User:RMaster007

Hey everyone. My name is RMaster007.

While I don't really listen to The Ghost Show or TCR, I enjoy the Radio Graffiti segments because they are enjoyable and humorous. My favorite period of Radio Graffiti is during March-August 2016, but I mainly enjoy the 2011-12 episodes, because the trolls didn't push it so much, and Ghost got more easily triggered back then.

I am now a member of the ghost.report forum as RMaster. I might call into the show someday to troll Ghost, but he does it too late at night.

Favorite moments

 * "Fuck you, Santa Claus."
 * Any instance of Fuck You Texas.
 * The "Fuck Christmas" song (Capitalist Episode 418)
 * Whenever someone refers to Ghost as a lowly cripple
 * I'm a sucker for the musical talents of Wesley Wills.
 * The Radio Graffiti segment in the 2016 Mother's Day episode.
 * One-Minute Radio Graffiti. (Shoutout to J-Man Capitalist)
 * Moon Man. Every single time. (K-K-K, K-K-K, K-K-K)
 * Twilie Atkins calling the White House with a splice of Ghost.
 * Then again, almost every prank call with Ghost's voice is gold.
 * "It will be legal in Texas to shoot Donald Trump".
 * Ghost getting pissed off in Episode 366 just because two callers didn't know that they were on the line.
 * "True Bureaucrat Radi-TRUE BUREAUCRAT RADIO!?"
 * When InsaneEnergy called out Ghost for his Jewish ways while in the Inner Circle chatroom, and the latter threw a hissy fit.
 * "I think this coin is a complete scam..."
 * The legendary All the Way Up remix by Serious Samsung.
 * Ghost being driven to Rage Quit just because someone edited his avatar onto Pepe the "Feels Bad" Frog.
 * Any time Ghost denies saying something when he did, in fact, say it. (My ass you said "baguette")
 * "Fifteen Remixes for Baller Friday" (Another job well done for the white bitch horse)
 * When Samsung and Twilie came together to make that insult carol.

Best Shoutout names

 * Oops, I Jewed it Again
 * 2 Years Since Alex Jones Blew a Fart
 * ICP on Trump's Bed
 * P. Ness (the fact that Ghost thought this was serious at first makes it funnier)
 * Roy No Moore
 * 6'2 Sack of Shit
 * This Traffic is Nuts
 * Did I Jew That?
 * Albin Claus Got Stuck in the Chimney
 * I'm Pure Albin (and this was just moments after Ghost said that he's pure alpha)
 * The #5,000 Squirrel of Texas
 * Mrs. Ghost Got Squirreled
 * $5,000 Nature Speed Bump
 * InfoSquirrels
 * Drop Pants Like Dominos

Ideas for Splices

 * Ghost tries to get President Trump to start a war, only to get fired and beaten up by Homeland Security.
 * The Heavy plays the Soviet anthem on a tuba. When Ghost yells at him for it, he gets turned into swiss cheese.
 * Ghost starts charging people for Radio Graffiti like the filthy Jew he is.
 * "What's going on between me and Uncle Tony is personal, alright?"

Ideas for Shoutout Names (credit me on my talk page if you use any of them, or not, IDC)

 * Thomas Ghostbin
 * Space Ghost is Better Host
 * Ghost's Inner (Restroom / Tard Shelter / Woodshed)
 * Alex Jones Could Beat You Up
 * Engineer / Goofy Bone / Jackler / Templeton) For New Host
 * Ghost Blamed Me For His Autism
 * Ghost Can Suck My (Apple / Knob / Package / Pecker)
 * (Lick-le / Tickle) my Pickle
 * Texan Booty Scratcher
 * Tedmas Cruzbin
 * Long Dong Silver's
 * Jihad for (Bronycon / Inner Circle / San Antonio / Texas)
 * Chew My (Log / Wood)
 * 11 Years of (Autistic Texan Screeching / Brown-nosing / Bullshit / Ripping off Alex Jones)
 * 11 Years and Still No (Waifu / Respect / Talent)
 * Dick (Eater / Face / Head / In My Hole / Kicker / Lick / Pump / Punch / Slap)
 * Glory Hole Face
 * (Bang / Do / Make Love To / Penetrate / Plow / Screw / Sex) My (Face / Mouth)
 * (Cram / Put / Shove / Stick) It In My (Face / Mouth)
 * Jewing Gum
 * (Ghost is a) Whore for Moore
 * Going Down Faster Than George Michael
 * The Texas (Albiners / Bronies / Bureaucrats / Cucks / Dick Holers / Ponies / Servicers)
 * Texico
 * I Hope Ghost (Goes to Jail / Has a Heart Attack / Poops Himself)
 * Herman Booger Cain
 * Ghost is a (Autist / Retard / Spook / Soy Drinker / Wanker)
 * Happy (Bernie / Big Smoke / Boomer / Bunghole / Butter) Friday
 * BJs for (42coin / Autographs / Beer / Bernie / Bronies / Butter / the Engineer / Trump)
 * Davy (Cockett / Cock-suck-ett / Coonfucker / Cuntett)
 * Inner Circle Equals (Brainwashing Victims / Douchebag City / Ghost's [Slave Holding Pen / Tard Shelter] / InfoWars Fan Club / KKK / The Klan)
 * Eye Ate The Buh Lacks

Pages Created on the Wiki

 * TonyTalk
 * Stevie Ray Vaughan
 * Thomas Albin (Just a redirect to the Other Fan-Given Alter Egos page)
 * Autism
 * The Ghost Show Episode 66
 * Saturday Night Show Episodes 17, 21, and 22
 * Woody Allen Butt-Loving Pedophiles (recreated the page after [REDACTED] got it deleted)