High Hard One

“Your mom's getting the high hard one at Applebee's tonight there, Ashhole?”

—Ghost, upon discovering Asho's mother was out

High Hard One is a term used by Ghost, the host of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast to refer to a large/long erect penis. The term is similar to Alabama Black Snake. Ghost often uses the term while describing what slut-bag, dishrag whore single mothers are looking for during happy hour. According to Ghost, individuals such as Tyrone and Paco are said to sport the biggest ones. The result of having these things is multiple children like Asho.

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