Dallas Cowboys

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You idiots memed Ram Ranch into a reality and I don't appreciate it!


The Dallas Cowboys are an American Football Franchise located in Texas. The Cowboys are a team located in the NFC East division. The team plays on Thanksgiving every year as a tradition for many years. As of 2016, they have never made it past the Divisional Round of the NFL playoffs since 1995.

Ghost's Views

Ghost is a Cowboys fan, for a few callers calling up and harassing him about the team. Such as a few callers calling trolling Ghost about the team's New Year's Day night loss to the New York Giants back in the 2011 season, causing them to go 8-8 and missing the playoffs. Ghost was angry claiming that "The reason they lost is because they got frickin' Tony Homo as their Quarterback, Tony Homo!".

There have been a couple Twitter names involving their untimely 2011 regular season collapse at the end of the season.

They would come back to the playoffs in 2016, only to lose to the Green Bay Packers in the Divisional Round. Ghost would get bombarded with more Twitter names directed at their sudden playoff exit. He ended up raging hard over the names that the trolls had created. Some of the names that were featured included "The Dallas Chokeboys," "Dallas Got Packed," and "Dallas Steers 'n Queers."

During the 7th Episode of The Ghost Show, Ghost had been infuriated over the Dallas Cowboys losing to the Los Angeles Rams in the 2019 season that he made the episode's topic over the fact that he believed the trolls used "meme magic" to make the Dallas Cowboys lose to the LA Rams. He went on to blame the many Mediashare donations using the song Ram Ranch.

References during the Show

The Dallas Cowboys are referenced in the "Fuck You Texas" song that was played numerous times to troll Ghost in the Summer of 2011 broadcasts, it really used to get Ghost angry. A lyric in the song reads "Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawn a breath".

A caller in January 2012 referenced their elimination from contending in the playoffs against the New York Giants twice in two consecutive episodes during Radio Graffiti. The first was "How about the Dallas Cowboys! Can't wait to see them in the playoffs!" This incited massive rage from Ghost, but he continued the show. The next day, the same caller coupled their regular season collapse with Ghost's Granny and a Denny's restaurant, causing a massive outburst of rage in response, and ending that show.