Former Minor Trolls

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True Capitalist Radio and more recently, The Ghost Show had a long list of trolls that called into its broadcast all the way back from 2010. Some were great, and others were not so good. This is a list of former TCR trolls that that didn't get their own page, but nonetheless contributed to making the show more fun for everyone (well, almost everyone) whether it be during Radio Graffiti or from their own video uploads that Ghost became annoyed with them.

Note that many trolls used numerous Skype or FreeConferenceCall names, and sometimes called with two or even three per show to play multiple sound files. Thus, one supposed 'audio troll' may actually be the exact same person as another one.

For a list of still active minor trolls, see Minor Trolls

American Game Master

American Game Master is a troll that has refused to use the TTS system, having promised to not give ghost a single cent, his first two calls involved Ghost and Tony in Tell Me Lies splices, before dropping them in favor of flavors of the week. He has done the following:

  • Ghost shoots MLK 2019 (done in two parts)
  • Racist splices (until February)
  • 'Ghost is a rip off of/is Alex Jones' splices
  • an Alex Jones impersonation
  • Called out TTS trolls
  • Served as a Queue for a few trolls, though he will never mention his involvement, letting those trolls take full credit because all AGM does is play the splices.
  • Interestingly inspired the $12 donations of linking Ghost to his own LIVE broadcasts (which surprisingly, said inspiration came from a failed call)
  • Called out AsrielKekker as a failtroll, and the TTS trolls as well, in a splice which caused Ghost to ragequit afterwards.


AnonTheWizard was a splicer and remixer, who called up the show with the latest remixes made by either him, or other well known trolls when necessary, to piss Ghost off primarily during Radio Graffiti. From time to time, he also played Ear Rape clips by accident due to the loud nature of the videos, much to Ghost's annoyance. Ghost often mispronounced his name as 'Another Wizard' because he often got his name mixed up with 'Another Goth Guy', who usually followed his name in Chatroom Shoutouts. He no longer trolls Ghost, and is in fact a part of his Inner Circle.


Main article: AsrielKekker



Asrielkekker was a thirteen-year-old troll and a former member of the Outer Circle who regularly called in during the YouTube era of The Ghost Show-era Radio Graffiti segments, beginning in Episode 39. His character is much similar to Asho and The Aborted Fetus in the 2011-12 era of True Capitalist Radio, calling in to make fun of Ghost, saying vile things that a child shouldn't be saying, and usually stating that his parents are at Applebee's when Ghost asks him to put his parents on the line, in Episode 50 Asrielkekker states that his dad is passed out with his guy friend and his mom is outside with her guyfriends. Ghost's typical reaction to his calls is utter disgust towards a child showcasing such behavior, copious amounts of cans.wav and profanity, and angrily shouting "WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?!".

Following the Darkblane Incident, he was banned from both The Outer Circle and Public Circle due to a new age restriction (18+) rule being enforced.

With Ghost moving to VaughnLIVE, Kekker was banned from the chatroom and Ghost almost instantly hangs up on him while also cutting any calls including him from the BitChute uploads of the episodes. It is presumed that he no longer calls into the shows. despite this,he is active in the forums.


More famously known as the 'Violinist' of True Capitalist Radio, Brink0War occasionally played the My Little Pony theme or Soviet Anthem to annoy Ghost. Ghost would then decide that he is no longer a good player, and would reject his calls until he returned with a more 'favorable' song, in which he was then reappointed to his title. He tended to get along with Ghost, playing Brahms or that Charlie Daniels song to put him in a better mood, but as mentioned before, he enjoyed going out of line just as the other musicians did once in a while.

Brony Drumming

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Brony Drumming (AKA BD or Drumstick) is known to do drum covers on YouTube, who used to troll ghost. He started listening to True Capitalist Radio in October 2011 back when he was StevenTheMaster. He is also known to participate in collaborations such as the boycott splice surrounding G's Suicide Misunderstanding Controversy. While providing his own splices and remixes, he also drums on Radio Graffiti from time to time. Before the return in March 2016, he was a random 435 caller on the show, and was known for the Hambone Days (Happy Days remix in 2011). BD started listening to TCR again on April 4, 2016, and became known for his "Ghostler Funk" remix, which joked about Ghost being in a wheelchair. He was also one of the admins of the TCR Discord Chat formerly held by Tison Rockit.

Bowling Alley Guy

Bowling Alley Guy was a short-lived troll who made a short series of calls to Ghost during Radio Graffiti on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. His calls usually consisted of a few seconds of silence, allowing the background noises of the bowling alley to reach Ghost. He then provided a casual greeting. Although his calls were very spontaneous, and rather rare, he still irritated Ghost.

Some listeners have noticed a similarity between him and The Capitalist Queer (mentioned below), as both trolls were prominent only in September of 2011, yet the Bowling Alley Guy typically was picked up on Radio Graffiti much more often. A few listeners considered both to be the same person, but this was never clarified.

Capitalist Mao / Caller 732 / Second Harvest Drinker

More famously known as the 'Johnnie Walker Second Harvest guy', Mao made about 5 notable calls in the final months of the show. He consistently disgusted Ghost at his 'special treatment and harvesting' of Ghost's favorite beverage, and continued to raise the bar, creating Third, Fourth, and Fifth harvest. Prior to remolding himself into the now well known 'Second Harvest Guy', he generally was just a frequent caller from the 732 area code.

For those who have not caught on with the joke, 'Second Harvest' is the urination and re-consumption of Johnnie Walker Blue Label, an expensive Scotch that is so good, that apparently it can be harvested again and again after the digestive process.

He returned in Episode 227, where he told Ghost that he was drinking 577th harvest, but Ghost misheard it as 57th harvest. He occasionally called up drinking "Bernie Sanders Harvest" and "Trump Vodka Second Harvest" throughout 2016, and called in yet again after The Break trying to advertise Pisscoin, a Cryptocurrency, much to Ghost's digust. He was a part of Ghost's Inner Circle, but left the group at the start of The Inner Circle Schism.

Capitalist Queer

Capitalist Queer was a short lived Twitter name and an occasional caller on True Capitalist Radio during September 2011. His calls were usually short and consisted of him talking about his boyfriend, or singing something to Ghost. Although he annoyed Ghost greatly, some found him to be a failtroll, since Ghost hangs up on fast talking people almost all the time. He inspired several copy-cat trolls afterwards. Capitalist Queer's last call was on February 13th, 2012 asking Ghost if he would be interested in being his Valentine.

Some listeners thought he was the Bowling Alley Guy as well, due to the similarity in their calls, and the times when they were active (September 2011), a claim that was never verified.

Surprisingly, someone used this name in a post-return episode, but Ghost didn't react to the name. Whether it was the original Capitalist Queer or not was never verified.

California Caller

Not to be confused with the caller, the California Caller was one of the more controversial trolls on TCR who called the show from 661 area code, hence his name. He first called in during Episode 433, where he made a Pizzagate joke. This resulted in Radio Graffiti coming to a complete stop, with Ghost asking him if he thought that child pornography was something to joke about. However, the caller refused to answer the question and kept trolling, causing Ghost to get pissed off. Ghost eventually gave the caller's number out and ended the broadcast early. After the show, a ton of chatrooms went after the caller, with some threatening to dox him. On Tubguy's Tinychat room, someone came in claiming to be the Cleveland Caller, and also thought that the Pizzagate call was funny. 8Equal then confronted the caller, with the latter saying that he would call in more.

On Episode 434, Ghost encountered the caller again, and asked him why his address was on a sexual predator list. The caller never responded, however. It was revealed after the broadcast that the caller was doxed. The California Caller's address was then given out on Episode 435. Despite this, the Cleveland calls still continued.

Cans Abuser

★ ★ ★ Winner of: TGS/SNTS Fan Of The Year at the 2019 Ghosties ★ ★ ★

Current avatar used on Cans Abuser's SoundCloud and on VaughnLIVE

Cans Abuser, was an alias of Cans Abusing Meme Magician (now TGPAC, short for "The GhostPolitics Archive Community"), a The Ghost Show-era Splicer & Remixer, and the owner of the GhostPolitics Archive. He first appeared during The Ghost Show Episode 23, initially being a frequent user of the TTS system (Initially as Cans Abuser, then for a while, Meme Magician), but made his Radio Graffiti debut during The Ghost Show Episode 65, returning the use of the name Cans Abuser.

Some of the things he's done:

  • Queued and played splices for a few trolls, not mentioning any involvement, letting them take full credit.
  • Bought his way to the top of the Donators list, which was also used for the current Shitlist
  • RaidenSnake bait-and-switch calls (At the cost of Ghost's sanity)
  • Provided a relay of The Ghost Show & The Saturday Night Troll Show on his YouTube Channel since Ghost moved to VaughnLIVE. A link to his relay was sometimes donated to Ghost for trolling purposes.
  • Expanded an existing discord server that he ran by renaming it to the Central Circle for the community, as a response to the Public Circle Discord server closing, so the trolls and serious viewers can have a new central location for discussion.

Despite retiring the Cans Abuser name and no longer actively donating, he recently returned to RG-only trolling under the alias KommiKat. However he continues to archive Ghost's past broadcasts ever since Ghost started broadcasting from dlive.

Captian Dickhead

A troll that made a handful of calls in early episodes of the Return, known for speaking with a booming heroic voice. Some of his calls include him stating that he got a "blowy-joey" from a Vietnamese prostitute, and a parody of Ghost's intro called "True Dick Radio". While he stopped calling in Summer 2016, he made a brief return in early 2017, but has not called in since.

Charles von Habsburg and the Habsburg Gang

Kaiser Charles visits Ram Ranch with the Habsburg Gang to find better ways to get Ghost to go to church for once.

Charles von Habsburg is along with Jackler, Captain Autism, GI Ghost, and others, one of the most frequent users of The Ghost Show's TTS system. He first appeared during The Ghost Show Episode 4 spamming Austro-Hungarian march music through Soundcloud.

Alongside Charles von Habsburg, a multitude of other people are in the Habsburg Gang, and frequently reference various historical happenings, both in our timeline and in the timeline of the popular HOI4 mod, Kaiserreich.

Frequent TTS messages include references to Germany, Habsburg rule of Imperial Mexico, threats against Serbia, Christianity, and calling Ghost out on racism/giving into trolls. People in Ghost's chat mentioned the Habsburg Gang in Ghost Show #46 when a song of Austro-Hungarian origin played.

A usual list of names of the Habsburg Gang includes, but is not limited to:

  • Charles von Habsburg, head of the Gang
  • Otto von Habsbug, 2nd in command and son of Charles
  • Maximilian von Habsburg, who frequently talks about how Mexico > Texas
  • Ho Chi Minh von Habsburg, talking from a foxhole in occupied Indochina
  • Templeton von Habsburg, "Ghost's dog"
  • Engineer von Habsburg, "The Engineer"
  • Mrs Ghost von Habsburg, "Ghost's 'wife'"


TheChizz was a remixer/splicer during the pre-return era of True Capitalist Radio. He mainly used splices to troll Ghost with the occasional use of a remix. One of his notable splices is "Ghost's Pink Taco", which was also his debut splice. He has made a couple of remixes the notable ones being "Melting Pot of Gary Oak" and "Just Give Her A Hambone".

Church of My Little Pony

A brony claiming to start up a religion about 'My Little Pony' and asking Ghost to join, even trying to persuade him with "Tiger Shrimp Tuesdays". He began his calls right around the end of the 2011-12 run of True Capitalist Radio, so he wasn't able to make a lot of calls.

Crayon Guy

A short lived troll, from August to October 2011, who called up asking Ghost to place Crayola items in his butthole. Ghost was disgusted, but got even more annoyed when he started calling back multiple times afterwards. His fondness for crayons suggests that he might have served in the United States Marine Corps at some point in his life.


A troll who completely turned the tables on Ghost's show in the final months of the 2011-2012 era when he started calling other radio shows using a Soundboard of Ghost - splices included. Ghost was very angry about having himself besmirched in this way, and repeatedly told people to not call other shows in his voice. Nevertheless, his exploits continued, all the way up to Howard Stern receiving a call in late January of 2012, causing Ghost to end that show in utter disgust.

He disappeared sometime after February or March 2012, and was one of the trolls who did not return in 2016.

Danny J

Danny J is a splicer who has had sporadic appearances throughout the show, particularly 2016-2018. He's also known to change his name to anger Ghost during Shoutouts. His content ranges from being able to successfully enrage Ghost, to being considered failtroll-quality.

He's also one of the several trolls who calls in under Anonymous. Like many splicers, he uses Google Hangouts to call into the show. His splices include Ghost being raped by the Little Caesar's mascot, Ghost having his way with an MLP pony, Ghost getting into a fight and an orgy, and a Gangnam Style remix calling Ghost a jew. He has also teamed up with the African Booty Scratcher for an advert on "racial bigotry syndrome treatment".

Dark Meme Magician Girl

★ ★ ★ Winner of: Best Text-to-Speecher at the 2019 Ghosties ★ ★ ★

Dark Meme Magician Girl after successfully making Ghost cans.wav

A The Ghost Show-era troll & co-owner of GX Central, she was a frequent user of the TTS system, whether it's a video share, link share, or a TTS message, often making Ghost cans.wav in the process. She often used this to her advantage in order to coerce Ghost into doing forum shoutouts or radio graffiti, or even doing the video shares whenever Ghost threatens to Rage Quit.

When not using the TTS system to troll ghost, she used to troll Ghost via forum shoutouts from time to time.

On The Ghost Show Episode 42, she donated the $300 required to join the Inner Circle, rejected the invite and requested Ghost to give it to Twilie Atkins instead, leading to the #IStandWithTwilie hashtag after Ghost was skeptical about letting Twilie join the Inner Circle.

She has since become inactive, after the Ghosties, focusing more on background operations on GX Central


D-Class Kitty's wordpress avatar

D-Class-Kitty (aka Mrjapanesefeeder) is a The Ghost Show-era troll who posted in forum, and he appeared for the first time in The Ghost Show Episode 60, then he first posted in ghost's forum in The Ghost Show Episode 109 from October 2019 to March 2020, before it shut down, he later left the TGS community because of trolls taunting him.


Another splicer, similar to Tango Whiskey, who made some of the first splices of Ghost back in August 2011. He induced massive rage from Ghost as a result, as some of his splices were of touchy material for him, ranging from lynching to support for Sarah Palin. He was typically the first caller during Radio Graffiti, already putting Ghost in a bad mood (save for one time when he was foiled - a splice of Ghost asking the listeners to lynch blacks didn't sound well put together, and Ghost noted this and promptly kicked him off.) His last call was in early 2012.


A splicer who arrived on the show in February 2012, and has made 6 notable audio clips, ranging from Ghost drinking afterbirth, popping pills, to chugging pony piss. He 'retired' soon after. He managed to initiate cans.wav when a different person played one of his audio splices to Ghost.

Doctor Festus (AKA WorgenCapitalist)

Often incorrectly referred to as "Doctor Fetus" by Ghost during shoutouts, he was an active Radio Graffiti troll in the Ghost Show era. He began listening in 2016, but knew about Ghost prior to them due to the videos posted by bmar896. he recently retired due to his youtube channel starting to gain traction and wanting to focus on doing gmod animations.


A music caller dating back to June 2011, who would play loud music whenever one of his multiple Skype names were called on, ranging from Celine Dion to Karate Kid, which happens to be one of Ghost's favorite movies - and instilled the creation of a remix many months later as a result. He made a short comeback in January, doing what he always does best - ear rape. He returned once more in May 2012 to play advertisements and a clip from what is presumed to be from the Maury Povich show about a 14-year old girl getting pregnant from having sex with over thirty different guys. Ghost reacted in absolute disgust to the call to the point of cans.wav. He was one of the many pre-return callers not to come back in 2016.

Father Hoodie

Father Hoodie was an earlier character played by JWLuke787 before he created Tub Guy. Father Hoodie, as the name implies, was a catholic priest with pedophilic tendencies who used to call Ghost. His calls consisted of him asking Ghost advice on religious matters or talking about a current event, like when he complained that TSA was starting to out-molest him and the Catholic Church. JWLuke787 retired the character after creating the character of Tub Guy, who was starting to become popular. Father Tub Guy's confession calls in Capitalist Episode 486 were most likely a tribute to him.


A The Ghost Show-era troll, she often makes splices that ranges from being able to successfully enrage Ghost, to being considered failtroll-quality. She hasn't since called after the beginning of 2020.


A former long time listener and minor troll who started the 'Kill Your Family' series of audio spam, which Ghost mistook for "satanic subliminal messaging'. On its initial play, it caused Ghost rant about Satanic bands for three minutes. The reaction to this clip spawned remixes and splices from a phrase Ghost has uttered in response: "Yeah, dude, Satan is good, Satan is my pal!".

A splice created and voiced by him, "True European Radio", was played on Episode 296.


A very minor, and presumably underage, troll, who has only called on three times on the broadcast. His character is a fruity-sounding man who insists that Ghost is his dad. He first called in during Capitalist Episode 526, telling his "dad" to stop beating him, resulting in cans.wav. He called in during Radio Graffiti in Episode 532, asking Ghost if it's "cool to get Engi-queer with the Engineer." He made his final call in Episode 536, calling Ghost's crypto hotline a sex hotline and also referred to him as Thomas Albin, sending Ghost into a rant that quickly deteriorated into unintelligible screaming.


ICUP (pronounced as I C U P or I see you pee) is a The Ghost Show-era splicer, who first appeared during the mid-summer of 2019. He has made several splices, including a collab with Spermy Ghostini.

Illuminati Guy

A caller from Bavaria with a thick accent, who simply stated that something is in the Illuminati, whether it be Ghost, Herman Cain, Rainbow Dash, or Ghost's Granny. Ghost was annoyed with him at how frequently he called in, and deduced him to be a moron when he didn't know that the Illuminati were based in Bavaria, where he had been vacationing. He stopped calling afterwards.

Inspector Ghost/Gadget/Hambone

After The Harbingerr's famous remix went live on YouTube after enraging Ghost in November 2011, Inspector Gadget memes became a popular way to troll Ghost on his show. One person did an impersonation of Dr. Claw's infamous quote "I'll get you next time Gadget, next time; hahahahaha!", and annoyed Ghost in doing so, who apparently knows the TV show, most likely because of the remix. For months afterwards, different callers (including the original Inspector Hambone remixer) did the same thing, replacing Gadget with 'Hambone', 'Ghostler', and even references to his granny. This fell out of favor in May 2012, and the callers doing it did not return when Ghost returned in 2016.

King Demopann/Acousto

A The Ghost Show-era troll, King Demopann was a captain of The Outer Circle, and a former acquaintance of Jackler. King Demopann's calls are few and far between, usually being linked to a splice or him calling under the alias "KingCaptialist", which has since been denounced by him. He was the one who supposedly directed the creation of the trump interview which was played during The Ghost Show Episode 32. Recently, King Demopann called in multiple times under the alias "KingCapitalist" and asked about (or talked about) a cryptocurrency called "Ravencoin", ever since Ghost shutting him down in an episode, he has given up the alias and gone to strictly trolling Ghost.

King Demopann has also called in with certain songs at times, usually when he can't think of an idea for a splice, and his queue is empty. The main things he does are splices of Ghost contradicting himself, splices based off of recent events, such as when Ghost said "faggot" and denied it, saying he said "baguette" instead. King Demopann made splices such as "Spy gets assaulted with a baguette", "Ghost shoots up a mosque", and "This is why Ghost deserves trolls".

Recently, King Demopann has been kicked from The Outer Circle for being 2 years under the age limit of 18. During Jackler's broadcast, Dova had asked for his age which in turn got him banned. This dispute has caused King Demopann to give up his alias and change it to Acousto. He has not appeared in any trolls recently, and is on the verge of becoming inactive.

Kit Lemonfoot / Кит Лемонфут

Kit Lemonfoot's icon used for True Capitalist Radio. His original icon is an image of Villager from Super Smash Bros. with black glitchy squares covering the eyes and mouth.

A Return-era troll who grew to more popularity as a The Ghost Show-era troll, Kit Lemonfoot, or potentially better known in Cyrillic as Кит Лемонфут (Kyt Lyemonfut), is a TTS troll who rarely donates into the show. Due to Ghost's aversion to foreign donations, Kit runs his donation text through DeepL's Russian translator, prompting Ghost to rant about "talking to him in American." From his donations, he has been confirmed to be both a member of The Outer Circle and an acquaintance of Jackler.

He has claimed to be the owner of several Twitter Shoutouts names from the Return era of the show, including "I Turn Hands Into Food" and "Ghost's Finger Food" from Episode 333, however this is unconfirmed.

Liquid Schwartz

Liquid Schwartz is a splicer and remixer who first appeared in May 2016, most famous for his "True Diaper Radio" and "Look at Ghost's Photograph" splices. He is also known for collaborating with other callers, such as Twilie Atkins. Despite being a brony, he does not use very much pony material in his splices.

Along with Twilie Atkins, he played a splice which included personal audio from Ghost's Discord during Episode 560. In response, Ghost accused him of being a Woody Allen Butt-Loving Pedophile.


One of the original trolls who once called Ghost during a 2008 episode of True Conservative Radio who was a black man known for preaching Christianity to Ghost. He's also known for his catchphrase, "That's Not Necessary," whenever Ghost would make 'uncalled for' comments to him and has possibly spent the most time on the air with Ghost, at almost 28 minutes.

Mickey Mouse

A voice impression troll similar to Kermit the Frog. Mickey mainly called in during May 2016, and usually made jokes about the floods in Texas. It wasn't long before Mickey was retired. The character made a short return in January. Mickey made his last call during the eighth episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show.

'Mom, Shut the Fuck Up'/ Basement Dweller

This troll made his first call during the 2011 Christmas broadcast, angry at his mother about a hot dog. His calls usually featured him cursing out his mother, who was apparently in the background doing something he did not approve of. Ghost does not appreciate kids berating their parents and showing them no respect, so he took serious offense to the Dweller's comments - which ranged from homework, dragon dildos, and masturbating (of which he denied allowing his mother to join him in his activities). He stopped calling before May 2012.


Montie is troll caller who is also a 'well known' tripcode user on /mu/. He is known for his character, the "Houston Hoveround Salesman", who has regularly called up attempting to sell Hoverounds to Ghost. Normally, Montie ties in topics Ghost talked about in the broadcast to troll him with (Unemployment, Bernie Sanders, the Texas floods, etc.). This has caused Ghost to get mad and state that he is not a cripple.

Montie, at the end of the cripple joke's tenure, developed a new character similar to the Internet Buttstalker, that managed to sound so similar to the original caller that Ghost confused Montie for him in July. Montie did not call back onto the show until December, when he managed to bait Ghost into cans. Since the 10th anniversary special, he portrays the Internet Buttstalker in various episodes.

Mr. Sev

A troll that usually splices what Ghost said the previous episode, most famous for his "Bernie, fuck my ass, Ted, fuck my face" splice. Mr. Sev was a very prominent caller that usually got cans.wav until Skype stopped working in the summer of 2016. Since then, he plays his splices without crediting himself on Google Hangouts. He has also played anime remixes and confusing splices.

Starting in 2017, Mr. Sev now credits himself when playing splices in Google Hangouts.

As of Ghost's hiatus and comeback, his status as a caller is unknown, and no calls have been attributed to him so far.

Mr. Tamsy

Mr. Tamsy is a post-return caller responsible for various insult carols. His first song, "Mr. Ghostler" was played by Templeton Sanders during Episode 270. All of Tamsy's songs since then have been played by himself. He has also called in to play splices from other users, such as 8equal, and SharpSplicer at their request. Despite being a regular caller and having caused several cans.wav, Tamsy had kept a relatively low profile throughout 2016.

This changed during Episode 464, when Tamsy called in using a text-to-speech program, defending the continued existence of Radio Graffiti and denouncing the Inner Circle for raiding the discord of Elfoxoloco the previous night. The message prompted Ghost to have a serious discussion regarding the fate of Radio Graffiti and the autograph war.

Mr. Tamsy returned upon the end of Ghost's hiatus, and has called in regularly since then.

NWO Shill Guy

'Brotha' as defined by Ghost, who started calling the show in June 2011, and accused him of being a member of the New World Order and Illuminati, to which Ghost responded in annoyance. He was sent to Ghost's show through Alex Jones, who happens to be Ghost's least favorite fellow radio host (along with Howard Stern). Ghost does not approve of siphoning listeners away from his show, and is disgusted at the amount of people who fall for the conspiracy movement, so he was not amused at being labeled a shill himself. NWO Shill Guy occasionally called him out as a Racist, to which Ghost reacted to with a questionable phrase, stating that the caller couldn't feed his family with a bucket of chicken, which was used against him a week later by the Shill. The NWO Shill Guy stopped calling after August, and was not seen again, although a random caller copied his 'Bucket of Chicken' phrase afterwards.

This caller, or someone impersonating him, has called in twice since the hiatus, with Ghost shrugging off both calls. He was also mentioned in a Twitter Name on Episode 493 that caused cans.wav.

Penis Penis Penis

A January 2012 caller who called up to 5 to 10 times per show simply whispering 'penis..penis..penis..penis' in a very rushed tone until Ghost knocked him off the air. At first Ghost thought the caller was referring to Penix 2.0, but got sick and tired of him chain calling, and simply responded :"Okay, we know what you like up your.. poopshoot we get it there."..

He was referencing an unnamed character from the television show, "Mission Hill" who is known to whisper "Penis" into another person's ear.

Rafa Capitalist/Rafa The Beat

Rafa Capitalist (or Rafa the Beat) is a troll that joined the TCR community around late March/early April 2017, and began trolling Ghost after the Break. He is notable for causing a Rage Quit on Episode 537, when he Gabbed Ghost a picture of Pepe The Frog photoshopped onto his avatar, causing him to go on a tirade about not being a "feels bad man" before ending the show early.

After this, he hasn't done anything noticeable to the show until The Ghost Show Episode 23, where he was the person behind the supposed PornHub account of the show, causing Ghost to go on a raging downward spiral over his broadcast being relayed on the site (however, he closed this account a few days later due to issues regarding trying to pass ownership of it to Octo, with the latter making a new account of it soon afterwards with the sole purpose of actually relaying the episodes there).

Other than being on Gab Shoutouts, Rafa has also made splices on Radio Graffiti, some of them which caused cans, like a story splice of Ghost turning into an "Autistic Werewolf", and a remix of "Swing Low, Sweet 42Coin" played at the end of Episode 532, which caused Ghost to go insane. He is also responsible for introducing a new method to the Tell Me Lies splices, which involves the use of the Vine video "Why The Fuck You Lyin’" for when Ghost contradicts himself.


RationalRyan is a caller best known for his calls asking Ghost for advice on how to draw his Pokémon hentai. Ryan has said that he's since stopped that particular trolling tactic for the time being after the MaskedPony Incident due to Ghost threatening to give the phone number of anyone who tried to troll using MaskedPony, and Ryan's next troll involved that. However, Ryan still trolls on occasions, and is a regular caller on the fan show of True Capitalist Radio, Real Talk, helping to popularize it. He now primarily focuses on splices and parody songs, such as "Let's Go Fly a Drone" and "Templeton's Famous Turd" and is responsible for starting the "What's going on between me and *insert name here* is personal" splice trend, by making splices where Ghost has sex with Alex Jones and Deray.

RationalRyan is best known for his call at the end of Episode 534, with a splice of Ghost contradicting himself saying that he supported Jeb Bush at one point, resulting in the record for longest cans.wav.

Scottish Buttsucker

A post-Return character, as well as a parody of the Internet Buttstalker, who often called in with a thick scottish accent, often proposing sick things to Ghost like having a three-way with Templeton or talking about cannibalizing a kid. Ghost often reacted to these calls with mild disgust, telling him to "go eat some Haggis", on some occasions confusing him for being an Irish caller and calling him a leprechaun. After July 2016, his calls seemingly stopped.


A splicer who called into the show on a frequent basis, and usually played splices made by other trolls. He caused great anger for Ghost in a call in August after a lucky break where he queued up a splice of Ghost saying his '57 Chevy line against Texas immediately after Ghost used it against a failtroll just seconds before.

In an early call to the show, he even made his own rap for Ghost, and played it on Radio Graffiti. Ghost thought it was lame and that 'farting on a snare-drum' could produce a better sound than his song.

Snake Nerd

A troll who began making calls and splices in November 2017. His primary gimmick is being a snake enthusiast who happens to dislike black people. His first call, played on Episode 503, consisted of him asking Ghost for his opinion on the name for his pet snake, but was hung up on as Ghost thought it was something perverted. He called in a second time the next broadcast, telling Ghost that he named the snake "Templeton", which made Ghost somewhat annoyed as it was his dog's name. The Snake Nerd received his first cans.wav in Episode 506, where he played a splice of Ghost getting bit by his snake, and the troll saying the N-word at the end of it. The Snake Nerd got his name from Ghost's response:

"You're a nerd with a snake! You're a nerd with a snake, and I can only imagine where you put that snake, you sick fruitbowl! I can tell by the feminine vernacular that you're sportin' in your voice! Good God, I bet you that snake smells like buttcrack, that's all I'm sayin'! I bet you money that goddamn fish... snake... whatever the hell it is, fish, snake, I bet you that idiot has a whole wild kingdom in his house, he sounds like a fruitbowl dork."

The Snake Nerd became an accidental chain-caller in Episode 530 when he and J-Man Capitalist both did splices of Ghost having sex with Oprah Winfrey, who was represented by a chimpanzee.

He stopped calling in around January 2018, and left the community in March of that same year.


A post-Return-era splicer who joined in October 2016. He's known for a variant on the Tell Me Lies splice with Sonic "game over" music, and for the majority of storybook splices that ran on Ghost's show. He also took part in a few collab splices, including one in Episode 438 that requested Touhou merch.

He is infamous for feuding with SharpSplicer's Discord chat and making splices out of their voice chat without permission, which made him a target for their raids. On Episode 445, after being banned from Sharp's chat, he made a splice that tried to make him sound like a psychotic murderer, a splice which Ghost did not understand. He was also accused of making inferior versions of other trolls' splice ideas, and being the primary reason storybook splices became an obsolete troll tactic due to over-usage.

Since Ghost's return from The Break, he has not been heard from with any new splices or activity.

Templeton Sanders

A new troll that first appeared in May 2016. He called in every day, playing content posted in the NEW MATERIAL HERE page, in addition to other sexual audio he finds online. He stopped calling after Skype stopped working with Blog Talk Radio. He came back on July 20th, 2016, playing his own splices. Since then, whenever he called in, he usually got cans.wav. He got his first rage quit on August 10, after his "Jihadi John Conquest" splice. This caused KaraszKun to block him on Twitter because he was about to get called on by Ghost.

His peak of trolling happened during Capitalist Episode 381, where he was part of a record highest amount of chain cans.wav, along with Benito, Doremy Sweet, and Twitter users.. He played two sadistic splices back to back, getting a cans.wav and "gimmie the mic" each. This was the end of his cans.wav run, as his next splice on Episode 385 was deemed too dark for Ghost, so he cut it off early without any cans.

As of Ghost's hiatus and return, his status as a caller is unknown, as no calls have been attributed to his name.

Thai Fruit Dragon

A splicer who has called Ghost frequently since his return. He made the vast majority of the Daniel Bryan Splices that caused Ghost to usually rage whilst proclaiming "I just freaking said that!". He disappeared after the Skype option to call in to BlogTalkRadio was removed in June 2016.

Tina the Transtesticle

A transexual who was a semi-frequent caller on Ghost's show, mostly during Radio Graffiti from late 2011 to early 2012. Her first call was on Episode 180. Her most famous moment was during Episode 209 when she managed to get Ghost to end the show in rage during Radio Graffiti, when she fought with Amy Daly over him. Her last call was on March 2, 2012, where Ghost claimed she looked like "Gordon Ramsay with a wig" when she attempted to troll him. Ghost refused to take her calls afterwards, and she was one of the many trolls who did not return when Ghost came back in 2016.

Top Badge

Another of the many audio trolls who called into the broadcast, his most notable one caused Ghost much pain during a Radio Graffiti with his 'Happy Halloween' remix played in September 2011. Since The Return, he can often be found in the ogcapitalistarmy chatroom, however he has indirectly trolled Ghost once through Tub Guy playing his dramatic reading of MaskedPony's diaper fetish Pony fanfiction that he read in the chatroom.


Tyrian was a splicer who began calling into the show when Ghost returned from his break. He has made a handful of splices that have successfully enraged Ghost, and has also teamed up with Serious Samsung, TheNixedOne, and RafaCapitalist. Tyrian is best known for making a remix of Yello's "Oh Yeah", which had Tub Guy raping Ghost. Not only did this remix cause Ghost to have a massive tantrum, it also received an honorable mention for "Best Remix" in the 2017 Ghosties. He came back again in Episode 578, where he played a racist splice that caused cans.wav. Not much has been heard from him since.


A Thomas The Tank Engine fan who used to call the show in 2012 with Thomas related calls. He was known for calling from multiple numbers so that he could call the show easily. However he was seen as a failtroll by most listeners because he was either hung up on early by Ghost or he just ended up embarrassing himself. He hasn't called the show since Ghost's Return.


Waltman was one of the new splicers on the Ghost Show. His other occupation is YouTube pooping, and he referenced Ghost in his videos before. That said, he was unable to make cans.wav from his calls. He retired from trolling in order to focus fully on youtube poops but still places ghost references in some.