Hey everyone. My name is RMaster007.
While I don't really listen to The Ghost Show or TCR, I enjoy the Radio Graffiti segments because they are enjoyable and humorous. My favorite period of Radio Graffiti is during March-August 2016, but I mainly enjoy the 2011-12 episodes, because the trolls didn't push it so much, and Ghost got more easily triggered back then.
- "Fuck you, Santa Claus."
- Any instance of Fuck You Texas.
- The "Fuck Christmas" song (Capitalist Episode 418)
- Whenever someone refers to Ghost as a lowly cripple
- I'm a sucker for the musical talents of Wesley Wills.
- The Radio Graffiti segment in the 2016 Mother's Day episode.
- One-Minute Radio Graffiti. (Shoutout to J-Man Capitalist)
- Moon Man. Every single time. (K-K-K, K-K-K, K-K-K)
- Twilie Atkins calling the White House with a splice of Ghost.
- Then again, almost every prank call with Ghost's voice is gold.
- "It will be legal in Texas to shoot Donald Trump".
- Ghost getting pissed off in Episode 366 just because two callers didn't know that they were on the line.
- "True Bureaucrat Radi-TRUE BUREAUCRAT RADIO!?"
- When InsaneEnergy called out Ghost for his Jewish ways while in the Inner Circle chatroom, and the latter threw a hissy fit.
- "I think this coin is a complete scam..."
- The legendary All the Way Up remix by Serious Samsung.
- Ghost being driven to Rage Quit just because someone edited his avatar onto Pepe the "Feels Bad" Frog.
- Any time Ghost denies saying something when he did, in fact, say it. (My ass you said "baguette")
- "Fifteen Remixes for Baller Friday" (Another job well done for the white bitch horse)
- When Samsung and Twilie came together to make that insult carol.
Best Shoutout names
- Oops, I Jewed it Again
- 2 Years Since Alex Jones Blew a Fart
- ICP on Trump's Bed
- P. Ness (the fact that Ghost thought this was serious at first makes it funnier)
- Roy No Moore
- 6'2 Sack of Shit
- This Traffic is Nuts
- Did I Jew That?
- Albin Claus Got Stuck in the Chimney
- I'm Pure Albin (and this was just moments after Ghost said that he's pure alpha)
- The #5,000 Squirrel of Texas
- Mrs. Ghost Got Squirreled
- $5,000 Nature Speed Bump
- Drop Pants Like Dominos
Ideas for Splices
- Ghost tries to get President Trump to start a war, only to get fired and beaten up by Homeland Security.
- The Heavy plays the Soviet anthem on a tuba. When Ghost yells at him for it, he gets turned into swiss cheese.
- Ghost starts charging people for Radio Graffiti like the filthy Jew he is.
- "What's going on between me and Uncle Tony is personal, alright?"
Ideas for Shoutout Names (credit me on my talk page if you use any of them, or not, IDC)
- Thomas Ghostbin
- Space Ghost is Better Host
- Ghost's Inner (Restroom / Tard Shelter / Woodshed)
- Alex Jones Could Beat You Up
- Engineer / Goofy Bone / Jackler / Templeton) For New Host
- Ghost Blamed Me For His Autism
- Ghost Can Suck My (Apple / Knob / Package / Pecker)
- (Lick-le / Tickle) my Pickle
- Texan Booty Scratcher
- Tedmas Cruzbin
- Long Dong Silver's
- Jihad for (Bronycon / Inner Circle / San Antonio / Texas)
- Chew My (Log / Wood)
- 11 Years of (Autistic Texan Screeching / Brown-nosing / Bullshit / Ripping off Alex Jones)
- 11 Years and Still No (Waifu / Respect / Talent)
- Dick (Eater / Face / Head / In My Hole / Kicker / Lick / Pump / Punch / Slap)
- Glory Hole Face
- (Bang / Do / Make Love To / Penetrate / Plow / Screw / Sex) My (Face / Mouth)
- (Cram / Put / Shove / Stick) It In My (Face / Mouth)
- Jewing Gum
- (Ghost is a) Whore for Moore
- Going Down Faster Than George Michael
- The Texas (Albiners / Bronies / Bureaucrats / Cucks / Dick Holers / Ponies / Servicers)
- I Hope Ghost (Goes to Jail / Has a Heart Attack / Poops Himself)
- Herman Booger Cain
- Ghost is a (Autist / Retard / Spook / Soy Drinker / Wanker)
- Happy (Bernie / Big Smoke / Boomer / Bunghole / Butter) Friday
- BJs for (42coin / Autographs / Beer / Bernie / Bronies / Butter / the Engineer / Trump)
- Davy (Cockett / Cock-suck-ett / Coonfucker / Cuntett)
- Inner Circle Equals (Brainwashing Victims / Douchebag City / Ghost's [Slave Holding Pen / Tard Shelter] / InfoWars Fan Club / KKK / The Klan)
- Eye Ate The Buh Lacks