Storybook Splices

Storybook Splices (or audio-book splices) are a type of splice in which a bedtime story or a fanfiction is read to Ghost, either by text-to-speech or an actual person. In certain cases, they're light-hearted versions of actual events in Ghost's life that are played back by fitting music. Known users of this splice type are J-Man, SuperSmash, and the African Booty Scratcher during his early days.

The first of them aired as early as Episode 333 where it was a spoof of the Double-Dipping incident.

There wouldn't be another of this type until the eventful Episode 377 when The Very Hungry Templeton aired. Since Ghost got bitten by the dog minutes ago, the splice drove him insane and brought the show to a halt until the police arrived.

SuperSmash would be responsible for most of the fanfictions afterwards, and because he overdid the troll in such a short time, it became a failtroll tactic. The originator of this troll, J-Man, attempted to save it. But due to making some bad decisions (including mimicking Eeyore's voice for the next audio-book) it blew up in his face.

This would also be a common tactic of the African Booty Scratcher prior to becoming a character, as he would simply read an Anne Frank fanfiction copypasta, which would often chaincall Ghost due to 3-4 people having it on the line, with Ghost exclaiming to get this "dumb immigrant" off.