Captain Autism



卐 CAPTAIN AUTISM 卐 was a frequent user of the TTS donation system on The Ghost Show. First appearing in Episode 11 and was a member of the Outer Circle who abuses the TTS donation system, often in the first hour or so of The Ghost Show

First appearing in Episode 11, he spearheaded the resurgence of the Accident-Prone Kids troll, and with the help of several other donors he forced Ghost to "Consume the Devil's Lettuce".

Captain Autism returned in Show 13 with a smaller but just as effective barrage of TTS spam. As a result of his "./.\./.\./.\" donation which was read out as "Dot slash, Dot backslash" and went on longer than any other TTS troll in Ghost Show history, Ghost threatened to ban him and implement Donation martial law. Captain Autism was banned as a result of his actions and those of the copycat trolls, and is the first to be banned from calling into The Ghost Show. Captain Autism is quoted as saying, "Being banned is hard. Now I know how Nelson Mandela must have felt when he was in jail."

Captain Autism is also responsible for trolls including "Me on the phone to my boss" troll and "4 foot plastic tubing"

Notable Appearances
 Episode 11 
 * Despite being a long time listener for almost the entirety of True Capitalist Radio and The Ghost Show's history, Show 11 was Captain Autism's debut, where he was almost instantly banned following a spate of spam TTS donations.

 Episode 29 
 * Autism was allowed to join in again in show 29, where he went on to wage war on Captain Deci, which lead to the almost daily TTS spam of "Type 'CAP' to ban Deci", which regularly angers ghost.

 Episode 34 
 * Show 34's "YEEHAW!" and "HOWDY!" explosion, where TTS donations and the chat were flooded with "YEEHAW!" along with cowboy emojis

 Episode 41 
 * Show 41 saw the introduction of "Pimp fried shrimp, you can't crimp the shrimp", an emoji spam that irritated ghost.

 Episode 46 
 * Captain Autism has even appeared in a number of Jackler's audio and visual splices, such as in 46, where Jackler unveiled a video he commissioned from Big Man Tyrone mocking Ghost for getting food poisoning, and going on to shout Autism's trademark phrase "Type CAP to ban Captain Deci!", with a hearty chuckle.

 Episode 112  The logic behind it was that it was so obscure and confusing a concept that ghost simply couldn't fathom it.
 * Captain Autism started a TTS spam troll-fad that lasted for a large portion of the show, which refereed to random diameters of plastic tubing. The troll simply required spammers to send TTS donations with nonsense text such as "buy 4 foot plastic tubing, 4 foot diameter tubing for you, cheap price 4 foot tubing plastic construction diameter of 4 foot plastic tubing tubing plastic tubing it is plastic tubing cheap price good price plastic 4 foot tubing tubing of 4 foot diameter" - ghost quickly had a meltdown over the tubing, as it wasn't in reference to anything and had no logical reason for being a troll.

Returning Features
Other annoyances to ghost that can be attributed to Captain Autism include Ghost's Gay-men tutor or 'gaming tutor' and regular shrimp-posting.

Captain Autism's Hide-out
Captain Autism's side discord is called '🍤TheShrimpCircle🍤' https://discord.gg/haM6pq

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