Minor Trolls

True Capitalist Radio had a long list of trolls that called into its broadcast all the way back from 2010. Some were great, and others were not so good. This page details those trolls who made a smaller contribution than that of the more famous trolls, whether it be during Radio Graffiti or from their own video uploads that Ghost became annoyed with them.

Please create a brand new page for anyone on this list whose description goes beyond two paragraphs.

Note that many trolls use numerous Skype names, and sometimes call with two or even three per show to play multiple sound files. Thus, one supposed 'audio troll' may actually be the exact same person as another one.

=Active Trolls=

Charles von Habsburg and the Habsburg Gang
Charles von Habsburg is along with Jackler, Captain Autism, GI Ghost, and others, one of the most frequent users of The Ghost Show's TTS system. He first appeared during The Ghost Show Episode 4 spamming Austro-Hungarian march music through Soundcloud.

Alongside Charles von Habsburg, a multitude of other people are in the Habsburg Gang, and frequently reference various historical happenings, both in our timeline and in the timeline of the popular HOI4 mod, Kaiserreich.

Frequent TTS messages include references to Germany, Habsburg rule of Imperial Mexico, threats against Serbia, Christianity, and calling Ghost out on racism/giving into trolls. People in Ghost's chat mentioned the Habsburg Gang in Ghost Show #46 when a song of Austro-Hungarian origin played.

A usual list of names of the Habsburg Gang includes, but is not limited to:
 * Charles von Habsburg, head of the Gang
 * Otto von Habsbug, 2nd in command and son of Charles
 * Maximilian von Habsburg, who frequently talks about how Mexico > Texas
 * Ho Chi Minh von Habsburg, talking from a foxhole in occupied Indochina
 * Templeton von Habsburg, "Ghost's dog"
 * Engineer von Habsburg, "The Engineer"
 * Mrs Ghost von Habsburg, "Ghost's 'wife'"

Danny J
Danny J is a splicer who has had sporadic appearances throughout the show, particularly 2016-2018. He's also known to change his name to anger Ghost during Shoutouts. His content ranges from being able to successfully enrage Ghost, to being considered failtroll-quality.

He's also one of the several trolls who calls in under Anonymous. Like many splicers, he uses Google Hangouts to call into the show. His splices include Ghost being raped by the Little Caesar's mascot, Ghost having his way with an MLP pony, Ghost getting into a fight and an orgy, and a Gangnam Style remix calling Ghost a jew. He has also teamed up with the African Booty Scratcher for an advert on "racial bigotry syndrome treatment".

FizzyAllison
A splicer who started to appear on the Ghost Show. He's known for making splices pertaining to Dr. Phil, and was once the subject of a plagiarism controversy when he played J-Man's remix from the last episode and took credit for it. After the incident, the two splicers got on good terms.

Liquid Schwartz
Liquid Schwartz is a splicer and remixer who first appeared in May 2016, most famous for his "True Diaper Radio" and "Look at Ghost's Photograph" splices. He is also known for collaborating with other callers, such as Twilie Atkins. Despite being a brony, he does not use very much pony material in his splices.

Along with Twilie Atkins, Liquid he played a splice which included personal audio from Ghost's Discord during Episode 560. In response, Ghost accused him of being a Woody Allen Butt-Loving Pedophile.

Montie
Montie is troll caller who is also a 'well known' tripcode user on /mu/. He is known for his character, the "Houston Hoveround Salesman", who has regularly called up attempting to sell Hoverounds to Ghost. Normally, Montie ties in topics Ghost talked about in the broadcast to troll him with (Unemployment, Bernie Sanders, the Texas floods, etc.). This has caused Ghost to get mad and state that he is not a cripple.

Montie, at the end of the cripple joke's tenure, developed a new character similar to the Internet Buttstalker, that managed to sound so similar to the original caller that Ghost confused Montie for him in July. Montie did not call back onto the show until December, when he managed to bait Ghost into cans. Since the 10th anniversary special, he portrays the Internet Buttstalker in various episodes.

Mr. Tamsy
Mr. Tamsy is a post-return caller responsible for various insult carols. His first song, "Mr. Ghostler" was played by Templeton Sanders during Episode 270. All of his songs since then have been played by Mr. Tamsy himself. He has also called in to play splices from other users, such as 8equal, and SharpSplicer at their request. Despite being a regular caller and having caused several cans.wav, Tamsy had kept a relatively low profile throughout 2016.

This changed during Episode 464, when Tamsy called in using a text-to-speech program, defending the continued existence of Radio Graffiti and denouncing the Inner Circle for raiding the discord of Elfoxoloco the previous night. The message prompted Ghost to have a serious discussion regarding the fate of Radio Graffiti and the autograph war.

Mr. Tamsy returned upon the end of Ghost's hiatus, and has called in regularly since then.

Pet Mexican
The Pet Mexican is a caller, splicer, and troll from both before and after the Break. His character began after Ghost decided that he needed a "pet Mexican" after moving from Austin and no longer having Conseula around to clean his office for him. Before the break, the Pet Mexican often had conversations with Ghost, sometimes in Spanish. After the break, he has done considerably more splices as opposed to using his character, causing Ghost to start hating the Pet Mexican for betraying him constantly.

One of his most notable calls was at the end of Episode 561, where he admitted to being a brony to Ghost.

Nightprowler
Nightprowler is a post-return splicer who is known for making perverted and sexual splices, and has also made a couple Cartoon Ghost calls. He has also collaborated with other trolls, mainly 8Equal.

Rafa Capitalist/Rafa The Beat
Rafa Capitalist (or Rafa the Beat) is a troll that joined the TCR community around late March/early April 2017, and began trolling Ghost after the Break. He is notable for causing a Rage Quit on Episode 537, when he Gabbed Ghost a picture of Pepe The Frog photoshopped onto his avatar, causing him to go on a tirade about not being a "feels bad man" before ending the show early.

After this, he hasn't done anything noticeable to the show until The Ghost Show Episode 23, where he was the person behind the supposed PornHub account of the show, causing Ghost to go on a raging downward spiral over his broadcast being relayed on the site (however, he closed this account a few days later due to issues regarding trying to pass ownership of it to Octo, with the latter making a new account of it soon afterwards with the sole purpose of actually relaying the episodes there).

Other than being on Gab Shoutouts, Rafa has also made splices on Radio Graffiti, some of them which caused cans, like a story splice of Ghost turning into an "Autistic Werewolf", and a remix of "Swing Low, Sweet 42Coin" played at the end of Episode 532, which caused Ghost to go insane. He is also responsible for introducing a new method to the Tell Me Lies splices, which involves the use of the Vine video "Why The Fuck You Lyin’" for when Ghost contradicts himself.

RationalRyan
RationalRyan is a caller best known for his calls asking Ghost for advice on how to draw his Pokémon hentai. Ryan has said that he's since stopped that particular trolling tactic for the time being after the MaskedPony Incident due to Ghost threatening to give the phone number of anyone who tried to troll using MaskedPony, and Ryan's next troll involved that. However, Ryan still trolls on occasions, and is a regular caller on the fan show of True Capitalist Radio, Real Talk, helping to popularize it. He now primarily focuses on splices and parody songs, such as "Let's Go Fly a Drone" and "Templeton's Famous Turd" and is responsible for starting the "What's going on between me and *insert name here* is personal" splice trend, by making splices where Ghost has sex with Alex Jones and Deray.

RationalRyan is best known for his call at the end of Episode 534, with a splice of Ghost contradicting himself saying that he supported Jeb Bush at one point, resulting in the record for longest cans.wav.

Serious Samsung
Usually referred to by Ghost as SeriouslySamsung, Serious Samsung is a splicer who quickly gained notoriety on TCR by winning the Best Fail Troll award in the 2017 Ghosties, despite having caused cans.wav multiple times. His nomination is attributed to his call in Episode 518, when he seemingly copied Twilie's "Fork You Texas" remix, but she is aware that it was a coincidence. Serious Samsung is sometimes deemed a failtroll by Ghost, but he has actually made various succesful troll calls. Some of his most successful, and rage-inducing, calls include his "Turkey Templeton" splice that was played during the 2017 Thanksgiving episode, which was related to a Gab post he made before the call, a remix of "All the Way Up" with Ghost saying the n-word, which was played in Episode 529, and a remix of Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" with Alex Jones that was played at the end of Episode 549.

Following Ghost's return with The Ghost Show on YouTube, Samsung returned to trolling him, and has recently teamed up with more well-known trolls, including Twilie Atkins, J-Man Capitalist, and Jackler.

Serious Samsung can be found on Gab, and he is also on YouTube and SoundCloud.

Tyrian
Tyrian is a splicer who began calling into the show when Ghost returned from his break. He has made a handful of splices that have successfully enraged Ghost, and has also teamed up with Serious Samsung, TheNixedOne, and RafaCapitalist. Tyrian is best known for making a remix of Yello's "Oh Yeah", which had Tub Guy raping Ghost. Not only did this remix cause Ghost to have a massive tantrum, it also received an honorable mention for "Best Remix" in the 2017 Ghosties. He came back again in Episode 578, where he played a racist splice that caused cans.wav.

卐 CAPTAIN AUTISM 卐
卐 CAPTAIN AUTISM 卐 is a frequent user of the TTS donation system on The Ghost Show. First appearing in Episode 11, he is a high ranking member of the outer circle, a cesspit where quality memes and anti-ghost propaganda is brewed. In Captain Autism's debut he spearheaded the resurgence of the Accident-Prone Kids troll, and with the help of several other donors he forced Ghost to "Consume the Devil's Lettuce".

Captain Autism returned in Show 13 with a smaller but just as effective barrage of TTS spam. As a result of his "./.\./.\./.\" donation which was read out as "Dot slash, Dot backslash" and went on longer than any other TTS troll in Ghost Show history, Ghost threatened to ban him and implement Donation martial law. Captain Autism was banned as a result of his actions and those of the copycat trolls, and is the first to be banned from calling into The Ghost Show. Captain Autism is quoted as saying, "Being banned is hard. Now I know how Nelson Mandela must have felt when he was in jail."

•Autism was allowed to join in again in show 29, where he went on to wage war on Captain Deci, which lead to the almost daily TTS spam of "Type "CAP to ban Deci", which regularly angers ghost.

•Show 34's "YEEHAW!" and "HOWDY!" explosion, where TTS donations and the chat were flooded with "YEEHAW! along with cowboy emojis"

•Show 41 saw the introduction of "Pimp fried shrimp, you can't crimp the shrimp", an emoji spam that irritated ghost.

•In show 44 Captain Autism called ghost "Ghost Dimmadome", owing to his Texan heritage.

•Captain Autism has even appeared in a number of Jackler's audio and visual splices, such as in 46, where Jackler unveiled a video he commissioned from Big Man Tyrone mocking Ghost for getting food poisoning, and going on to shout Autism's trademark phrase "Type CAP to ban Captain Deci!", with a hearty chuckle.

Other annoyances to ghost that can be attributed to Captain Autism include Ghost's Gay-men tutor or 'gaming tutor' Captain Autism's side discord, as an over-spill of the outer circle is called '🍤TheShrimpCircle🍤' https://discord.gg/haM6pq

Zed_Commander
A The Ghost Show-era troll, Zed_Commander is mostly known for calling in the splices and remixes of other people using area codes 352 and 614 similar to Scarlet Moon's former queue, such as thisissparta789789 and Serious Samsung. However, he has also made several of his own splices and remixes, and has directly collaborated with thisissparta789789 as well on a few splices and remixes. Broadcast by broadcast, he is becoming more known in the community. He also assists the voice behind the most recent incarnation of Germit the Gay Frog, J-Man, with script-writing and editing. Recently, he started the "Thomas Albin is dead" meme using a Photoshop by Twilie Atkins, Zed was one of the first trolls to successfully use free conference calls to play splices enabling the use of names for when ghost calls on someone.

717 Caller ("Unaverage Dude"?)
The 717 Caller began calling in around episode 20. With a character named "(????) Fratelli's"(??) voice message, mentioning Ghost and telling him how much he hates him. He was hung up mid call. The next few calls he/she played a few splices. The first call he got was with a splice under the name of "Unaverage Dude", who is assumed to be the caller, as his name has not been mentioned in any other splice so far. The second call was with a splice that was assumed to be of his/her own creation, a splice of Ghost attacking Spy from TF2 with a baguette (see episode 27), shortly before getting shot and killed by Sniper. This caused some rage and a Cans, Every call after that (not including the one from episode 29) achieved a cans up to this point.

=Former Callers=

661 Caller (Possible Cleveland Show Caller)
Not to be confused with the Surgeradio.org caller, the 661 caller was one of the more controversial trolls on TCR. He first called in during Episode 433, where he made a Pizzagate joke. This resulted in Radio Graffiti coming to a complete stop, with Ghost asking him if he thought that child pornography was something to joke about. However, the caller refused to answer the question and kept trolling, causing Ghost to get pissed off. Ghost eventually gave the caller's number out and ended the broadcast early. After the show, a ton of chatrooms went after the caller, with some threatening to dox him. On Tubguy's Tinychat room, someone came in claiming to be the Cleveland Caller, and also thought that the Pizzagate call was funny. 8Equal then confronted the caller, with the latter saying that he would call in more.

On Episode 434, Ghost encountered the caller again, and asked him why his address was on a sexual predator list. The caller never responded, however. It was revealed after the broadcast that the caller was doxed. The 661 caller's address was then given out on Episode 435. Despite this, the Cleveland calls still continued.

AnonTheWizard
AnonTheWizard was a splicer and remixer, who called up the show with the latest remixes made by either him, or other well known trolls when necessary, to piss Ghost off primarily during Radio Graffiti. From time to time, he also played Ear Rape clips by accident due to the loud nature of the videos, much to Ghost's annoyance. Ghost often mispronounced his name as 'Another Wizard' because he often got his name mixed up with 'Another Goth Guy', who usually followed his name in Chatroom Shoutouts. He no longer trolls Ghost, and is in fact a part of his Inner Circle.

Brink0War
More famously known as the 'Violinist' of True Capitalist Radio, Brink0War occasionally played the My Little Pony theme or Soviet Anthem to annoy Ghost. Ghost would then decide that he is no longer a good player, and would reject his calls until he returned with a more 'favorable' song, in which he was then reappointed to his title. He tended to get along with Ghost, playing Brahms or that Charlie Daniels song to put him in a better mood, but as mentioned before, he enjoyed going out of line just as the other musicians did once in a while.

Bowling Alley Guy
Bowling Alley Guy was a short-lived troll who made a short series of calls to Ghost during Radio Graffiti on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. His calls usually consisted of a few seconds of silence, allowing the background noises of the bowling alley to reach Ghost. He then provided a casual greeting. Although his calls were very spontaneous, and rather rare, he still irritated Ghost.

Some listeners have noticed a similarity between him and The Capitalist Queer (mentioned below), as both trolls were prominent only in September of 2011, yet the Bowling Alley Guy typically was picked up on Radio Graffiti much more often. A few listeners considered both to be the same person, but this was never clarified.

Capitalist Mao / Caller 732 / Second Harvest Drinker
More famously known as the 'Johnnie Walker Second Harvest guy', Mao made about 5 notable calls in the final months of the show. He consistently disgusted Ghost at his 'special treatment and harvesting' of Ghost's favorite beverage, and continued to raise the bar, creating Third, Fourth, and Fifth harvest. Prior to remolding himself into the now well known 'Second Harvest Guy', he generally was just a frequent caller from the 732 area code.

For those who have not caught on with the joke, 'Second Harvest' is the urination and re-consumption of Johnnie Walker Blue Label, an expensive Scotch that is so good, that apparently it can be harvested again and again after the digestive process.

He returned in Episode 227, where he told Ghost that he was drinking 577th harvest, but Ghost misheard it as 57th harvest. He occasionally called up drinking "Bernie Sanders Harvest" and "Trump Vodka Second Harvest" throughout 2016, and called in yet again after The Break trying to advertise Pisscoin, a Cryptocurrency, much to Ghost's digust. He was a part of Ghost's Inner Circle, but left the group at the start of The Inner Circle Schism.

Capitalist Queer
Capitalist Queer was a short lived Twitter name and an occasional caller on True Capitalist Radio during September 2011. His calls were usually short and consisted of him talking about his boyfriend, or singing something to Ghost. Although he annoyed Ghost greatly, some found him to be a failtroll, since Ghost hangs up on fast talking people almost all the time. He inspired several copy-cat trolls afterwards. Capitalist Queer's last call was on February 13th, 2012 asking Ghost if he would be interested in being his Valentine.

Some listeners thought he was the Bowling Alley Guy as well, due to the similarity in their calls, and the times when they were active (September 2011), a claim that was never verified.

Surprisingly, someone used this name in a post-return episode, but Ghost didn't react to the name. Whether it was the original Capitalist Queer or not was never verified.

Captian Dickhead
A troll that made a handful of calls in early episodes of the Return, known for speaking with a booming heroic voice. Some of his calls include him stating that he got a "blowy-joey" from a Vietnamese prostitute, and a parody of Ghost's intro called "True Dick Radio". While he stopped calling in Summer 2016, he made a brief return in early 2017, but has not called in since.

TheChizz
TheChizz was a remixer/splicer during the pre-return era of True Capitalist Radio.

TheChizz mainly used splices to troll Ghost with the occasional use of a remix. One of his notable splices is "Ghost's Pink Taco", which was also his debut splice. He has made a couple of remixes the notable ones being "Melting Pot of Gary Oak" and "Just Give Her A Hambone".

Church of My Little Pony
A brony claiming to start up a religion about 'My Little Pony' and asking Ghost to join, even trying to persuade him with "Tiger Shrimp Tuesdays". He began his calls right around the end of the 2011-12 run of True Capitalist Radio, so he wasn't able to make a lot of calls.

Crayon Guy
A short lived troll, from August to October 2011, who called up asking Ghost to place Crayola items in his butthole. Ghost was disgusted, but got even more annoyed when he started calling back multiple times afterwards. His fondness for crayons suggests that he might have served in the United States Marine Corps at some point in his life.

Cypher11
A troll who completely turned the tables on Ghost's show in the final months of the 2011-2012 era when he started calling other radio shows using a Soundboard of Ghost - splices included. Ghost was very angry about having himself besmirched in this way, and repeatedly told people to not call other shows in his voice. Nevertheless, his exploits continued, all the way up to Howard Stern receiving a call in late January of 2012, causing Ghost to end that show in utter disgust.

He disappeared sometime after February or March 2012, and was one of the trolls who did not return in 2016.

DiscardSkype
Another splicer, similar to Tango Whiskey, who made some of the first splices of Ghost back in August 2011. He induced massive rage from Ghost as a result, as some of his splices were of touchy material for him, ranging from lynching to support for Sarah Palin. He was typically the first caller during Radio Graffiti, already putting Ghost in a bad mood (save for one time when he was foiled - a splice of Ghost asking the listeners to lynch blacks didn't sound well put together, and Ghost noted this and promptly kicked him off.) His last call was in early 2012.

DJPenguin371
A splicer who arrived on the show in February 2012, and has made 6 notable audio clips, ranging from Ghost drinking afterbirth, popping pills, to chugging pony piss. He 'retired' soon after. He managed to initiate cans.wav when a different person played one of his audio splices to Ghost.

Dunlop145
A music caller dating back to June 2011, who would play loud music whenever one of his multiple Skype names were called on, ranging from Celine Dion to Karate Kid, which happens to be one of Ghost's favorite movies - and instilled the creation of a remix many months later as a result. He made a short comeback in January, doing what he always does best - ear rape. He returned once more in May 2012 to play advertisements and a clip from what is presumed to be from the Maury Povich show about a 14-year old girl getting pregnant from having sex with over thirty different guys. Ghost reacted in absolute disgust to the call to the point of cans.wav. He was one of the many pre-return callers not to come back in 2016.

Father Hoodie
Father Hoodie was an earlier character played by JWLuke787 before he created Tub Guy. Father Hoodie, as the name implies, was a catholic priest with pedophilic tendencies who used to call Ghost. His calls consisted of him asking Ghost advice on religious matters or talking about a current event, like when he complained that TSA was starting to out-molest him and the Catholic Church. JWLuke787 retired the character after creating the character of Tub Guy, who was starting to become popular. Father Tub Guy's confession calls in Capitalist Episode 486 were most likely a tribute to him.

ggctuk2011/Melvin
A former long time listener and minor troll who started the 'Kill Your Family' series of audio spam, which Ghost mistook for "satanic subliminal messaging'. On its initial play, it caused Ghost rant about Satanic bands for three minutes. The reaction to this clip spawned remixes and splices from a phrase Ghost has uttered in response: "Yeah, dude, Satan is good, Satan is my pal!".

A splice created and voiced by him, "True European Radio", was played on Episode 296.

GhostLikesGreenDay
A very minor, and presumably underage, troll, who has only called on three times on the broadcast. His character is a fruity-sounding man who insists that Ghost is his dad. He first called in during Capitalist Episode 526, telling his "dad" to stop beating him, resulting in cans.wav. He called in during Radio Graffiti in Episode 532, asking Ghost if it's "cool to get Engi-queer with the Engineer." He made another call in Episode 536, calling Ghost's crypto hotline a sex hotline and also referred to him as Thomas Albin, causing Ghost to go nuts.

Illuminati Guy
A caller from Bavaria with a thick accent, who simply stated that something is in the Illuminati, whether it be Ghost, Herman Cain, Rainbow Dash, or Ghost's Granny. Ghost was annoyed with him at how frequently he called in, and deduced him to be a moron when he didn't know that the Illuminati were based in Bavaria, where he had been vacationing. He stopped calling afterwards.

Inspector Ghost/Gadget/Hambone
After The Harbingerr's famous remix went live on YouTube after enraging Ghost in November 2011, Inspector Gadget memes became a popular way to troll Ghost on his show. One person did an impersonation of Dr. Claw's infamous quote "I'll get you next time Gadget, next time; hahahahaha!", and annoyed Ghost in doing so, who apparently knows the TV show. For months afterwards, different callers (including the original Inspector Hambone remixer) did the same thing, replacing Gadget with 'Hambone', 'Ghostler', and even references to his granny. This fell out of favor in May 2012, and the callers doing it did not return when Ghost returned in 2016.

Marvin
One of the original trolls who once called Ghost during a 2008 episode of True Conservative Radio who was a black man known for preaching Christianity to Ghost. He's also known for his catchphrase "That's Not Necessary" whenever Ghost would make 'uncalled for' comments to him & has possibly spent the most time on the air with Ghost, at almost 28 minutes.

Mickey Mouse
A voice impression troll similar to Kermit the Frog. Mickey mainly called in during May 2016, and usually made jokes about the floods in Texas. It wasn't long before Mickey was retired. The character made a short return in Episode 424, where he called in during Radio Graffiti to order food, causing Ghost to cans.wav. Mickey made his last call during the eighth episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show.

'Mom, Shut the Fuck Up'/ Basement Dweller
This troll made his first call during the 2011 Christmas broadcast, angry at his mother about a hot dog. His calls usually featured him cursing out his mother, who was apparently in the background doing something he did not approve of. Ghost does not appreciate kids berating their parents and showing them no respect, so he took serious offense to the Dweller's comments - which ranged from homework, dragon dildos, and masturbating (of which he denied allowing his mother to join him in his activities). He stopped calling before May 2012.

Mr. Sev
A troll that usually splices what Ghost said the previous episode, most famous for his "Bernie, fuck my ass, Ted, fuck my face" splice. Mr. Sev was a very prominent caller that usually got cans.wav until Skype stopped working in the summer of 2016. Since then, he plays his splices without crediting himself on Google Hangouts. He has also played anime remixes and confusing splices.

Starting in 2017, Mr. Sev now credits himself when playing splices in Google Hangouts.

As of Ghost's hiatus and comeback, his status as a caller is unknown, and no calls have been attributed to him so far.

NWO Shill Guy
A 'Brotha' as defined by Ghost, who started calling the show in June 2011, and accused him of being a member of the New World Order and Illuminati, to which Ghost responded in annoyance. He was sent to Ghost's show through Alex Jones, who happens to be Ghost's least favorite fellow radio host (along with Howard Stern). Ghost does not approve of siphoning listeners away from his show, and is disgusted at the amount of people who fall for the conspiracy movement, so he was not amused at being labeled a shill himself. NWO Shill Guy occasionally called him out as a Racist, to which Ghost reacted to with a questionable phrase, stating that the caller couldn't feed his family with a bucket of chicken, which was used against him a week later by the Shill. The NWO Shill Guy stopped calling after August, and was not seen again, although a random caller copied his 'Bucket of Chicken' phrase afterwards.

This caller, or someone impersonating him, has called in twice since the hiatus, with Ghost shrugging off both calls. He was also mentioned in a Twitter Name on Episode 493 that caused cans.wav.

Penis Penis Penis
A January 2012 caller who called up to 5 to 10 times per show simply whispering 'penis..penis..penis..penis' in a very rushed tone until Ghost knocked him off the air. At first Ghost thought the caller was referring to Penix 2.0, but got sick and tired of him chain calling, and simply responded :"Okay, we know what you like up your.. poopshoot we get it there."..

He was referencing an unnamed character from the television show, "Mission Hill" who is known to whisper "Penis" into another person's ear.

Scottish Buttsucker
A post-Return character, as well as a parody of the Internet Buttstalker, who often called in with a thick scottish accent, often proposing sick things to Ghost like having a 3-way with Templeton or talking about cannibalizing a kid. Ghost often reacted to these calls with mild disgust, telling him to "go eat some Haggis", on some occasions confusing him for being an Irish caller and calling him a leprechaun. After July 2016, his calls seemingly stopped.

Scull314
A splicer who called into the show on a frequent basis, and usually played splices made by other trolls. He caused great anger for Ghost in a call in August after a lucky break where he queued up a splice of Ghost saying his '57 Chevy line against Texas immediately after Ghost used it against a failtroll just seconds before.

In an early call to the show, he even made his own rap for Ghost, and played it on Radio Graffiti. Ghost thought it was lame and that 'farting on a snare-drum' could produce a better sound than his song.

Snake Nerd
A troll who began making calls and splices in November 2017. His primary gimmick is being a snake enthusiast who happens to dislike black people. His first call, played on Episode 503, consisted of him asking Ghost for his opinion on the name for his pet snake, but was hung up on as Ghost thought it was something perverted. He called in a second time the next broadcast, telling Ghost that he named the snake "Templeton", which made Ghost somewhat annoyed as it was his dog's name. The Snake Nerd received his first cans.wav in Episode 506, where he played a splice of Ghost getting bit by his snake, and the troll saying the N-word at the end of it. The Snake Nerd got his name from Ghost's response:

"You're a nerd with a snake! You're a nerd with a snake, and I can only imagine where you put that snake, you sick fruitbowl! I can tell by the feminine vernacular that you're sportin' in your voice! Good God, I bet you that snake smells like buttcrack, that's all I'm sayin'! I bet you money that goddamn fish... snake... whatever the hell it is, fish, snake, I bet you that idiot has a whole wild kingdom in his house, he sounds like a fruitbowl dork."

The Snake Nerd became an accidental chain-caller in Episode 530 when he and J-Man Capitalist both did splices of Ghost having sex with Oprah Winfrey, who was represented by a chimpanzee.

He stopped calling in around January 2018, and left the community in March of that same year.

SuperSmash
A post-Return-era splicer who joined in October 2016. He's known for a variant on the Tell Me Lies splice with Sonic "game over" music, and for the majority of storybook splices that ran on Ghost's show. He also took part in a few collab splices, including one in Episode 438 that requested Touhou merch.

He is infamous for feuding with SharpSplicer's Discord chat and making splices out of their voice chat without permission, which made him a target for their raids. On Episode 445, after being banned from Sharp's chat, he made a splice that tried to make him sound like a psychotic murderer, a splice which Ghost did not understand. He was also accused of making inferior versions of other trolls' splice ideas, and being the primary reason storybook splices became an obsolete troll tactic due to over-usage.

Since Ghost's return from The Break, he has not been heard from with any new splices or activity.

Templeton Sanders
A new troll that first appeared in May 2016. He called in every day, playing content posted in the NEW MATERIAL HERE page, in addition to other sexual audio he finds online. He stopped calling after Skype stopped working with Blog Talk Radio. He came back on July 20th, 2016, playing his own splices. Since then, whenever he called in, he usually got cans.wav. He got his first rage quit on August 10, after his "Jihadi John Conquest" splice. This caused KaraszKun to block him on Twitter because he was about to get called on by Ghost.

His peak of trolling happened during Capitalist Episode 381, where he was part of a record highest amount of chain cans.wav, along with Benito, Doremy Sweet, and Twitter users.'''. '''He played two sadistic splices back to back, getting a cans.wav and "gimmie the mic" each. This was the end of his cans.wav run, as his next splice on Episode 385 was deemed too dark for Ghost, so he cut it off early without any cans.

As of Ghost's hiatus and return, his status as a caller is unknown, as no calls have been attributed to his name.

Thai Fruit Dragon
A splicer who has called Ghost frequently since his return. He made the vast majority of the Daniel Bryan Splices that caused Ghost to usually rage whilst proclaiming "I just freaking said that!". He disappeared after the Skype option to call in to BlogTalkRadio was removed in June 2016.

Tina the Transtesticle
A transexual who was a semi-frequent caller on Ghost's show, mostly during Radio Graffiti from late 2011 to early 2012. Her first call was on Episode 180. Her most famous moment was during Episode 209 when she managed to get Ghost to end the show in rage during Radio Graffiti, when she fought with Amy Daly over him. Her last call was on March 2, 2012, where Ghost claimed she looked like "Gordon Ramsay with a wig" when she attempted to troll him. Ghost refused to take her calls afterwards, and she was one of the many trolls who did not return when Ghost came back in 2016.

Top Badge
Another of the many audio trolls who called into the broadcast, his most notable one caused Ghost much pain during a Radio Graffiti with his 'Happy Halloween' remix played in September 2011. Since The Return, he can often be found in the ogcapitalistarmy chatroom, however he has indirectly trolled Ghost once through Tub Guy playing his dramatic reading of MaskedPony's diaper fetish Pony fanfiction that he read in the chatroom.

UnknownThomasfan1
A Thomas The Tank Engine fan who used to call the show in 2012 with Thomas related calls. He was known for calling from multiple numbers so that he could call the show easily. However he was seen as a failtroll by most listeners because he was either hung up on early by Ghost or he just ended up embarrassing himself. He hasn't called the show since Ghost's Return.

Waltman13
Waltman was one of the new splicers on the Ghost Show. His other occupation is YouTube pooping, and he referenced Ghost in his videos before. That said, he was unable to make cans.wav from his calls. He retired from trolling in order to focus fully on youtube poops but still places ghost references in some.

Doctor Festus (AKA WorgenCapitalist)
Often incorrectly referred to as "Doctor Fetus" by Ghost during shoutouts, he was an active Radio Graffiti troll in the Ghost Show era. He began listening in 2016, but knew about Ghost prior to them due to the videos posted by bmar896. he recently retired due to his youtube channel starting to gain traction and wanting to focus on doing gmod animations.