident threw Ghost into a cans.wav tirade.

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