First of all, I want to introduce myself as the ORIGINAL Toilet Guy, occasional splicer/remixer from the True Capitalist Radio broadcast and better known for my involvement as a splicer/remixer from the other troll show, Haulin' Ass. I am in no way related to MaskedPony or G as they are merely imitators and utter failures at that.

If you want to know what the Toilet Guy is really all about, until The Return, this character was mostly a recurring troll caller from another show called "Possum Hour". The character was originally planning to call into TCR but because of Skype no longer working on BlogTalkRadio shows, Google Voice being complete shit and MaskedPony & G were running around pretending to be me and making my character sound like half-a-tard. It's really Google Voice being shit which is why I can't call in with my splices anymore though.

To be perfectly honest, MaskedPony & G can both suck wet farts from their grandpa's assholes and hold them like a bong rip as they get fed tubesteaks smothered in underwear.

That's all I wanted to address on the matter of a "Toilet Guy" calling into the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. If you don't hear a Jew-sounding, raspy-voiced chainsmoker on the toilet microwaving babies like he's the Ghetto Capitalist, that's just an imitator doing a terrible job. Ta-Ta for now, Capitalist Army & vote for Donald Trump this November! http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OCq5VCei42

Calls

UPDATE: I can now personally confirm that Toilet Guy had called into the show much to Ghost's disgust. Leave a comment below if you want more calls and suggestions that would make Ghost want to pour bleach down his earholes. No, the rumors of Toilet Guy being anybody else is still untrue.

1/5-1/6 calls: http://vocaroo.com/i/s02kjT59LAOK