Woody Allen Butt-Loving Pedophiles

Woody Allen Butt-Loving Pedophile is the term used by Ghost to refer to pedophiles. A pedophile is someone who is sexually attracted to children. The topic of pedophilia has come up at various occasions on Ghost's show. This topic became more commonly discussed in November 2016, when Ghost began talking about Pizzagate.

Although pedophilia is treated seriously as a topic for the most part, there have been countless trolls about it. Ghost, of course, does not find this funny, and as of the Return era when Pizzagate became a topic, he has claimed that pedophiles, as well as people who are pro-pedophilia or find pedophilia funny, should be investigated, beaten up, or even killed.

Trolling
In the 2011-2012 era, Ghost was trolled by a person who did an impression of Herbert the Pervert, the elderly pedophile seen in Family Guy. Herbert's calls have notably caused great deals of rage, but he did not return in 2016.

When Ghost began to discuss Pizzagate on the show, many crude Twitter Shoutout names were made, including "Drop Pants like Domino's", "Pizza Hut Kids' Club", and more notably, "BJs for Chuck E. Cheese Coins". There were also a couple of Radio Graffiti calls related to this, but those who did sometimes risked their number being given out in the air by Ghost.

In Capitalist Episode 433, a failtroll from California called in saying that he was waiting for a "washed-up radio host with a Haitian pizza by the wheelchair ramp". Ghost was none too pleased by this, and demanded the caller answer his question on if he thought child pornography was funny. The caller did not answer this and continued to piss him off, which resulted in Ghost giving his number out and rage-quitting. In the following broadcast, the caller returned, and Ghost pointed out that his address was on a sexual predator list. Ghost asked for a reason on why that is, but did not get an answer. The caller was eventually doxed by Ghost's listeners.

During Radio Graffiti on The Ghost Show Episode 19, someone played an intro splice called "True Pedophile Radio", and as one would expect, Ghost raged hard.