Fruitbowl

There is an entire day dedicated to these fruity-ass bastards.

“Uh...Area code 423, what do you think about Obama?"

"Who gives a crap about my son, he's the fruity-ass, fruitbowl, gay, bast-"

"Aw, you stupid, dumb son of a bitch, lemme tell you someth-lemme-GOD...DAMN...SON OF A-(cans.wav)”

—Ghost, upon hearing a splice of him saying that his son was a fruitbowl

For a more thorough look at Ghost's political opinions on homosexuals, see LGBT.

Fruitbowl is a term frequently used by Ghost to refer to a homosexual or a male with feminine attributes known as tomgirls, such as having a feminine vernacular, or watching My Little Pony. Fruitbowl was among the most commonly used phrases on the broadcast, with multiple uses per show, and sometimes, per call. Ghost often uses the term to refer to the callers throughout his broadcast. Ghost usually (although not as much since the Return) refers to Wednesday broadcasts as "Fruitbowl Wednesday", due to the amount of fruits that call in.

After moving off of BlogTalkRadio and going independent, Ghost has mostly stopped using the term, and now uses the more vulgar term "faggot", as he doesn't have to watch his language in fear of getting demonetized anymore. Since he began broadcasting on YouTube, Ghost usually tends to avoid saying it, and claims to have said "baguette" if he does.

Other Variations

• Fruitbowl gay bastard
• Fruity-ass fruitbowl gay bastard (who's taking it up the pooper)
• Fruity-ass bastard
• Fruity-ass
• Fruit
• Fruiter
• Fruity McFaggins sounding Fruit
• Dildo Faggins

Examples

• The Internet Buttstalker, one of the most famous examples.
• Tub Guy, another famous example.
• Bronies, all of them in Ghost's opinion.
• The Capitalist Queer
• Mr. Tacos
• Paul Ryan (according to Ghost)
• John Kasich (also according to Ghost)
• Barack Obama (according to Ghost)
• Ghost's Son (according to the troll terrorists)
• Germit the Gay Frog
• DeRay Mckesson

Fruitbowl Music

Occasionally, if the callers are getting a little too fruity, Ghost had the Engineer "Play some fruitbowl music," with him choosing a random song from Ghost's curiously vast fruitbowl playlist. As of the Return, this is extremely rare and a lot of the songs in the playlist disappeared.

On Ghost's old Chatroom on BlogTalkRadio, Textchat Warriors began to sing along and celebrated when Ghost plays one of these songs. This led to reactions from him, such as "Look at 'em! They're fruitin' up! Their assholes are puckerin'!"

On one occasion, after a caller questioned him on thinking that bronies are pedophiles, Ghost deliberately searched for a fruitbowl among the callers in order to play fruitbowl music.

See also

• Transtesticle

External Links

• A list of fruitbowl music.

This topic has attracted the attention of artists and photoshoppers, and so is popular enough to get its own gallery! Click here for the Fan Art section on Fruitbowls.