My Dick Band

“How many songs does this man have about his penis, for Christ's sake? He's got a serious goddamn problem!”

—Ghost 

The My Dick Band is a bandcamp musician who writes parodies of famous songs, usually changing various words to "my dick". Their songs have frequently been used to troll Ghost, who finds the songs ridiculous and believes there is something seriously wrong with the people writing and listening to them. Since May 2016, playing these songs has fallen out of favor as a trolling method.

The band's impressive repertoire

1. Dick On My List (parody of 'Kiss on My List' by Hall & Oates)
2. Everybody My Dick Tonight (parody of 'Everybody Have Fun Tonight' by Wang Chung)
3. Dancing In My Dick (parody of 'Dancing in the Dark' by Bruce Springsteen)
4. Fast Dick (parody of 'Fast Car' by Tracy Chapman)
5. Fields Of Dick (parody of 'Fields of Gold' by Sting)
6. Baker Dick (parody of 'Baker Street' by Gerry Rafferty)
7. The Way My Dick Is (parody of 'The Way It Is' by Bruce Hornsby and the Range)
8. Imagine Dick (parody of 'Imagine' by John Lennon)
9. My Name Is My Dick (parody of 'Luka' by Suzanne Vega)
10. Ironic Dick (parody of 'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette)
11. Piano Dick (parody of 'Piano Man' by Billy Joel)
12. Harden My Dick (parody of 'Harden My Heart' by Quarterflash)
13. Dick Dreams (parody of 'Dreams' by Van Halen)
14. Dick in Heaven (parody of 'Tears in Heaven' by Eric Clapton)
15. No Dick (parody of 'No Rain' by Blind Melon)
16. What's Up, My Dick? (parody of 'What's Up?' by 4 Non Blondes)
17. Two Dicks (parody of 'Two Princes' by Spin Doctors)
18. A Very My Dick Xmas (parody of 'Carol of the Bells')
19. Do They Know It's My Dick? (parody of 'Don't They Know It's Chrismas' by Band Aid)
20. Don't Go Breaking My Dick (Duet with Gordon Merrick) (parody of 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart' by Elton John [with Kiki Dee])
21. More Than My Dick  (Live on KCRW 12/09)
22. My Dick Awards 'Record of the Year' Bumper 
23. Orinoco Dick (parody of 'Orinoco Flow' by Enya)